no matter how old you are whether you're
14 or 45
we all act the same when we have a crush
all right everyone
our current most wanted is alan chow
we'll need to know everything where he
lives what his daily movements look like
who he associates with
also needs his birth date time location
hogwarts house relationship status and
sexual orientation
he's got a fantastic sense of fashion
but i'm hoping he's at least by her pan
i'm sorry ma'am but what exactly is mr
chow wanted for
for me i i don't really understand ma'am
he is currently single but based on his
dating patterns
looks like we have a serial monogamist
on our hands excellent
ma'am he's a hufflepuff crusher
compatibility with a female slytherin
ma'am after an internet deep dive i was
able to ascertain that he is
very tall why is ever why is that
surprising
great work so far everyone keep at it
we'll get this bastard soon
i'm gonna get you real soon and
sometimes we have a tendency to not
really trust in the process and just
start chasing and you know when you're
chasing it's when you feel that anxious
attachment wound flare up and you need
constant reassurance and reciprocity in
order to feel somewhat okay for less
than three seconds before you need it
again
and mostly this video is a reminder for
me because when i like someone
i really forget to pace myself and i
just jump in head first without knowing
all of the facts
like the time that i read that pope
gregory ix said that cats were a tool of
satan in the 13th century and ordered
the extermination of felines throughout
europe
i knew time travel was possible what
should we do first kill baby hitler save
abraham lincoln
no please god
give people food and give them harmony
and health and happiness
and then also are you pope gregory ix
yes my child i am pope gregory the ninth
what can i do for you
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what did you do where did you go don't
worry about it
only to find out that there was actually
no evidence supporting those claims
whoops so really sorry everyone for
messing with the timeline but
you know honestly it doesn't seem like
that much is different
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some of the best advice i've heard is to
think of your love interest like an
acquaintance
i don't expect someone i just met to be
texting me 24 7.
i don't expect them to drop everything
in their life and make me an immediate
priority
relationships and intimacy are built up
over time
getting to know someone can take years
yes
a crush is very exciting but just
remember
everyone inevitably disappoints you in
some way or another
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