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Sea of Thieves is a pirate themed action adventure multiplayer game played from a first person
perspective.
Its a shared game world, which means groups of players will encounter each other throughout
their adventures.
Leave us a comment down below if youve played this game and what you think about it.
This video will essentially just be me roasting the outfits in this game, but with that lets
get to todays list of the Top 10 Sea of Thieves outfits that should be illegal.
#10 Imperial Sovereign This sea of theives outfit is one of the only
ones that comes with a gold plated chest plate.
What an unfair advantage for players, I mean sure he has a peg leg and a hook for a hand,
but who doesnt - its a pirate world.
Not to mention those butless chaps are horendous to look at.
Plus whats tied around his waist.
It looks like he got stuck in an inflatable pool ring that he popped with his hook.
#9 Admiral This group of thieves look more prepared to
be in a musical then be a pirate.
I mean the guy in the middle still has both eyes, both hands and both of his legs.
What a rookie.
That blue vest hes wearing looks like he bought it at a kids costume shop.
Now the dude on the left looks like a pirate, but I cant seem to figure out whats going
on with his eye patch.
It has a ton of scratch marks on it, like after he was stabbed in the eye did his enemies
keep going for his eye.
I dont know whats going on with this outfit on the far right.
Is it a man is it a woman.
I mean theres eyeshadow, pink lipstick, but that jawline game is strong.
#8 Sea Dog Now heres a bunch of faces only a mother could
love.
Were talking about the clothes though so lets get to that.
Lets start with the pirate on the left, first of all where is his parrot.
He obviously had one or at least plucked a few feathers for that cap.
Then it looks as though he just taped an ace of spades over his busted up eye.
And the other two again super heavy on the eyeshadow.
Accompanied by the most basic outfits Ive ever seen.
Are these thieves or extras from pirates of the caribbean.
#7 Ferryman Aw theyre matching.
They look like theyre trying to win a couples costume contest and whats with those gold
unicorn emblems.
Clearly these should be illegal as should all couples costumes.
And if you look closely more deflated pool rings around the waist.
If youre gonna be an outfit in the sea of thieves you should at least look like you
can swim.
#6 Black Dog Again with the couples costumes.
Except this outfit set looks much more goth, emo, or edgy if you will.
Matching peg legs and eye patches on the same sides, just tacky and lazy in my opinion.
Hopefully that green emblem in their hats is actually the time stone so they can rewind
and rethink these outfits.
#5 Wailing Barnacle This is an odd one to say the least.
What is that pinkish goop on the shoulders.
Is that dried poop from his parrots.
Plus its called the wailing barnacle, I see no wailing other than me when I saw this jacket
and the only barnacles on the collar look like candy that hes saving for later.
I love the description for this too - You fell in the drink so often that you decided
to embrace it - Sounds like whoever wrote that fell in the drink also.
Hey!
Davy Joneses stand-in called and he wants his jacket back.
#4 Sovereign Please join me in welcoming the new mascots
for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Ahhh ahhh.
Why purple and yellow.
Youre going to stick out like a sore thumb.
Plus whats with the rips on the chest of the guy on the left.
I feel like an enemy kept saying hey you got something on your shirt.
And then just laughed as he watched him tear his flashy purple jacket four times.
The guy in the middle kills me too, he looks like if Astro boy took steroids.
The thing around his waist is troubling as well, is that one of those waist bands they
sell on late night infomercials that are supposed to magically give you abs.
As for the lady on the left - where are your shoes!
Your robbing ships not lounging on the lower deck.
#3 Sailor This is the definition of a stock outfit.
No one is debating that.
Theres no shoes - which as I mentioned, very dangerous, very unwise.
Also why does it look like shes holding a giant bread stick.
It looks like they stole clothing designs from the most stock basic outfit company - H
and M. The only pirate about this character is the crooked teeth and dirty hands.
#2 Bilge Rat That middle guys beard is weird.
The name rat really fits these clothing designs.
The guy on the lefts hat looks like it was found in a rats nest, its all chewed up and
taped together.
Every part of their clothing is held up by ropes or these weird stitching that looks
like they used juicy fruit gum to hold it together.
That eye patch too is even hilarious, why cant they get any of these pirates some decent
eye patches.
And again with the no shoes thing.
What is that hockey tape, bandages, are these pirates or thai kick boxers.
#1 No Clothes Looking like the front of a romance novel
for old ladies.
You can actually wear no clothes in this game.
What.
Why.
How lazy is that.
Hey whats one more outfit we should create - how about - nothing!
Even the tattoo on his chest looks like it doesnt know why its visible.
Even the hook is just a bent nail driven through a twig.
This scenery too looks like the worst episode of survivor ever.
If it comes down to it - Id vote this guy off the island.
Put on a shirt dude, nobody wants to see that.
And that has been the Top 10 Sea of Thieves outfits that should be illegal.
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