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[Ian] Hey everybody! Welcome to Adult
Magic School Bus!
The idea of this
came across like literally we're all sitting around
and we just realized we all kind of
represent different people in Magic School Bus
[Anthony] We're racially diverse!
[Courtney] Like, too perfectly matched up
What about the people who haven't seen Magic School Bus?
*everyone murmurs* [Anthony] If you haven't seen the Magic School Bus
go watch it now
it's the best thing in the history [Ian] Yeah [Anthony] of the universe
[Courtney] Educational!
[Olivia] Very! [Anthony] So good!
Alright guys! Let's go shoot this sh*t!
Carlos OUT!
[Olivia] Wanda!
...Still here
[Shane] Ralphie!
[Courtney] *sensual moan*
[Noah] I have acquired maximum speed
(gotta blast)
[Ms. Frizzle] Why, hello there!
I have my group of hostages-
I mean students
We're gonna go on a
FIELD TRIP!
and kill my ex-husband.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha :D
[Ralphie] Don't.
[Wanda & Ralphie] Do drugs!
*Anthony laughing*
[Ms. Frizzle] Let's see what the inside of a
fifty five-year-old man cheating hu-
F*ck sorry
*Anthony chuckles*
*laughing*
[Ralphie] Ms. Frizzle had a turn signal
*wheeze*
[Anthony] Oh my god...
[Ms. Frizzle] Gotta obey traffic laws, kids!
[Courtney] Okay so, I just got in my costume
and I'm Dorothy Ann
Obviously
The cute brainy one
But also, I friggin'- I look like
the girl
in the meme where it's like:
ER MER GERD
ER MER GERD MER DISCO BERS
*ding!* It's uncanny
[D.A.] *cough*
*all laugh*
[Wanda] Why are there no pictures of YOU on the wall?
[Tim] Sersly Ms. Frizzle *slurred* tha' makes no sense at all!
*all dying laughing*
[Carlos] Hi everyone! I'm Carlos from the Magic School Bus!
I'm the one that makes really sh*tty puns!
Disco!
This... Really
Disco-nnects.. Me from reality
makes me feel like I'm in a magical place!
Heheh
Oh, Carlos!
Is that uh...
House...?
I dunno...
Hooouse... It's made...
Ha ha ha!
(lol you tried m8)
I'm Latino!
'Cause there's racial diversity!
[Ms. Frizzle] Let's GOOOOO!
*all cheering* YEAH!!!
[Carlos] Lemme put on my seat belt first
[Ralphie] NO! [Ms. Frizzle] No! F*ck that!
[Wanda] That's stupid!
*all chuckling*
[D.A.] It's rainy! I can't
have my amazing bangs ruined! [Ralphie] I dunno WHAT this is!
But I have a cap, and I DON'T do drugs! 👍
*shove*
[Ms. Frizzle] OOOooHOohO!
oooOOOO BOOP!
HAHAA!
WHOOOOOooooo
[Shane] That was absolutely bonkers [Courtney] *laughing*
[Carlos] It looks like Dorothy Ann...
Has a third nipple!
[D.A.] *GASP* Where??
Oh nO! *laughing* I do!
[Ralphie] DON'T.
Do drugs 👍
*laughs*
[Ms. Frizzle] You just lost the best thing you ever had
AAH!
*whimper*
*slam*
-*Sobbing* She's so mean!
-Shh... It's okay -She's so mean! -It's okay!
*sob*
[Ms. Frizzle] TRUUUUUHMP!!
-Aah!
(actually scary)
*slam*
-Go away!
[Ms. Frizzle] *banging on door* AAAAH!
-Honey...
*still banging on door and screaming*
[Anthony] We're inside a titan's mouth!
[Ian] *gasp*
[Anthony] This is actually the last thing you see
when your car gets picked up
[Ian] By a titan [Anthony] And gets eaten by a titan
I'm pretty chill right now considering
the fact that we're inside a titan's mouth
[Ian] Oh look, there's Eren's mom! (too soon)
[Both] Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
[Ian] Reference
[Ms. Frizzle] *psychotic remarks*
*laughing*
[Shane] Hey, can we stop at uh, Quiznos?
[Ms. Frizzle] Of course, children!
Everyone needs a full stomach before they go murder people!
[Shane] Ian, you're really into this character...
[Ms. Frizzle] Of course I am
*upbeat music*
[Ms. Frizzle] *sobbing*
Oh, you've gotten so muscular Ralphie...
*crew laughing*
[Ian] I brought out the WHOLE box
of ALL my nipple techniques
I did the SHOOSHOOSHOO
I did the BLEEBLEEBLEE
[Shane] That was aggressive
[Ian] I did the FLICKFLICKFLICK
[Shane] Yeah.. {ian] Then I did the EHEHEH
[Shane] Yep. [Ian] Then I did a LUHLUHLUHLUH
[Shane] Yep. [Ian] Then I went
eh *smack* eh *smack* eh*smack* [Shane] Yeah...
[Ian] D-Do it for the YouTube, y'know?
[Shane] Yeah.. [Ian] That's what I always say mhmm
[Shane] The only thing I'm not willing to do is
[Ralphie] Drugs! 👍
[Ian] Ha! *snort*
I have a fucking "R" on my shirt.
That's the first letter of my name
that's ridiculous
[Courtney] *laughing* [Anthony] *laughing*I almost lost it!
[Ms. Frizzle] Okay, children
What did you think of today? Hahaha!
*all cheering*
-I learned about... Gravity
*slap*
*slap* *slap*
[Arnold] to the- *slap*
[Courtney] Hopefully, this was nostalgic
for some of you
[Keith] *laughs*
[Anthony] Yes! Some of you guys watched
the Magic School Bus as much as we did growing up
[Courtney] Yeah! [Shane] Yep. {Anthony] We were actually
forced to watch it in school
*all agreeing*
[Anthony] Maybe our episode will now be played
in schools instead
[Courtney & Noah] Yeah [Shane] I think that's fair [Anthony] You guys should uh
let your teachers know that you'd like this episode to be played [Ms. Frizzle] Tell your teachers!
[Anthony] Alright guys, we'll see you next week!
[All] Bye!!
[Ralphie] DON'T
Do drugssss 👍👍👍
[Ian] Hey guys! Thank you so much for watching!
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Every Oscars Ever
-Leonardo DiCaprio
for "I Almost Died In the Cold Last Winter
Lived in a Bear
and Ate Bison Liver Because Let's Face
it the Only Reason You Saw this Movie
was Because You Saw How We Made it"!
Is he in every movie this year?
-I guess he was tired of not winning nothing!