I literally have so many fun things planned
for our big day together.
Yay!
First up: mini golf.
You can see the greens break
slightly to the left of the dinosaur's tail.
Uh, Lola that's not how you hold the club to putt.
Ugh, it's not that hard.
Just hit the little ball into the big dinosaur.
You're going to be dino-sore
when I'm done kicking your butt, buddy!
[gasps] Nice one.
Look, my sister's a professional golfer,
so stop rushing her or you're going to have to deal with me.
- Oh! - Whoa!
[screaming]
[sighs] That was my club.
[growling]
Oh, let me guess, you want us to get our putts out of here?
[laughing]
[growling] Oh...
I think that's enough puns for today.
Nothing like Dairyland for some guaranteed fun.
Hmm, the signage for Fondue Falls clearly states
no more than three passengers per cheese log.
Yeah, but today is about us being together
and those signs are just a suggestion.
[screaming]
Uh, I think they want us to Asiago.
[chuckles awkwardly]
Oh, sorry, Lori, I couldn't resist.
[giggling]
[screaming]
[clanging]
Lily, stop throwing pans.
[screaming] Ah, let's get out of here!
We're going to have to start wearing helmets.
[gasps] What if she's stuck like this forever?
Please, Lily, I'm sick of this helmet.
I haven't seen my hair in 15 years.
Ah, ah! My hair, my hair! My hair, my hair!
Honey, you're spiraling. We still have time to save her.
Lily just needs to spend time with other kids.
- Nicer kids. - You mean like our kids?
Of course not.
- We can hear you! - Seriously, dude?!
I mean toddlers, Lynn.
Royal Woods has plenty of great kids.
I'm sure it'll be a breeze to find a good friend for Lily.
[laughing]
[screaming]
Parmesan Lynn!
No!
Oh, uh... He's already backstage.
He really needs his alone time before a show.
Only close mates allowed.
Oh, of course.
Must respect the artist's process.
I am going to go check on Mick.
Hurry, I want to watch the show together.
All right, here's your outfit.
I've got all Mick's songs ready on me laptop.
All you got to do is go out there and lip sync.
Got it. Let's hope this works.
Up-bup-bup, don't forget your Mick mullet.
Break a leg!
[laughing] Let's give a warm welcome
to Mick Swagger.
[cheering]
Where's your band, Mick?
Uh... They all got a case of tour lice.
Best they play behind the curtain, love.
Ah! Hmm...
[chuckles nervously] Good thinking.
Okay, smile.
Uh, yeah.
Hello, Royal Woods High!
Are you ready to rock?
[cheering]
[chanting] Mick! Mick! Mick!
♪ Gotta be in two places At the same time ♪
♪ It's a real big challenge ♪
♪ Just like a steep Hard mountain climb ♪
♪ Getting double vision From doing double time ♪
♪ Like tryna be a lemon While you're tryna be a lime ♪
♪ Got a show in Miami And another in... ♪
I'll be back in a tick. Just gotta use the loo.
There you are. Mick's awesome so far.
Oh, yeah. I saw it from backstage.
Should we get some punch before he goes back on?
You know, I'll get it for us.
♪ Gotta be in two places At the same time ♪
♪ It's a real big challenge ♪
♪ Just like a steep Hard mountain... ♪
Blimey, me guitar string popped!
B-R-B!
Here you go, love.
I mean... Here, Sam.
You okay?
Yeah, it's just that when I said
I wanted to watch Mick Swagger with you,
[crowd chanting] I meant with you, you know?
B-R-B!
In you go, love.
[music gets faster]
♪ Gotta be in two places At the same time ♪
♪ It's a real big challenge ♪
[screaming]
We were right.
They were all turned into vampires last night.
[gasping]
Gasp! Mrs. Bernardo,
you've been gifted eternal life and power, haven't you?
[hissing]
One thing's for sure: he has terrible taste.
He's building an army of the really basic undead.
Wait, Morpheus, that's it.
This guy must think we're already vamps
because we are so goth.
I know what we need to do.
We need to go normie.
[gasping]
[groaning]
Okay, everyone,
it's time to walk the normie walk
and talk the normie talk.
Lemonade. Get your lemonade.
Huh?
Uh, just two children full of blood
selling lemonade for a marginal profit.
[screaming] My other eye!
Drat, he didn't go for it.
Here, friends, enjoy this carnivore's delight.
[groaning]
I also have potato salad and coleslaw.
Hmm, Boris loves a good BBQ, y'all.
[groaning]
Let's crank this up a notch.
Here he comes. Water vessel fight!
Water selfie!
Laugh, laugh. Us normal kids love water-based frolicking.
[groaning]
It's French Fry Friday and let's just say
things are looking up for me in the lunch department.
I'll have a plate of your finest French fries today.
Extra French.
Huh? Uncooked potatoes?
What about the mug? I thought we were cool!
Next!
Let me guess, you too?
I don't get it. Why is Chef Pat still punishing us?
[grunting] Oh, you two cross Chef Pat, huh?
Well, she's a tough cookie, chiefs.
How do you know?
[grunting]
Yeah, me and Pat go way back to high school.
Hey! My lemonade!
See right there? That's us playing dodgeball.
Oh! That's you?
Eh, those were pre-nacho cheese days.
[gasps] Lynn, look who else is in this pic.
Is it possible Chef Pat has a beef with Mom?
No way, Pat and I were besties all through high school.
See, this picture was taken on the last day of school.
There's me, Chef Pat and Zach's mom.
I remember this like it was just yesterday.
That's crazy, right?
Last lunch swap of high school, girls!
I have a PB&J with homemade peanut butter
and blueberry compote.
Wow, Pat, you're such a foodie!
Well, that and a bag of chips!
Exactly!
No, I meant I have all that, plus this bag of chips.
Heads up!
- You okay, Flip? - What's up?
Oh, while I have you, graduation party this Saturday.
My house. It is gonna be so phat.
Hmm, my only hope is to find
an actual dinosaur bone by tomorrow.
But where?
According to my search,
there are dinosaur bones at the Royal Woods Museum.
Of course!
Todd, you beautiful mass of metal.
Mwah!
Hmm, should be around here somewhere.
It was fortuitous that the back door was unlocked.
[gasps] There.
The coelurosaurian theropod.
Street name: T-Rex.
How's the glue job look?
I used Father's failed attempt at bechamel sauce
as an adhesive.
This T-Rex has over 200 bones.
No one will notice if I replace one of them with my fake bone.
Now, beam me up, Toddy.
[whistling]
Abort, abort!
[screaming]
[whistling]
[groaning]
[sighs] Phew.
[grunting]
Ah, dang it. This will have to do.
Okay! Who wants more Parmesan?
My chef pen pal, Furio, sent it to me from Italy!
Hmm, oh, this stuff is incredible.
But he sent me way too much of it!
And he also sent me this.
[gasping] Whoa!
It's a priceless work of art! Huh? No one eat it.
[laughs awkwardly]
Oh! It just... keeps... coming!
Lynn's Table's having a Cheese Week, everyone!
Parmesan for all!
[laughing] Well, better go.
Those sales won't shop themselves! Come on!
You know what, let's forget the mall.
How about a spa day? I'll pay.
Oh, that sounds wonderful, but I can't.
I promised my mom I'd get an outfit
for our Labradoodle's birthday gala.
You can help, Lola.
Leni, please don't be working. Please don't be working.
Ooh, what do you think about this?
Love it, hurry, buy it.
I'm not that big on the color.
Ugh... [gasps]
Hey!
Hi, I'm Leni. I can totes help!
When it comes to fashion, I have a psychic gift.
Oh...!
- Ah-hah! - Ooh!
Wait, let me get my friend's opinion...
Oh, where'd she go?
Shh!
That Leni was so helpful.
Sorry, I would've helped too,
but I valeted my limo and forgot to tip.
Nice brick!
[growls]
[gasps] Oops, it's a stretch limo,
so I didn't tip enough. B-R-B!
Done so soon? I'm outta ding-dang cash.
Here, let Lola help.
[rumbling]
[screaming]
Wait, did you change your clothes?
Yeah, like two weeks ago!
Wait, how are you here? You were just over there!
Sweetie, Lola Loud is everywhere!
[laughing]
Now let's go get some food, I am starving!
I don't want my friends to get mad at me.
Sorry, doll, I can't relate.
I got no problem speaking my mind and laying down the law.
Yeah, believe me. I know.
Hmm...
[bell ringing]
Huh?
Listen up, folks! I'm the director now.
There's gonna be some new rules around here.
Rule number one: Stick to the script!
Wait, I'm confused.
Isn't that just Luan holding a puppet?
Honestly, I don't even know anymore.
I'm not taking direction from a piece of wood.
The only thing wooden around here is your acting.
Any more shenanigans from you,
and you'll never work in high school theater again!
Now, places, everybody!
Take it from the top of scene 10!
Introducing the Princess of Puns,
the First Lady of Funny, the Shining Star of Saginaw.
Please welcome... Joannie Sassafras!
Cut, cut, cut!
Where's Joannie's rolly-skates?
These are part of her signature look!
I thought Joannie needed a bigger entrance.
Oh, you thought.
Well, your job is to read the script the way it's written.
Now give me 20 laps, toots!
You call that hustle?!
I've seen molasses move faster than that!
[groaning]
Hey, Mr. C. What do you think?
I wore this in last year's production
of "A Meat-Cart Named Desire".
Relish!
Oh!
Uh, I think I need a little help!
Cut!
What's the big idea here?!
I figured, sure, I could just walk into scene,
but isn't this more fun?
Whoa!
Anybody else have a problem with walking?
Mmh, custard.
[gasping] Great idea, Hops man!
If I can get other people in town to take in my buds,
I'll still see them all the time!
[doorbell ringing]
Hey, Mr. Grouse. I was wondering...
[groans] What'd you break?
Was it a window? My new aluminum siding?
Oh, I didn't break anything.
I came by to see if you needed some company.
Eh, hard pass.
Company means entertaining, entertaining means chit chat
and you know what I hate?
Chit chat!
Well, then I have the perfect company for you.
He doesn't talk, loves hockey,
and you guys both hate when I do this.
- Meh! - See?
You're a match made in heaven!
I don't know. He looks like a handful.
He won't be.
I'll come by every day to feed him, clean him,
and deal with any of his needs.
Please? He just needs a place to live.
[groaning]
Fine...
[squawking]
But he better not sit in my cozy chair.
[laughing] Yee-haw!
So, what do you think?
I do love me a llama,
and ol' Larry here is more fun than a colt
who got himself into a pot of Mee-Maw's morning joe.
I'm sensing a "but" coming.
Ugh, not your butt, Larry.
Gee, uh, Mee-maw and I are spread a lil' thin
on the farm already.
Say no more, Liam. I'd be happy to come by
and deal with any and all Larry situations.
Well, if that's the case, you got yourself a deal!
Lana, we would love to help your animals,
but a flying squirrel?
Yeah, we're more cat people.
[meowing]
Hmm... You don't say.
She's nocturnal so she'll sleep most of the day.
Give me a spare house key and I'll take care of everything.
Yes!
Oh, I heard. But safety first, right?
I'm sure we'll have plenty more chances
to ride another time.
We got our whole lives ahead of us.
Actually, you don't.
No, no, I mean about the ride.
Today is the last day of Whipped Scream.
We're closing it down to break ground
on the new Dairyland Hotel.
- What?! - Oh, what?
What's the only thing better than playing at Dairyland?
Staying at Dairyland!
Now, run for your lives!
Come on, everyone! Moo-ve!
Oh, I can't believe we missed our chance
for a final ride on Whipped Scream.
I know. It's not fair.
We'll never get to ride it again.
Oh...
[mooing]
Uh, I'll be right back.
Hmm...
[grunting]
Ursula, there you are.
Let's put down the cow head and head back to your pen now.
[bellowing]
[gasps]
Whoa!
Whoa-ho, girl!
[laughing]
Nice move!
You ever thought about joining a roller derby team?
[screaming]
[grunting]
[bellowing]
[grunting]
[straining]
[cheering]
That was amazing!
You're welcome. Now you can reopen the park.
Oh, thanks, kid.
Guys, you're doing it wrong.
As Funager, I think you should be having way more fun,
with a sweater folding contest.
Winner gets this!
[gasping]
Is that a limited edition Cloris the Loris Sparkle plush?
Miguel, you are going down.
You're on!
I've got nothing to lose!
[laughing]
Welcome to the Mannequins Fashion Show,
featuring celeb stylist, Miguel!
And here's Tanya, all glammed up for some Royal Woods nightlife.
She really dazzles
in a fandango-pink romper and kicky vinyl boots.
Runway selfie!
Get in here, Tanya!
[gasping]
[music playing]
and restock the fanny packs.
Check. Guys, that's everything on Ms. C's list.
Woo-hoo!
This morning went by so fast,
I can't believe it's already lunch.
Ready to go, Leni?
Actually, you go without me.
As Funager, I need to stay and hold down the fort.
Well, if you're sure.
Let's hurry Fiona, we've only got a half-hour
and I will not relive,
burger shake incident.
No, wait.
You both worked so hard this morning
and you got everything done.
So I insist you take a long lunch,
that way, you can try the new dim sum place!
Oh my Gosh!
Lenny, you are the best boss in the entire universe.
I second that. And I third it.
We know you won the Loris, Miguel.
You don't have to rub it in.
Gosh, somebody's angry.