( music playing )
We turned you into a human sushi roll one time,
so you know how hard it is to make sushi from scratch.
But we've discovered a product that will make it super easy.
- Wait, I'm being turned into sushi again? - Nope.
It's time for...
Making sushi is an art form that is difficult to master.
Which is why my family goes out for sushi
- without me. - Right.
But now you can make pristinely rolled sushi with ease
right in your very own home with a sushi bazooka!
Boom!
( music playing )
- Look at that. - The music makes it sound so simple.
Serene and simple.
"Oh, this is gonna be such an easy thing for these two guys."
So, this plastic device costs $7.66 on Amazon
and it just creates sushi dookie.
Basically, you create a rice log on each side.
Once you get all the rice in--
Don't say ricin.
- You wanna make a ditch. - Rice ditch.
You want it to be a nice log.
- Wet that. Yeah. - Do I need to lube my ditch maker?
Push it down! Pull it out slowly.
That's a nice rice ditch.
Basically, the only ingredients we have for the inside
is the cucumber and the tuna.
- Look at you! - I know, it's a ditch filled with pink stuff.
You see a ditch, and you just fill it right up.
This is a precarious moment,
because all of my pink stuff could fall out.
I don't like to call that fish.
You wanna smush it against the end by putting the cap on.
And you're gonna apply some pressure by just turning and tightening this.
If you saw two guys doing this,
the last thing you would assume
is that they were making sushi.
Now we're gonna dookie this right onto this.
Yeah, we probably need a different term.
- Push it! - Should I make noises?
( Rhett groans )
Don't strain. Just relax.
- ( Rhett groans ) - Link: There we go.
Can I make sound effects, too?
Yeah, but they gotta be different.
( blowing raspberries )
That's a pretty log.
That is a satisfying, wholesome log.
You're just gonna wet your finger, wet your seam there.
Welcome to my sushi restaurant.
You're not-- You're pinching too much.
Don't pinch the loaf.
There you go.
I can just eat mine like this.
Then you can use your sushi cap
as your soy sauce thing.
Dip into the capper?
You can into a little wasabi over here if you want.
- And dink it. - That's a pretty good-lookin'...
- Yeah, it's not bad. - piece of sushi, unless you don't like sushi.
Okay, here's the problem, though.
While we made sushi-- this isn't a bazooka.
- It's a sushi pooper. - That's right.
Nothing was turned into a projectile.
Well, we're gonna remedy that,
because we have developed...
Not easy to say and maybe not easy to use.
Let's give it a try.
- Over here I've got some pre-made sushi. - Yep.
And I'm going to load one sushi slice.
- Get it nice and flat in there. - Okay.
- Now I got a little mouth. - She's locked and loaded.
- Okay, come down a little bit. - Down a little bit?
- Little bit more. - Little bit more.
- Little bit more. - More?
Up just a teeny--
Down just a little bit. Whenever you're ready.
- ( Rhett grunts ) - Oh, that was a little high.
- Too high, too high, yeah. - Let me try again.
Ooh.
- Oh, that was a little low. - You know what? You got a bigger mouth.
Do you wanna go? You want me to shoot it into your mouth?
Yeah!
Why am I doing this? I don't even like sushi.
- Here we go. - Down.
Down. Down. Down.
- That feels too low. - Down.
Up. This way. Yes.
Oh.
Oh, that is scary!
- ( groans ) - Yeah, that seemed--
That was a little low.
It felt low. It felt low.
That feels right on your mouth to me.
That way a little bit and down a little bit.
- Down a little bit more. - It just seems--
Trust me!
- ( Link groans ) Hit my throat, man! - Yeah, too low!
( groans ) Ah, that hurt!
It hit me right in the mouth. I almost got it.
( groans )
It hurts!
But I can get it! Dang it!
We're gonna do this.
( both groan )
That was perfect!
Okay, I've worked out the trajectory here.
I know how this-- I know my sushi--
My sushi bazooka now.
I'm intimately familiar with it.
Three, two, one.
( both scream )
( both cheering )
- Yeah! - That was good!
Mmm! That tasted great!
And you know what? Our sushi bazooka that actually shoots sushi
comes with a soy sauce soaker.
Hold on. Where's your sushi.
I ate it already.
Oh, come on!
All right, I think this was a success.
If the makers of the sushi bazooka would like to contact us,
we can show you the plans.
- Well, actually it's just an old Nerf gun. - Not a sponsor.
Get prepared for our next segment, because we're gonna guess
the original uses for everyday products.
You might be surprised.
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