and the Award for Best Original
Screenplay goes to Keith Michaels for
paradise plays it's tragic
come on Tommy joinha take Guinness I'm a
little bit desperate I can't pay my bill
there is something you have to hear me
out you thought of me for a teaching job
teachings and absurd profession practice
by desperate failures please if it pays
I'll take I don't believe that anything
worth knowing can be taught I intend to
do as little as possible while carrying
on with this charade hello Flo
welcome to the screenwriting class Rosa
Maya
Buchan looking guy Dave get your own
screenwriting class Holly carpenter what
do you teach Holly I'm a sophomore no
that's good that's it's wonderful going
back to school that you're a hate yes
exactly
I thought that's what you meant I just
have a question I would expect no less
if you don't believe writing can be
taught what are we going to be doing in
the class
so the truth is that I'm gonna be
writing a movie about a teacher it's
gonna be in it I'm not at liberty to
discuss that you know Matt hasn't
committed yet Matt Damon oh my god
you arrived on campus became inebriated
insulted members of the faculty who
don't like Jane Austen just a little bit
tired of female empowerment you
dismissed your class for a month and
that class bears a suspicious
resemblance to a beauty pageant not the
man well I'm glad you've thought it
through you're trying to fill a
spiritual vacancy with alcohol in young
women yes
that what you hope for is never find
someone smart funny woman for the fire
and honesty I found myself missing you
it's quite possible that if I'd stayed
aware more as I'd have just completely
got over that but now we'll never know
stay out of trouble yeah yeah yeah will
do and just one other thing telling me
format once a meeting is gonna have to
come here mad who is mad because you
know there's always wrong Gosling or
Ronald