[coins clinking]
- Oh! - What?
That's, like, the third time that lady's won
on a machine I was playing.
Oh, I bet she's one of those people.
M-m-mole people?
- What? No, no. A lurker. - Oh. What's a lurker?
Okay, when you're playing a machine
and it hasn't paid out
a lurker waits for you to give up and then..
Kills you?
No, they swoop in and steal your jackpot.
- Oh. - Mm-hmm.
How do you know about this?
My nana used to do it.
Mm-hmm. That's how she paid for all my dance...karate lessons.
Dance karate?
Yes. It's a...deadly but beautiful sport.
Get out of here, you lurker!
Go on, get!
Hey, Pheebs.
[gasps] You made up.
Yeah, I couldn't be mad at him for too long.
Yeah, she couldn't live without the Chand-love.
[chuckles]
Okay, get a room.
Oh. We have one.
I know. Use it.
Oh, well. Lost again.
That's it! You and me, outside!
I wouldn't want to see you lose
a chunk of that pretty blond hair.
Oh!
[coins clinking]
Be cool. Be cool.
Okay, lady, your lurking days are over.
- What? - Yeah.
From now on, everyone you lurk
I'm gonna lurk first.
If you move on to someone else
I'm gonna be one step ahead of you
every single time.
And then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day..
...till Monday.
'Cause that's when I go home.
- When do you leave? - Also Monday.
What time? Maybe we can share a cab.
[intense music]
Oh!
Whoo! I won!
I won! I finally won!
I won! That was my quarter!
Alright. Here. Take a hike, toots.
[gasps]
Excuse me, sir.
This lady played my quarter. This is my money.
Is that true, miss?
[whispering] Um, sells drugs to kids.
What?
She sells drugs to kids.
It was my quarter.
Was it her quarter?
How about we talk about this over dinner, huh?
Okay, lady, you're out of here.
No, no, you can't arrest me!
No, I won't go back! I won't go back to that hellhole!
I'm just taking you outside.
Oh, okay.
Oh.
Hello. My name is Regina Phalange.
I'm a businesswoman in town on business.
Would you like to see my card?
Oh, what did I do with my Filofax?
I must've left it in conference room B.
- Fourteen. - Hit me.
Oh, my God, may I just say
that you two gentlemen have the exact same hands?
Uh, they're identical.
Now, I've never seen anything
like that in the business world.
Stop it.
Uh, Miss Phalange..
...may I ask you a question as an impartial person
a-at this table?
Please, stop it.
Wouldn't you pay good money
to see these identical hands showcased
in some type of a, uh, entertainment venue, huh?
If you leave now, I will chop off my hand and give it to you.
Didn't I just throw you out of here?
No, you threw out Phoebe.
I'm Regina Phalange. Phalange.
Come on, lady.
Please...please take him, too.
- Me? Oh, come on, man. - Forget about it, buddy.
- Come on. - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Don't let him do this! Come on!
What the.. I'm your hand twin!