Wait, where is the weirdest place
that you've hooked up with somebody, Charlie?
Oh, I worked at a Cold Stone Creamery,
and I hooked up with somebody in the freezer.
Greetings, girls, gays and theys.
I'm writer and actor Brandon Kyle Goodman.
Welcome to Fill In the Mess, a fill in the blank game show
where we try to guess
the mess of Netflix characters and fans alike.
Anyways, let's welcome my teammate and friend who
you can catch in the new season of Russian Doll on Netflix.
Joining us remotely, it's Charlie Barnett.
What up Charlie!
How are you doing?
I'm very good. Thank you for having me.
Much appreciated. Much appreciated.
I love it. I love it. I love it.
Okay, so, Charlie, I'd like you to meet somebody else
rounding out our threesome.
Say hello to my non-binary robot friend,
Bot The Thot.
Hey!
Have you been with a robot?
I have not. You know what?
I guess I have in a certain sense.
Wait, wait.
What kind of robot you been with?
I mean, you know, there are some tools
that they sell on the Internet.
You're right, they are robotic.
Okay, I understand your definition, got it.
Okay, let me explain how the game works.
So Bot The Thot
here will generate messy quotes
spoken by Netflix characters or messy fans alike.
But each prompt has missing words,
so each of us will take turns trying to fill
in the missing word correctly in 10 seconds or less.
Now we get three rounds each to see
who wins our messy minds or Bot The Thot
And if we win, you'll take home today's prize,
which is an actual Russian Doll trophy inspired by your show.
You ready, Charlie? Ready, I'm ready.
All right, let's see where your head's at.
It's time to Fill In The Mess.
Bot The Thot, what is the first prompt?
So this is from a messy fan. "I went to a sex party
and brought home a poly couple and the _____
All right, what's the clue?
These people cause hangovers.
Oh, all right.
Well, Charlie, you have 10 seconds to guess.
And the sloppy bottom?
Keep going.
That's not it.
Wow. Cause hangovers.
I think the 10 seconds is up.
It's a bar tender.
Oh, well you were close though.
I don't have parties where I hire
bartenders, you know what I'm saying?
So, like, that wasn't even a thought.
We humble. We relatable. We don't do the bartenders.
I know. That's right.
But wait,
let me ask you this, because you said "sloppy bottom."
Will you explain what a sloppy bottom is?
I was just going. You know, I was coming in hot.
Uhh a sloppy bottom...
A sloppy bottom is a good bottom. Don't get me wrong.
Don't think the sloppy is a negative thing.
A sloppy bottom, though, is somebody who's willing to go into
any kind of situation.
Okay.
Let's move to round two.
What's the next promt Bot?
So this is from Nadia from Russian doll.
The quote is...
"Sexualizing _______ is the hallmark of any relationship
that begins with extramarital infidelity.
This is from your show, Charlie.
But I'm gonna work on this.
Give me a clue.
Clue is like another word for "dislike."
Uhh, anger.
- Two words. Two words. - Just cut it.
Just tell me what it is.
It's self-hatred.
Now that was a deep word.
I was never going to get that.
Okay. Charlie,
what's your favorite thing about working with Natasha?
My favorite thing, I mean Natasha is
there is no one that can relate or embody what Natasha is.
She is totally individual
and I know it sounds maybe like a cliche
or just kind of cop out, but her individuality
makes me feel more free to be, you know, rooted in my own self.
So I love just being around her energy.
Yes, that's that's a beautiful answer.
All right, well, let's move into the third prompt, shall we?
Bot The Thot
Can you look us up with a prompt for Charlie?
Of course.
This is from a messy fan.
I met my Grindr hookup in his _____ _____
and had to get my background checked to get the D.
What's the clue?
Get a background check?
The clue is this is a place where you can find people in uniform.
Okay, 10 seconds on the clock.
In a military base.
Keep going, be more specific.
Oh, in a prison cell?
Okay back it up. We're somewhere different.
- We're going too far out? - Okay, we're out.
But you're close.
I'm going to give that point to you.
So what's the actual answer?
Army Base.
Army base, you were close.
Bot, can Charlie have that point please?
Okay, because he's cute.
Thank you. Charlie is cute. Okay, you get that point.
Okay, you get that point.
Wait, where is the weirdest place
that you've hooked up with somebody Charlie?
Oh, I worked at a Cold Stone Creamery
and I hooked up with somebody in the freezer.
All right, let's go to the next prompt.
So this is from
Ander from Elite.
Sex isn't just about shoving it in,
it's about skin and wordplay and ______
What's the clue?
It's a genre.
Uhh, horror.
No, it can't be that.
And uhh, and uhh... It's a genre.
And sexual play, and fantasy,
- Yes! Yes! - Fantasy?
Yes. Come through.
I also watch Elite. A very good show.
Wait, Elite is the one about the boarding school.
Charlie, why would you want to go to boarding school?
What's your boarding school fantasy, if you will?
I had this dream of, like,
if I can go to a boarding school with all these boys
and go, and learn, and educate myself...
Educate yourself?
That's what we're going to call it.
Okay! Round five.
This one is for you, Charlie.
So give us the prompt bot.
This is from a messy fan.
My ex is miserable and I'm _____
Love to see it.
Okay, whats the clue?
The clue is, this is what you do in your 30's.
Oh, all right.
Well, 10 seconds, Charlie.
Let's go.
I am fulfilling.
It sounds like it's positive.
- Positive. Yeah. - Fantastic.
Close.
It doesn't sound ike a good relationship.
I'm not going to lie.
- Was it thriving? - Yes!
But you were close.
We're going to give that point
to Charlie too, because he was close Bot.
And also Charlie is very cute.
And so that's what we're going to do.
Is that okay Bot?
It's good with me. All right, good. Wait.
Let me ask you this, Charlie.
Tell me about an ex of yours.
Have you been able to make
good amends with your ex's or do you hate them all?
I have good amends.
I don't have that many exes.
I will admit to you though.
Humble brag?
You know, there's there's some walls
put up in some of the situations.
Yes, they're great.
Look, people are people, you've got to get past.
You've got to learn, learn to love again.
How? Tell me how do you do that?
I want to know.
I think it takes just making sure that your doors are always open
if someone needs help.
And that's in a serious situation
because you got to protect yourself first and formost.
You're empathetic.
I love that. Empathy with boundaries.
That's really important to be empathic for people,
but also keep your boundaries and your guard rails.
I think that's a really beautiful and important lesson.
All right.
We're going to go to round six,
which is the final round, Charlie.
And this one is for me.
So, Bot, what is the prompt?
So this is a quote from Allen, from Russian Doll.
From your show, okay. Okay, let's go.
You are f**king garbage and
someone needs to bag you up
take you outside, throw you into the...
and put everyone who can smell your f**king stench out of
the god damn misery.
Oh, okay. From Russian Doll to Real Housewives.
Who knows? The f**king...
Wait Charlie, if you know it, if you remember, you can say it.
The Hudson, Right? Hudson River?
No, but it's close. We're close. We're right on it.
Well, what's the other river?
Throw you in to the...
What's the other river? In New York?
- Charlie! - East River
I ain't ever been to the East River.
So, I don't know it.
Okay, but I still get that point right bot? Because I'm cute?
Of course.
Thank you. Thank you.
What a tender ending to a very messy game.
I'm into it.
Listen, we're going to ship you
this Russian doll for you, okay? Because you need this.
Okay, wait.
Charlie, before I let you go, we like to end the show
with a messy message for the people.
So you have 15 seconds to tell us a piece of advice or lesson
that you have learned about sex, dating, relationships,
whatever, to offer a glimmer of hope to our viewers.
Look right into your camera and go, Charlie.
Communication. Communicate what your needs are.
Start first and formally with yourself.
Put that gas mask on. Put that oxygen mask on you
before you put it on your partner.
Figure out what you need
and share it and figure out a way to find it. Communicate.
Be honest.
I love it. Okay.
Well, season two of Russian Doll is streaming now on Netflix.
We'll see you all next time. Bye!