NARRATOR: WELCOME TO "REAL OR FAKE,"
THE COOLEST GAME SHOW EVER.
WITH ERIN, AIDAN, NINA AND NORM.
LAST PERSON STANDING AFTER THREE ROUNDS
WINS AN IPAD MINI.
ROUND 1, THE SEEKERS HAVE LIMITED TIME TO
RECRUIT THREE TEAM MEMBERS.
OUT OF THREE STATEMENTS,
PLAYERS HAVE TO FIND THE FAKE ONE.
ERIN: WELCOME TO "REAL OR FAKE".
NORM: WE ARE ON THE SEARCH TO FIND US
SOME CONTESTANTS FOR TEAM PURPLE.
AIDAN: I SEE A CONTESTANT.
ERIN: THIS ROUND IS GOING TO BE SO POPPING!
NORM: ROUND 1 BABY, YOU GUYS READY, LET'S GO!
ERIN: LET'S TRY AND FIND SOME PEOPLE, LET'S GO!
I'M READY.
AIDAN: NO, NO, I CALLED THEM, I CALLED THEM, I CALLED DIBS.
NINA: OK, HERE'S HOW IT WORKS, I HAVE THREE FACTS.
NORM: YOU JUST HAVE TO TELL ME WHICH ONE IS FAKE,
ALRIGHT FINE, IT'S OK.
ERIN: I'M IN MY RUNNING POSITION.
AIDAN: OH IT'S A GO, IT'S A GO!
ERIN: AIDAN GOT A HEAD START.
AH!
AIDAN: HA-HA-HA-HA!
ERIN: I NEED TO WORK ON MY CARDIO.
WAH, WAH.
WHO WANTS TO PLAY "REAL OR FAKE"?
AIDAN: WAIT, WAIT, I SAW 'EM FIRST.
NINA: READY TO GO?
NORM: AH, HERE WE GO!
ERIN: WHAT'S YOUR NAME SIR?
CURTIS: CURTIS.
NORM: WHAT'S UP ASHAVA, WHAT'S UP SAMAIYAH?
ERIN: POPCORN CAN POP UP TO THREE FEET INTO THE AIR.
AIDAN: THE BIGGEST PIZZA IN THE WORLD WAS MADE AT A
PIZZERIA IN ROME.
NINA: THERE WAS A MAN WHO COOKED 427 OMELETS
IN HALF AN HOUR.
MAN: I THINK THE THIRD ONE'S FAKE.
GIRL: THE PIZZA ONE.
NINA: THE PIZZA ONE?
GIRL 2: THE PIZZA.
GIRL 3: PIZZA.
BOY: I THINK I'M GOING TO GO WITH THAT TOO.
AIDAN: YOU'RE GOING TO GO WITH THE PIZZA AS WELL?
NINA: YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT, THAT ONE WAS FAKE!
[SINGING INAUDIBLY].
AIDAN: YOU'RE BOTH CORRECT, EXCELLENT, YES!
CURTIS: NUMBER 2 SEEMS TOO UH, TOO PERFECT.
NINA: IT WAS ACTUALLY SOLD IN A SUPERMARKET IN SOUTH AFRICA.
AIDAN: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME SHOW WITH US TODAY?
NINA: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY "REAL OR FAKE"
WITH NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC KIDS?
WOMAN: SURE.
AIDAN: YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
NORM: I'M GOING TO TELL YOU THREE STATEMENTS,
YOU'VE GOT TO TELL ME WHICH OF THE THREE ARE FAKE.
ERIN: ONLY ONE IS FAKE, OK, ARE YOU READY?
I'M SO READY!
NORM: OK, WELL LET'S, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GUYS
KNOW ABOUT ANIMALS, ALRIGHT?
AIDAN: A BOTTLE NOSE DOLPHIN HAS A BIGGER BRAIN
THAN A HUMAN.
NORM: SNOW LEOPARDS CAN'T ROAR.
NINA: BEES HAVE THREE EYES.
NORM: 1, 2 OR 3?
BOY: I'LL GO WITH MY BROTHER FIRST.
BOY 2: UM.
ERIN: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
BOY 2: THE BEES DON'T HAVE THREE EYES.
WOMAN: THAT THE BEES HAVE THREE EYES.
BOTH: THREE!
ERIN: YOU'RE COMPLETELY RIGHT, HOW DO YOU FEEL?
BOY 2: GOOD.
NINA: YOU'RE CORRECT, OH MY GOSH, THAT'S AWESOME,
THAT WAS THE FAKE ONE, HIGH FIVE!
NORM: BEES HAVE 5 EYES, NOT 3!
WHO'S GONNA WIN?
BOTH: PURPLE!
AIDAN: WE'VE GOT 5 MORE MINUTES,
WE'VE GOT TO FIND ONE MORE CONTESTANT,
YOU GUYS WANT TO HELP ME FIND THE CONTESTANT?
BOTH: YES.
AIDAN: OK, WHERE, WHERE.
NORM: PURPLE, PURPLE.
ERIN: BLUE, UGH!
WAIT, RED!
NORM: SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HER COLORS!
ERIN: I FORGOT I'M THE RED TEAM!
AIDAN: I'M GOING TO READ YOU THREE STATEMENTS AND YOU
JUST HAVE TO TELL ME WHICH ONE OF THEM IS FAKE, ALRIGHT?
ERIN: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
KATHERINE: KATHERINE.
ERIN: HI KATHERINE, HOW ARE YOU?
KATHERINE: GOOD.
ERIN: YOU SEEM REALLY NERVOUS.
[BOTH LAUGH].
NORM: THIS ONE IS ABOUT STATISTICS,
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT STATISTICS?
BOY: I DON'T KNOW.
ERIN: GET YOUR READY STANCE ON.
AIDAN: THE AMOUNT OF WHIPPED CREAM MANUFACTURED
EACH YEAR COULD COVER HALF OF THE UNITED STATES.
NORM: A COMPANY MADE A FRUIT SMOOTHIE BIG ENOUGH
TO FILL FOUR BATHTUBS.
BOY: EH!
ERIN: OR, THERE WAS ONCE A NINE AND A HALF FOOT TALL
BILLBOARD MADE ENTIRELY OF CHOCOLATE.
NORM: YUM.
ERIN: WHICH OF THESE DO YOU THINK IS NOT REAL?
BOY: ONE.
NORM: YOU THINK THAT'S FAKE?
WOMAN: WE'RE GOING TO GO WITH THE SMOOTHIE.
NORM: WHAT DO, WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS?
BOY 2: ONE.
AIDAN: YOU THINK WHIPPED CREAM'S FAKE?
ERIN: YOU'RE WRONG, NO KATHERINE!
HA-HA-HA, YOU'RE REALLY LAUGHY.
KATHERINE SEEMS AWESOME, BUT SHE KEEPS LAUGHING.
NORM: OH, THAT ANSWER IS CORRECT!
YOU GOT THE ANSWER RIGHT, YOU GOT THE ANSWER RIGHT!
CAMERON: ONE.
AIDAN: THAT IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!
ERIN: YOU ARE COMPLETELY RIGHT, CAMERON,
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
CAMERON: GOOD.
NARRATOR: ROUND 2, IT'S ELIMINATION ROUND,
LAST ONE STANDING MOVES ON.
ERIN: WHAT'S UP MY SENORITAS?
HERE WE'RE GONNA PLAY ROUND 2 OF REAL OR FAKE.
NORM: I'M GOING TO READ YOU A STATEMENT,
AND YOU HAVE TO WRITE DOWN WHETHER IT'S REAL OR FAKE.
AIDAN: THE BIGGEST BREED OF SPIDER CAN GROW
TO A SIZE SLIGHTLY BIGGER THAN A BASEBALL.
NINA: REAL OR FAKE.
NORM: REVEAL YOUR ANSWER, REAL, REAL, REAL,
THE ANSWER IS FAKE!
NINA: REVEAL, OH MY GOSH!
AIDAN: FLIP, OH MY GOODNESS.
ERIN: REAL, WHAT'S THAT?
CURTIS: WELL YOU SEE, THAT'S A BASEBALL AND
THERE'S A SPIDER AND YOU SEE IT'S SLIGHTLY BIGGER.
NINA: YOU ARE THE WINNER, IT IS FAKE, IT'S FAKE,
I'M SORRY GUYS.
ERIN: GUYS IT'S FAKE.
NORM: IT COULD ACTUALLY GROW THE SIZE OF A BASKETBALL.
ERIN: LOOK AT US.
NORM: SOME AVALANCHES TRAVEL MORE THAN 100 MILES AN HOUR.
AIDAN: FLIP 'EM.
NORM: FLIP, FAKE, REAL, REAL, THE ANSWER IS REAL.
AIDAN: YOU TWO ARE BOTH CORRECT, YOU ARE ELIMINATED!
NORM: YOU'RE STILL A WINNER IN MY EYES.
KA-BAM, YOU GOT THIS BOOK.
YOU GOT ONE OF THESE, THE SAME ONE?
ASHAVA: I STILL WANT IT.
NORM: OK.
AIDAN: A NEWBORN KOALA IS ABOUT THE SIZE
OF A CHICKEN EGG.
NORM: REVEAL YOUR ANSWER, REAL, FAKE.
AIDAN: FLIP 'EM.
NORM: THE ANSWER IS FAKE!
AIDAN: YOU'RE BOTH CORRECT!
LILLY: IT'S LIKE THIS BIG!
AIDAN: YES!
NORM: THEY ACTUALLY ARE THE SIZE OF JELLYBEANS.
AIDAN: OH, YOU'RE SMART!
THERE ARE ABOUT 150,000 HAIRS GROWING ON
THE AVERAGE PERSON'S HEAD AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT.
FLIP 'EM, YOU ARE CORRECT!
YOU'RE ON TO THE FINAL ROUND!
NARRATOR: ROUND 3, FIRST ONE TO 3 POINTS WINS AN IPAD MINI.
JOSH: THEY HAVE GOOD HEARTS, BUT DO THEY HAVE GOOD MINDS,
WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT.
WELCOME TO ROUND 3 EVERYONE, YOU'VE MADE IT THIS FAR,
CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU, CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU GUYS READY?
ALL: YES.
JOSH: REAL OR FAKE, PIRATE CODE DICTATED BURYING TREASURE
AT LEAST 4 FEET UNDERGROUND TO AVOID FLOODS, LIAM AND CAM?
ERIN: IS IT REAL OR FAKE BUDDY?
LIAM: FAKE.
JOSH: IT'S FAKE BUDDY, IT'S FAKE.
PIRATES GENERALLY DIDN'T BURY THEIR TREASURE.
REAL OR FAKE, NIGHTTIME RAINBOWS ARE
CALLED MOONBOWS, HANNAH?
HANNAH: REAL?
JOSH: IT'S REAL.
NORM: THERE'S SUCH THING AS A MOONBOW?
JOSH: REAL OR FAKE, HANDS ON THE BUZZERS GUYS,
THERE ARE JUST OVER 1 MILLION THUNDERSTORMS AROUND
THE WORLD EACH YEAR, LILLY?
LILLY: REAL.
JOSH: FAKE, THERE ARE OVER 16 MILLION THUNDERSTORMS
A YEAR, THAT'S A LOT OF STORMS.
REAL OR FAKE, THE STRIPES ON ONE SIDE OF A TIGER ARE THE
EXACT MIRROR OF THE OTHER SIDE OF THEIR BODY, SAMAIYAH?
SAMAIYAH: FAKE.
JOSH: IT'S FAKE, FAKE, THEY'RE ACTUALLY COMPLETELY DIFFERENT,
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
REAL OR FAKE, THE HUMAN HEART PUMPS BLOOD THROUGH
A NETWORK OF BLOOD VESSELS 60,000 MILES LONG, HANNAH?
HANNAH: REAL?
JOSH: IT'S REAL.
TURTLES LIVED ON EARTH BEFORE THE DINOSAURS DID, LILLY?
LILLY: FAKE.
JOSH: IT'S REAL, IT'S REAL.
REAL OR FAKE, A NEWBORN PUPPY STARTS WAGGING ITS TAIL
WITHIN MINUTES OF BIRTH, SAMAIYAH?
SAMAIYAH: FAKE.
JOSH: IT IS FAKE, IT ACTUALLY TAKES 2 MONTHS
BEFORE THEY CAN WAG THEIR TAILS.
ERIN AND NINA: AWWW.
JOSH: A GROUP OF PORCUPINES IS CALLED A "PRICKLE", LILLY?
LILLY: REAL.
JOSH: IT'S REAL!
AIDAN: YES, WOO!
JOSH: WELL DONE, WELL DONE.
REAL OR FAKE, A COYOTE CAN HEAR A MOUSE MOVING
UNDER A FOOT OF SNOW, SAMAIYAH?
SAMAIYAH: REAL?
JOSH: IT'S REAL!
THE OPERATION WAS A COMPLETE SUCCESS,
WE MANAGED TO REMOVE THE WINNER FROM THE REST
OF THE COMPETITORS AND TRANSPLANT IN AN IPAD MINI.
NORM: CONGRATS SAMAIYAH, CONGRATS GIRL.
ANOTHER TEAM PURPLE VICTORY.
SAMAIYAH: UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
JOSH: YOU GUYS ARE TODAY'S VICTORS, WELL DONE.
SAMAIYAH: IS THIS A DREAM, SOMEONE PINCH ME!
ANYBODY, NO ONE'S GONNA PINCH ME?
THANK YOU MAN, IT'S REAL!
"REAL OR FAKE" WOO!