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>>ALL RISE.
THE COURT OF
HOLIDAYS IS NOW IN SESSION .
PRESIDING AT THE BENCH ARE
NEW YEAR'S,
VALENTINE'S,
EASTER,
HALLOWEEN,
THANKSGIVING,
AND CHIEF JUSTICE CHRISTMAS.
>>THANK YOU,
TAX DAY.
YOU MAY BE SEATED.
AS YOU KNOW,
THE YEARLY CALENDAR HAS
BECOME BLOATED WITH HOLIDAYS.
WE ARE GATHERED TO HEAR THE
PLEAS OF ALL MINOR HOLIDAYS
TO DETERMINE IF THEY WILL BE
ALLOWED TO STAY.
APRIL FOOL'S WILL
BE TAKING MINUTES.
>>TOTALLY.
[SNICKERS]
>>ALL RIGHT.
FIRST ON THE LIST,
WE SHALL HEAR FROM
THE DAYLIGHT SAVING TWINS.
>>BOO.
>>NOBODY LIKES YOU.
>>HOLD ON, NOW!
FALL BACK IS VERY POPULAR.
I SAY WE KEEP HER AND SENTENCE
SPRING FORWARD TO DEATH.
>>OH.
GREAT IDEA.
>>IF YOU GET RID OF HER,
YOU'LL HAVE TO GET
RID OF ME, TOO.
>>[MURMURING]
>>ALL RIGHT, FINE.
YOU MAY STAY.
BUT WE WANT THE RECORD
TO SHOW THAT WE FORMALLY
DECLARE YOU STUPID.
>>YES.
>>[GAVEL POUNDS]
>>NEXT IS BLACK FRIDAY.
>>MOVE.
GET OUT OF MY WAY,
I WAS HERE FIRST.
[BRIEFCASE SLAMS]
>>NO.
NO! SHE CAN'T BE HERE.
I FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER;
YOU HAVE TO STAY AT LEAST
ONE DAY AWAY FROM ME.
>>HE'S RIGHT,
BLACK FRIDAY.
YOU NEED TO STAY IN
YOUR DESIGNATED PLACE
ON THE CALENDAR.
>>MM, NO.
>>OKAY,
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
>>WHAT?
[GAVEL POUNDS]
>>NEXT IS CHINESE NEW YEAR'S.
>>YOU!
>>HELLO, NEW YEAR'S.
>>HE HAS GOT TO GO.
WE CAN'T HAVE TWO
STARTS TO THE YEAR.
IT'S CONFUSING!
>>I WAS HERE FIRST!
>>I'M MORE POPULAR!
>>I HAVE A PARADE OF DRAGONS!
>>DANG IT!
>>ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT!
I'VE HEARD ENOUGH.
YOU MAY STAY.
[GAVEL POUNDS]
>>COME ON, VALENTINE'S,
BACK ME UP.
>>OH,
I THINK THEY BOTH SHOULD GO.
>>WHAT?
>>NO ONE MEETS MY EXPECTATIONS.
>>ALL RIGHT,
NEXT ON THE LIST: PI DAY.
>>[ALL TOGETHER] APPROVED!
>>GOODNESS.
>>OKAY, WE HAVEN'T CUT
ANYONE FROM THE LIST;
WHO ELSE IS COMING IN TODAY?
>>ST. PATRICK'S DAY.
>>NO, NO!
PEOPLE NEED A SPECIAL DAY TO
PRETEND THAT THEY'RE IRISH.
>>OH, THAT'S RIGHT,
THAT'S RIGHT.
>>CINCO DE MAYO.
>>PEOPLE NEED A SPECIAL
DAY TO PRETEND THAT
THEY'RE MEXICAN, TOO.
>>ELECTION DAY.
>>PEOPLE NEED A SPECIAL DAY
TO PRETEND THAT THEY VOTED!
>>ALL RIGHT,
WHAT ABOUT GROUNDHOG'S DAY?
>>OH, IF WE LOSE HIM,
DO WE LOSE THE BILL MURRAY
MOVIE AS WELL?
>>IT'S NOT WORTH THE RISK.
>>NUH-UH.
>>HAVE WE THOUGHT
ABOUT MOTHER'S DAY?
[GASPING]
>>SHAME ON YOU!
>>FATHER'S DAY?
>>YEAH, WE COULD LOSE THAT.
>>OKAY.
>>YEP.
>>WHAT ABOUT LABOR DAY?
>>NO WAY.
>>WHY NOT?
>>IT'S A DAY OFF OF WORK!
>>THEN SHOULDN'T WE
CALL IT NO LABOR DAY?
>>THAT'S WHAT I THINK.
>>THERE'S MORE TO A HOLIDAY
THAN JUST GETTING THE DAY OFF.
>>YOU WOULD SAY THAT,
HALLOWEEN.
>>LOOK WHO'S TALKING,
VALENTINE'S.
>>HOW DARE YOU!
WOULD YOU DARE TALK
TO ME THAT WAY?
[ANGRY CHATTER]
>>ALL RIGHT,
ORDER, ORDER!
[GAVEL POUNDS]
LET US JUST REVIEW THE
MINUTES AND THEN
MAKE AN INFORMED DECISION.
>>[LAUGHS] APRIL FOOL'S!
I HAVEN'T BEEN
TAKING ANY MINUTES!
WHOO!
>>THANKS FOR WATCHING, EVERYONE.
COMMENT BELOW ON HOW CHRISTMAS
IS YOUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY.
>>YOU MEAN, IF IT'S YOUR
FAVORITE HOLIDAY.
>>HA-HA! OKAY.
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>>[CRINKLING}
>>DO IT AGAIN.
>>[HORN]
>>YES.
>>GOT IT.
>>WE'RE ALL GOING
TO DIE ONE DAY.
>>I'M GOING TO DIE FIRST.