- [Host] Hello!
- Hi! - Hi.
- [Host] What are you doing here today?
- Well, filming some sort of a show.
I, I know that much.
- I'm excited to get to know each other better today.
- Uh-oh.
(Bob laughs)
(classical music)
- I am Robbie.
I'm 18 years old.
This old man is my dad.
- We have a great relationship
and I'm really excited to get a little peek
into the life that Robbie wants to lead.
- I am going to be telling you a secret
through a game of telephone.
- So you're gonna be telling a bunch of people
a secret, really.
- Yeah. (Bob laughs)
Pretty much that's how it goes.
- [Host] Let's bring in the line.
- Wow. Where were they hiding all of you?
This is awesome.
- It's nice to meet you group.
That's my old dad.
- You're grounded.
Hey, everybody. I'm Bob.
(everyone greeting) Nice to meet you.
- [Robbie] Okay. It's the story
about how I lost my virginity.
It started on the bus with my cross country captain.
Under a blanket, we did hand stuff.
Then later, we were in a dorm
and there was three people in the dorm.
And then, I topped him in this tiny bunk bed,
and then he finished.
But he went everywhere,
so it was all sticky like a calzone.
It was nasty.
And then, I finished and he wanted to cuddle,
but I said, "No."
So I kicked him out and he left.
And that's the story of how I lost my virginity.
(woman giggles)
- Okay.
- Okay. It might have to be second.
All right.
This is about the time when I lost my virginity.
It was with the cross country captain.
We started messing around on the bus doing hand stuff.
But then, we went back to our three person dorm room
where we had sex and I got on top.
And then cum got all over the bed.
(both laughing)
I'm so sorry.
And he wanted to cuddle after,
but I was like, "Ew, no. I'm out of here.
There's lots of people in the room."
All right. Sorry.
- This is the story about the time I lost my virginity.
It was at band camp.
(man laughs)
This sucks.
- [Host] It sucks because you can't remember?
- Yes.
(man laughs)
We started doing hand stuff on the bus.
And then, he went to our dorm room.
We started sex.
Cum got all over the bed.
And afterwards, he wanted to cuddle,
but I was like, "No, that's disgusting."
- One time I went to band camp,
and I was on the bus with a bunch of people.
And I started doing hand things with this person.
- When I went to band camp,
I met this guy on the bus
and I thought he was.
(woman laughs)
Sorry. I was like adding my own thing.
(everyone laughs)
Start blank, okay?
When I went to band camp,
I met this guy on the bus
and we started doing hand stuff.
When we got back to the dorm we started doing butt stuff.
And he asked me if I wanted to do more butt stuff.
I was like, "No, I'm good."
- Okay.
I met this guy, we were on the bus going to band camp.
- And then, when we got to our dorm
he asked if we could do butt stuff.
- And we liked it a lot
so we kept doing other stuff.
- I can't tell your dad.
(everyone laughs)
Okay.
- Should I be concerned that none of these people
can make eye contact with me?
(everyone laughs)
- So, one time at band camp
there was this guy that I liked
and we started touching each other
and we both liked it.
Sorry, dad.
- Well, Robbie just told me
(everyone laughs)
that he met somebody at band camp
and they really liked each other
and they touched each other
and they really liked it.
(everyone laughs)
- Okay. So not at all.
- Okay.
- Okay. So this is the story of me losing my virginity.
- Okay.
- So I've never been to band camp.
- Yeah, that was.
- So I will say where that probably came from was
it was with my cross country captain.
He really liked me and I didn't know this.
He wasn't even out of the closet yet.
He decided to sit with me on the bus
and he brought a blanket.
So I feel like we all know where this is going.
(Robbie laughs)
And then we were dorm mates.
I don't know how to make your brain understand this
but I was, I was topping him.
Do you understand that?
Do you know what that means?
- I have a pretty solid idea.
I mean, okay. You're on top.
It's a, yeah, it's a cowboy.
- No.
- No, that would be reversed.
(everyone laughs)
- He completed his sexual journey,
but the thing was, is he didn't control it at all.
So I was sleeping in like a sticky calzone
for the rest of the night.
It was nasty.
How do you feel so publicly learning this knowledge?
- I'm not sure.
I probably would've, you know,
said it in front of 10 people,
but I'm, I'm happy to hear it.
- Well, it's been wonderful. (everyone laughs)
Oh, God.
Who in the line heard band camp?
Gosh.
- It sounds so band camp vibes.
- Okay, okay.
All right.