[M]: It's time for
[Both]: Wonderful program for awesome people
[S]: The Samgyeopsal edition
[M]: Guys we had a rough day
[S]: Didn't work as planned at all... [M]: No...
[M]: If any of you guys follow us In our other social media sites
Like Tumblr and Facebook and twitter
[M]: We left a bunch of frustrated comments about our batteries dying
[S]: We were supposed to go WANKing today
But I'm not sure what happened
I think we passed through some small electromagnetic pulse field
[M]: Electric shock!!!
[S]: Because every single one of our batteries died!
[M]: And the thing is Simon knows that he charged them
Because we've waited it till the green lights to go on
And we weren't anywhere close to our home
[S]: It said everything was fully charged! I don't know what happened!!
[M]: So anyways...
Because we still wanted to feel productive
We decided to do a fapfap instead
Because it was way too late by the time we got back from Hongdae with all our gears [S]: Yes
We had to charge the batteries again.. [S]: Yes..
*Martina Sigh*
[M]: So instead of being home like this
*Simon and Martina crying*
[M]: We decided to go out instead and cheer ourselves up
By going to our most favorite restaurant in Korea
EVER
[S]:We don't even know the name of it
We just call it the ajhuma samgyeopsal restaurant
I'm sure it has a proper name... But there is an ajhuma there and she gave us samgyeopsal [M]: Actualy.. for once...
And hence the name!
It's ajhuma samgyeopsal!!
There it is!
So before we fall asleep or die of hunger
Let's go get some samgyeopsal
And get drunk!
What? no!
Hello
I think...
samgyeopsal... Simon?
samgyeopsal
some Soju
And some coke
You don't need rice, right?
No
Oh she remembers our diet
So you can see that they didnt actually let us set up
As soon as we walked into the place
"what do you want???"
And they gave it to us before we could
Sit down and set anything up
That's because we come here all the time
Right
All the time
So we get it and before we even order what to eat
She actually even knew that we don't eat rice anymore
Not that we have anything against it
It's just not good for our diet
So she was just like "no rice for you, right?"
It was pretty shocking when we started not having rice
So in Korea you're going to see a lot of samgyeopsal restaurants
like... a lot!
They are very popular
And a long time ago we used to think that they were all the same
It was something like oh whatever
If it's somewhere cheap let's go there
We were dead wrong!!
This place got the best samgyeopsal I ever tasted
Even over the jeju boar
You know what I mean?
This is definitely better than that
So what to look for samgyeopsal to be better?
This is the keyword here "sang"
It means fresh samgyeopsal
And that all the restaurants that do it fresh
But it's not as good as magic place
I don't know
I don't know why
A lot of restaurants will give you frozen samgyeopsal
But I never had samgyeopsal this fresh before
So we said we were going to do a vegetarian fapfap
But then we got samgyeopsal
Oh next one was supposed to be vegetarian right
Sorry guys
One thing that it's interesting about samgyeopsal
Is that there is this different kind of pork that you use
So you're going to see these little white spots right here
This is kind of a cartilage
We happen to not like it ourselves
We usually cut around it
But supposedly some Korean people like to have the pieces of cartilage in their samgyeopsal
Because they like to chew around it
We are not that found of it
A lot of people like it
But we are just going to cut it out
Ohhhh so nasty!!
You know the samgyeopsal is ready when it's all gold and brown and delicious on the outside
Not golden black and delicious
Which was what we did originally when we came to Korea
It wasn't that delicious either
No, you ruined perfectly good samgyeopsal that way
Okay so there is couple of ways you can eat it this
Some people just take it and dip it on this side dish
This is sogeum
Which is salt you can just dip it in that way
There people will just take it and dip it in this ssamjang
Which is a bean paste mixed with a bunch of seasonings and stuff like that
And then other way to eat it is wrapping it really nicely in a sangchu sandwich
The sangchu is regular lettuce
And the ggaeneep is the sesame leaf
In this causes a bittery taste to it we happen to like it
At first we didn't
I'm doing it here we go
So I'm going to fold it in this lettuce blanket
I'm eating it in one shot, ready?
*Delicious samgyeopsal music*
If I can get Martina to stop eating for a second
Oh please go ahead
I'm finished
Of course no meal of samgyeopsal is completed
Without a good bottle of Soju in hand
And that a lot of different varieties of it
We happens like this one
other people like other types
This one is our favorite because it tastes the least like poison
If you don't have soju with your meal they won't let you eat samgyeopsal in Korea
Hahaha
I kid!
Or do we...?
So we are going to show you this trick
It will make it a lot easier for you to drink
It will going to totally make your Soju taste delicious
And you are going to be amazed by the magic of it all
You will need to a few things for this trick
Number one a bottle of Soju obviously
Number two your shot glass
Number three a bottle of Cola
And number four a napkin
Take your shot glass
Fill it halfway with cola
So you are going to place your napkin on top
So That it is just touching the surface of the cola
But don't let it submerge
You just want it to touch the top of it
It gets a little bit wet a little bit transparent
Pour your Soju on top of it very slowly
Almost close to the top... okay good
Pull your tissue very very slowly, don't rush it
You want to be able to see it through
Then you will have...
A Very clear line
Between your cola in between your Soju
Now the beautiful thing about this is that when you finally take a shot
You're going to drink is Soju first but the last thing you're going to taste
Is the cola so it's going to be sweet and delicious
So before you know you just had some Soju as well
So that's it for this week's edition of fapfap
Dad wholemeal was two servings of
samgyeopsal
One bottle of Soju, one bottle of Coke
the little bowl of soup
I ate all of it
She ate the most of it
And altogether costed 30,000 won
Which is 28 bucks or so
That is expensive for samgyeopsal
Because we told you we were getting fresh samgyeopsal
Premiums style
Very fresh not frozen
I got a little distracted because of the drunken people dancing behind us
I want you to know something really awesome
Right now it's about like 1:40 AM
And it's Wednesday night
And it's totally still bumping
Nobody seems to have any job
Seems that way! doesn't anybody have to work??
I want to get on my cane and be like
"come on everybody!"
"mumble mumble"
Everybody is just like walking around and eating samgyeopsal
They're probably going out of there at 6 AM and going to work anyways
Alright we are going to see you guys next week for our wank
For sure this time....
For sure for sure for sure
We are going to buy even more batteries than before
Simon look!
It's a samgyeopsal!
Go get it!
No!
Go get it!