Yes, yes, yes.
[ENGINE WHIRRING]
Three sounds great.
I can't wait for three, OK?
Bye-bye.
[CRASH]
Oop.
Cut.
Mark.
It was like when people used to always come
in here and they used-- that was always my nickname,
Mr. Excellence. - Never was.
But you know, the fact that like you think that your--
[LAUGHING]
- Mark. - No, because I'm excellent--
I can't even live up to this excellence I'm so excellent.
I feel like I feel like my nickname used to be,
Mr. Excellence.
Nah.
Dude, we're definitely on the same level.
I mean, look, look.
You've obviously put like a lot of thought and effort
into your looks, OK?
I'm-- [LAUGHING]
Whoa!
I saw a couple of gray hairs, and I was like, I'll
eradicate those, and then--
You look like Superman.
Oh, cool.
Superman's, like, the original--
[LAUGHING]
You look like Superman.
Oh, cool.
He's the original--
[LAUGHING] He is the original.
I located a couple of gray hairs,
and I was like, oh, I should eradicate those.
[LAUGHING]
I saw a couple of gray hairs, and I was like, oh, you know?
I'll eradicate those.
No, come on.
[LAUGHING]
Do you guys think that there should be a mask of me
and that I should wear it?
[LAUGHING]
MAN: That's good.
That's good.
Do you guys think that a normal mask of me
would look good?
Oh, my God.
What is happening?
WOMAN: What are you doing?
[LAUGHING]
I need a second here.
You still have skin on your ears.
Yep.
So that's good.
They didn't do my ears?
[LAUGHING]
You know--
What?
He like put your penis or something?
Yeah, he bit my dick.
He tried to-- he tried to snap at it, but it was fine.
He was, like, trying to snap at him.
I'm like, my friend's not gay.
And he was getting a blowjob from the guy,
and he's like, I'm not gay.
And then the guy goes snapping at him, I go, help.
Yeah, but-- but the good news.
And then he shushed him-- and then-- but the good news is--
BOTH: [LAUGHING]
C mark.
She was raping you.
Yeah, yeah, I guess so.
Yes.
Both of you.
No.
That'd be great.
You can't rape two--
No, just my friend here.
He got it the worst.
I shook the guy in time.
Nah.
So he was only raping you.
C Mark.
- No, just my friend here. - Yeah.
He got it the worst.
I shook the guy off in time.
He never quite made it inside of me.
But--
Yeah.
He was only raping you now.
Apparently.
Yeah.
I didn't see, but I guess he didn't--
I guess he never actually--
[LAUGHING]
You said, apparently.
That's great.
Camera mark.
So he was only raping you?
Yeah.
I guess he never-- you know?
Yeah.
BOTH: [LAUGHING]
He didn't rape you, Mr. Kelly.
He wanted-- he wanted me more.
[LAUGHING] I'm sorry.
- He was only raping you. - Yeah.
Right. Yeah.
Bit his dick and everything. It was--
My dick?
No, he didn't-- he didn't bite my dick.
My dick is fine.
Oh, did he not?
Is it--
He tried to bite it, right?
Yeah.
He went for it, but, like, he never-- he--
[LAUGHING]
[INAUDIBLE]
Yeah.
No, he was snapping at it, but he never quite got to it.
I pulled it away in time.
So please don't say that it got bit when it didn't.
[LAUGHING] God, damn it.
I'm so sorry.
OK.
C mark.
Rape is a serious offense.
So yeah, he was only raping--
OK, I'm good.
[CLAPS]
- So he was only raping you? - Yeah.
- No. - Well.
Well.
BOTH: [LAUGHING]
C Mark.
So he was only raping you?
Yeah. Yeah.
Bit his dick and everything. It was bad.
What? He didn't bite my--
Did he not?
No, my dick is fine.
BOTH: [LAUGHING]
I hear the laughing through the wall.
He was only raping you.
Yeah, he bit his penis and everything.
Yeah, no, what?
No, he didn't bite my dick.
Did he not?
I thought he-- I thought you got bit.
No, he didn't bite my dick.
My Dick is like--
[LAUGHING]
(YELLING) God, why do you keep all that shit in your car?
That's-- it's fetish-- fetish shit.
I like to bind.
I like to be bound.
I--
ALL: [LAUGHTER]
Duct tape, zip ties, tools.
I have-- I have to have my tools.
Why do you keep all this shit in your car?
Fetish shit, you know?
I like to bind--
ALL: [LAUGHTER]
Dude-- dude, what's all that stuff you have?
It's a--
[LAUGHING]
4A mark.
Why do you have all that stuff hidden in your car?
What is that?
[LAUGHING]
Mark.
It's just fetish stuff.
I like to bind.
I like to be bound.
[LAUGHING]
What's all that stuff you're grabbing, dude?
[LAUGHING]
I think I know how we can get revenge
on them for him doing that.
How? How?
How?
I'm going to sleep with them.
BOTH: [LAUGHING]
I'm going to bang Tim Murphy's black wife.
Oh, shit.
She's got this big old black booty, you know?
BOTH: [LAUGHING]
So here's how we're going to get revenge on him.
Yes.
I'm going to sleep with this big ass black wife.
BOTH: [LAUGHING]
Sleep with Tim Murphy's--
[LAUGHING]
I'm going to sleep with his--
[LAUGHING]
Fuck.
Mark.
It's our fault. It's late.
It's late.
So here's how we're going to get revenge on him.
Yeah.
I'm going to sleep with this big ass wife.
[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING] Fuck.
So here's how we're going to get revenge on him.
- [LAUGHS] - God.
I got it.
Yeah, dungeons and tons of guns.
And dude, please give me a chip?
- You're not getting a chip, OK? - Come on.
Leave me alone with the chips.
If you wanted chips, you could have gotten a bag at
the hamburger store, all right?
The world does not provide you chips
just because you want chips.
You're not getting chips.
Don't ask me again.
Don't ask me, again, for chips, OK?
Because you're not getting chips.
I'm not going to give you a chip, so don't ask again.
You're not going to get a chip.
Fine, dude.
Relax.
Fine. Relax.
I just wanted a--
Don't tell me to relax.
[LAUGHING]
OK, fine.
Relax.
Relax, man.
Don't tell me to relax, OK?
I'm starving, and I want to eat my chips.
I just wanted a chip.
Don't tell me to relax, OK?
I'm starving, and I want to eat my chips.
Just let me eat my chips, OK?
Let me eat my goddamn chips because I'm starving.
I'm goddamn starving, and you're not going to get a chip.
BOTH: [LAUGHING]
I mean, I don't know.
[INAUDIBLE]
Give me a chip, man?
No, you're not getting the chips, OK?
You're not getting one.
You should have gotten your own bag of chips
at the hamburger store if you wanted a bag of chips.
The world just does not provide you
with chips whenever you want them
just because you want chips.
BOTH: [LAUGHING]
Check out the basement, and give me a chip.
You're not going a chip.
If you wanted a chip-- - Come on.
--you should have gotten a bag of chips at the hamburger
store, all right?
I'm not just going to give you chips.
The world doesn't provide you chips just
because you want chips, OK?
No chips.
Don't ask again.
[LAUGHING]
Don't ask again.
You're not getting chips.
Don't ask me again.
BOTH: [LAUGHING]
It's a dungeon thing.
Yeah, give me a chip.
You're not getting to chip up, OK?
If you wanted chips, you could have gotten a bag of chips
at the hamburger store.
Come on.
The world does not provide you chips
just because you want chips.
Mark.
You should go down to the basement
and see if it's some kind of crazy dungeon thing.
Give me a chip.
You're not getting a chip.
You're not getting a chip, OK?
If you wanted a chip--
BOTH: [LAUGHING]
Yeah, give me a chip.
You're not getting a chip, OK?
You're just not going to get one.
BOTH: [LAUGHING]
DIRECTOR: [INAUDIBLE] at this point?
[WHEEZING]
DIRECTOR: And action.
[LAUGHING]
[WHEEZING]
[GRUNTING]
Just wheezing and eating.
Oh, no, no!
DIRECTOR: Here we go. Be quiet, everybody.
Here we go, at the eating.
[COUGHS].
[WHEEZING]
You're wheezing and eating.
You're just wheezing and eating.
[WHEEZING]
You're out of breath.
ALL: [LAUGHING]
Yeah, just be wheezing and chewing.