- Jessica, if you're watching this,
bring back the dessert line.
That was my favorite and it got boys to kiss me.
- My question is, who does edible makeup help?
Like, who's life is improved by having makeup
that they can eat?
- I feel like we all just kind of accidentally
consume a fair amount of makeup in life.
- There are many lip glosses that I would eat.
- I think that it's just like, oh,
it's so natural you could eat it.
- Oh okay, so it's like,
this floor is so clean you can lick it,
but like, don't lick the floor.
(light ballroom music)
- [Voiceover] Tastyface Organics
Coconut Vanilla Cream Cleanser.
- Those two ingredients sound tasty.
- It kinda looks like tapioca pudding.
- [Woman On Left] Oh! - (mumbles) The whole thing!
(sounds of disgust) - Oh my God!
- Ew, gross, yucky. (sounds of dusgust)
- What the fuck? (laughing)
- It's so bad! (laughing)
- It's coating my tongue.
- It tastes kind of like strep throat.
- It tastes like you took Eucerin cream
and just sprayed it into your mouth.
- As a cleanser can't besmirch it,
but as a food, I besmirch it.
- Natural Organic Edible Cosmetics
White Tea Toner.
- Like just these shot glasses have me frightened.
- It says sativa, is there pot in this?
- All ingredients are edible,
but are formulated in concentration for
the skin surface and not for ingestion.
- Let's ingest it.
- It smells like Fireball.
- You know, it's actually doing a good job
of getting rid of the cleanser taste.
- It tastes like I ate my grandmother's perfume.
- It tastes like, very luke-warm iced-tea.
- If someone gave this to me and they were just like,
"Gwyneth Paltrow drinks this all the time."
I would drink and be like,
yeah that tastes like something she would consume.
- It's not good.
- [Voiceover] Edensong Essentials
Goddess Envy Moisturizer.
- This looks very thick.
- Hey, you know it's kind of nice.
- Does this mean you could also use this
as like, ingredients when cooking?
Oh no, ran out of coconut oil, but I have my
facial cream though. (laughter)
- Eating oil in solid form, cheers.
- Oh!
No, no!
- It's not so bad.
- Oh my God!
- The consistency of food, but none of the charm.
- It tastes like the geriatric wing
of a hospital. - It does!
- It tastes also a little but like fish oil pills.
- Amuse Bouche Lipstick,cayenne.
- Wait what? Hold on,
why do we have a fork and a knife?
- Like we're really full-on into
actual makeup products.
- We're weirdos.
- It's quite vibrant.
- It is cute.
- This is just sacrilege for makeup lovers
everywhere. - [Woman On Left] I know.
It's like, oh God that hurt.
- Oh this is so fun getting this saw into lipstick!
- I'm kind of excited to eat this.
- I feel like you beheaded it.
- Yeah, I feel like I did
a bad deed. - [Voiceover] Yeah.
- Mm.
- Oh, this is not bad.
- Don't hate it.
- No, it kind of tastes
like a SweetTart. - Mmhm.
- That's dangerous though,
because then I'll lick it all off.
- It's very good.
- Yeah, it's really delicious.
It is stuck to the roof of my mouth.
- Who knew that lipstick would be the funnest
and the best-tasting?
- That's a good question, what did just happen?
- We get what the companies are doing
by marketing these products as edible,
to make people feel better and safer.
- We got a taste of grandma--
- Taste of soap--
- And then a decent lipstick.
- Edible implies that it's like a food.
- Don't eat it, is what we're trying to say. (laughs)
- I think that they probably should say like,
hey, not food, but if food,
no hospital. (laughter)
- This video is not edible makeup,
it's what happens when Sophia tries to kill all her friends.