Yo so if you guys follow my Vlogs, which i'm assuming most of you do
You know that it is 2 am in the morning right now and I am stuck in Vancover, Canada
If you are watching this vlog that means I am currently hitchhiking from Vancover to Tijuana, Mexico
If you look at that on a map
See look at this map here
It means that I'm going from North to South all the way across California
This is for my show Logan Paul Vs I may have already said that.
I'm a little delirious not gonna lie
This particular episode is Logan Paul Vs. Hitchhiking
Assuming I do not get kidnapped and quatered
Which is basically a fancy way of killing someone
I'm gonna be back vlogging regularly but today is not so regular
I literally just finished my last
Yo i'm out here bro, that vlog life, Logang, Let's go-o
Also guys new 'T-shirt Tuesdays'. Logang merch released this week
And on Tuesday we'll have something new for ya. So you only got a week to get it so swoop it up
Anyways I was like, "Yo, what can I do? What's some filler content? Cause imma be on the road. I'm not gonna be able to vlog
And I'm out here grinding for you guys yo
Cause that's what I do. I've accepted this responsibility as a vlogger
And I freaking love it
So I figured i'd do something cool
Kinda simple but still really entertaining
And react to the Logan Paul version of "Before They Were Famous"
Which is basically this guy Michael recapping my whole life
Now I don't know Michael personally, ok.
Seems like a cool guy, but let's see just how accurate he is.
Here we go
Ok guys. I should not be yelling it's like 2:30 in the morning
but uh, HERE WE GO
The first video I want to react to is actually a little different
And this is for everyone who like currently maybe doesn't believe in themselves as much as they should
because...let me... this is, uh
heh heh heh
Alright just watch
[Music]
That was me
Marching Band, Cheerleaders
Ayyyyyy
This is the second time I went to states for wrestling and then they interviewed me
yo yo let me pause this really quick
yo what the-
What happened to my face
First off, the acne was bad, In High School I had the worst acne ever
Second off this black eye
Look at this face
like, it looks like someone had just beat my ass
Which I guess now that I think about it is exactly what happened
Yeah wrestlings a rough sport
And then ok
Pay attention to how bad I was on camera
Yo this is so cringe
Oh my god like what changed
All of a sudden I could barely speak on camera
To now i'm a f***ing stud
Like what changed bro!?
Ok this next scene look carefully, you'll see someone you guys might know
who saw that, who saw that, who saw that?
Let's rewind that a little bit
If you guys look closely you'll see me give a high five to my little brother Jake Paul
ay, ayy, ayyy
Who was also on the wrestling team
but not as good as me
Kind of just like in everything else in his life
ok, now let's do the "Before They Were Famous" thing
Also let me point out I got room service, late night pizza dude
If i'm gonna be grinding this late at night, like at least give me this
it's true, I have more now
it's whatever
I have more now
it's whatever
it's a fact, it's a fact. I'm not gonna sit here and lie
I did that it's true
all the above are true
now available on Youtube Red
always plug
[whispers] Airplane Mode
It's true
[grunts]
Jake had more followers than me on Vine
Kind of like the current situation on Youtube
And I was like "Yo, wait, whoa, wait, what?"
Little brother Jake have more followers than me?
I don't think so dude
So then I got famous on the internet it was cool
Yeah, I did
Yo, some of his peers weren't too impressed
Is so true guys
People. Frickin', hated me at my college
the, the guys specifically
girls were fine they didn't care whether you --- Mmm
When girls got together,
It was like a cool thing to hate on people
not just like other girls
but like me too, I was just like an easy target
but like here's the thing
I'm 6'2, i'm 200 lbs, I lift a lot of weights
Like, i'm not scared of the guys
so, know they, like they talked big
but like no one actually does anything
and I was always down
Like I wrestled bro
let's, ha, let's ---
but yeah that's like where my whole thing with being a Maverick kind of started
where it's like, dude, people think so simple
and their just stuck in these bubbles
[mocking] uh that kid makes videos and he posts them online
like he's just, he's so wierd
[Normal voice] Yo
I'm doing me
Leave me alone
let me do me --
go do you
anyways
I'm getting deep, let's continue watching
Yah, aha, they would
yeah
fact
That's my f***ing boy Michael
oh god!
That's the plan guys
That is what is written in the stars for me
and I'm gonna do whatever it takes to make that happen
whether it's eating pizza and react to a video of myself
at 2:39 am in the morning
I don't give a damn
it's true
Yo, y'all see my mom? She's a savage
ayyyyy
ayyy
[muffled] yup
Yo, did you guys heat that?
did you hear that?
I took pictures
of flowers
Yo, Michael did his research
I was 8 years old
and I thought flowers were the coolest thing ever
so I would just take pictures of flowers and I was just like, " YO this is SICK!"
One day my mom was like "Logan we're painting everyone's room, what do you want your room to be painted?"
I was like "Mom can I do some flowers?"
and she's like "ah" she sat me down
she like "ah, Logan, like, boys your age don't typically do that. But we can if you want"
and I was like "Oh."
"Ok never mind"
So then I just drew dicks on my wall
I'm just kidding, alright let's keep watching
That's my boy dwarf mamba
I woke up in beast mode
Listen, the point is
I've always been...
a savage
like,
It didn't just happen
when I came out the womb
I said to myself, immediately, out loud
I said, " I got one life on this bitch. Let's kill it"
me, it was me
whoo
OOOO
yup, here's a fun fact
A: Finished my pizza
That sh*t was delicious
B: ha I didn't show you guys but that was actually the second pizza I ate tonight
C:
I used to do that Vine series called "Getting in the car with strangers"
After one lady, uh, took me to court
and wanted me to spend 3 days in jail
my parents called me and said you gotta stop.
So I did
I would've spent the time in jail
but manager Jeff was like naw you can't do that
I did community service instead but like, i'm... i'm down to go to jail
That's cause i'm a f***ing thug!
It made no sense bro!
Yeah, you guys all know the Vine building
We all live, [stutters], MOM!?
It's true. You gotta, you gotta work hard to own your craft
You really do. So the first thing I did. I got to L.A
I took my classes
got rid of my glasses
I got lasix surgery
I don't know that just rhymed, so I said it
[Laughs]
That's a funny joke
So damn
That was cool bro
yeah, he thinks, um Michael you think imma be the Ashton Kutcher
I like that
I jive with that. Heck yeah
my personal pi --
I think imma be a combination of Ashton Kutcher and The Rock
but what do I know bro
i'm just a choch
ok guys imma go to sleep
I hope, uh...
I'm still alive by the time you're watching this
Getting up in 4 hours
to hitchhike across California
and one more thing I wanna say to the Logang
When you guys get your Maverick merch or 'T-shirt Tuesday' merch or whatever it is
make a video, take a cool picture, do whatever, when you post it use the hashtag be a maverick
and if your stuff is poppin' like this picture right here from my guy AbdielMorales_
Then imma put you in the vlog
cause like dude that's amazing. Oh and look at this picture right here bro, these dudes are all repping the Maverick Socks
Let's Go!!!
and not just any Maverick sock guys, they got the bonus pack bro
I'm talking litness level MAX like,
who dressed these kids, why? W-what is this situation? What is happening?
Shouts to MJ Witchombe bro you frickin rock
Ok I frickin love you, alright you know that
I will see you tomorrow. Hopefully, assuming i'm not dead
also gotta figure out, what i'm gonna post
Jesus Christ, alright
Like and Subscribe. Peace I love you