- We're back baby, Andrew.
- Yeah - I'm gonna take over your life
- Please, I can't wait to see what you do.
Don't mess up the restaurant.
- You're in good hands, Kelsey's hands, but also mine.
(dramatic music)
- We are back in Forgotten Hollow
where we last left the boys.
- I want to put Andrew to the test.
Can we strike fear into him?
I want to tap into his sense of fear,
his sense of excitement, and his sense of love.
- Wow, lofty goals.
- Oh wow
- So here we are, with our boy Andrew.
- Let's go fishing.
Wow, him in his tank though, I
(air horn blasting)
I made a mistake there.
Oh, oh, hey, hey-o.
He picks up on his skills pretty quickly.
- Whoa! He's got - What the heck?
Wait, why did he throw it back in?
- It's a bunch of sea weed.
- See this is a beautiful Andrew face, come on.
Come on, I did a good job right?
Come on what'd you got, what'd you got?
Wow, you are not good at fishing, we're gonna walk away.
I want it to be like night time,
- It's a hot day - and hanging out with vampire
- So I think that one of the big manors
is the one where the vampire lives.
Oh, Nancy Landgraab!
- Who's that?
- Nancy Landgraab always shows up in every season.
- Oh, let's make him fight this woman.
(mumbles)
Nancy Landgraab is back, and let me just say
her outfit compliments Ned's super well,
I'm not saying it's love, but it might be love.
Eugene started a fire - It's on fire!
- Okay, so something just happened
and then Nancy Landgraab comes and saves the day.
Where did Nancy come from?
I'm gonna go tell her, her mom's a llama.
- Right after she saves Eugene's life.
- She shouldn't have been in his house, it's rude.
- Oh my God they got married?
(beep)
- Ned is marrying a blonde, that's in character.
- Who's this?
- Nancy Landgraab, what are you doing here?
- Get out of my art installation, Nancy!
- Wait, where's he going? Stop jogging.
- He's going to play chess apparently.
- Wait, why? Anybody home?
- It says come on in.
It looks like someone's asleep in a bed over there.
- Where, where?
- Right there.
- Uh oh, let's go say hi.
Alright, I'm getting a little scared myself.
- You get scared of waking people up in their homes?
- Stop reading, this is Andrew during every set.
We'll be doing something and he'll just start
like picking out a book and reading it.
- Uh oh
where's she going?
- It looks like she's left the bed to go
into another room and go back to bed.
- Uh oh, I don't like where this is going.
Don't sit on the bed with her, get up,
no, that's too scandalous.
This is a PG show, right?
- She's like let's do it baby, and Ned's like, okay.
Keith just straddled Eugene
and is stabbing him in the chest.
- How long is it going to take for him to drown?
- What the (beep)
- Why did I just get naked in front of Mayor Whiskers?
- Oh, you can ask to turn and that means
that she'll turn him into a vampire.
It might not work, I don't know, I think they might
have to be good friends for her to actually do it.
- Vampire me, son.
- Oh no, you have to wake her back up.
- Why is she sleeping?
Oh, because it's daytime. - Well it's
- Turn me into a vampire, oh wait, oh!
It's very Andrew to make a pun.
- He said, "What is a vampire's favorite drink?"
Dra-cola! - Oh
Typical, wait stand up, this is too scandalous.
Let's just find out if she's single.
- Oh, looks like she is.
- Oh, okay, this is dangerous get out of here.
Run, run, it is a trap. Get out!
- It's a trap if a girl is single?
- Yeah, that doesn't make any sense.
I'm just trying to keep him PG, okay.
- He did walk into their home, - Yeah
- woke this woman up from her bed,
followed her into another room,
- That's true, he set the trap up
- woke her back up.
- That's mischief. Oh, where's he going.
- That's Caleb. I don't know where he's going.
- Friendly introduction, no you know what,
Andrew's more of a funny guy, more puns.
- More puns.
- This guy is incessant with the puns.
- How do vampires flirt? By batting their eyes!
- Hey
I wanted to drive fear into his heart,
but he's more so just making friends with vampires
which is very Andrew-like.
Did I say you could go to the bathroom?
(singing)
Very accurate singing.
Actually, him on the karaoke mic is a bit,
it's, you wouldn't expect it, he's got some charisma.
- He is making food in a vampire's kitchen.
- Wait, we're gonna rob this vampire?
- Oh, he's going to have a nice chess match with Caleb.
- Oh, what is this game, Kelsey?
I want Andrew to join this clan of vampires and become one.
And I also want him to have a vampire romance,
but only when he becomes a vampire.
Yeah, we can't have the human vampire crossover.
Oh, Andrew,
sitting in the same chair.
I didn't even, I did not do that,
he moved himself to that chair.
- Do we ship it?
- What's her name? - Andrew-Lilith.
You know what he could do?
He could take her out to dine at your guys' restaurant!
- Whoa, uh oh, it's time to take
a little bit of a road trip.
Oh my gosh, we could have bought a plane ticket here?
- Maybe, maybe he flew her all the way
to New York City, worth it! - The things that people do.
Whoa, this is his I want to be a vampire outfit.
- Click on the host stand
- Oh, this guy?
- The stand.
- The stand, oh, feel like you're playing
with an 80 year old person?
- Something people don't realize about Steven
is that he is basically a senile old man.
- Wait, which one is Lilith?
- You don't remember what Lilith looks like anymore?
- She started doing pushups so I got really confused.
Wow, she's hard to keep up with.
It's good to see the old people
hanging out in our restaurant.
- It looks like he's being seated in the hot room.
- Yeah!
- I love there's a couple in front of your giant bear.
Sit together.
- Ooo la, la, la.
Oh, he wants to sleep, no, no!
It's four, oh I see why he's tired.
- What are you going to pick for both of them to drink?
- He's an Americano kind of guy.
- This is their drink for the whole night,
so you're going to get them Americanos for dinner?
- He's tired.
- Actually that's fair.
- Ooo, well this is the danger room,
let's get them some puffer fish nigiri.
Andrew loves olives.
I'm not good at making friends, but Andrew is so.
- Have a deep conversation, that's always good one.
- Really? Wow, I wish life was like that,
hit a button and you have a deep conversation.
- That's so true.
- Where's our food?
- Ooo, it's firey!
Coffees and olives and pufferfish.
Oh, oh no!
That pufferfish did not agree with her.
- She's still alive though, cause you could die from this.
Seems like the friendly route is not really working,
so I'm just going to bump it up a little bit
and go down the romance route.
Let's try flirting a little bit.
(mumbles)
Alright, I'm gonna have to leave you here, Lilith.
Oh God, oh God, he just fell asleep on,
oh no I didn't take care of him, now what?
Oh my gosh he's so tired.
Can I sleep?
Let's ask for a date though.
- Right now? He can't even stand up.
- Where is he? Oh no.
- On the floor!
I mean but yeah, definitely date time.
- Yeah, this is kind of a problem.
I have neglected all of his needs.
Oh God, what's wrong with him?
- He needs to go to the bathroom,
and he's tired, and he needs a shower.
- That was out of control with Kelsey, I'm sorry.
What is this guy doing?
- You're playing Sims!
- Oh my gosh, so meta.
- Caleb is inviting you out to go to a spice festival.
- Oh we gotta go!
- Go for it, bring some friends along.
Oh I thought you could bring Lilith,
but apparently you cannot.
- Why? I think she hates me,
I think you should take over here.
- You're doing fine playing
- No, it's so stressful,
controlling Andrew's life is not an easy task.
- Cool, so we're at the spice festival right here
- Oh with all our buddies?
- It doesn't look like our girl is here,
but we can invite her over.
- Yeah, let's bring Lilith back.
- Lilith is a vampire and can't come over right now.
- What?
- Attempt the spicy curry challenge?
- Yes.
- Did he just check her out?
- Hey, uh oh, look at his mouth.
- Is he going to sweat?
- Oh no!
- Whoa!
- Lilith's gonna be right over!
- Okay, I think his mouth is a little bit deformed
from the spicy foods still.
You'll be okay sir.
If there's anybody I know that just loves to explore
and just let the time take them away, it's Andrew.
This is a very typical PG night for Andrew.
Oh my, that form, oh hey.
Oh nice - Aw
So wholesome and supportive.
- If only Andrew was like that in real life.
Let's trash another Sim real quick,
I want to see what that does.
- You want to trash yourself?
- Yeah, let's trash Steven, let's make it realistic.
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, I do not like what just happened.
- They bonded over disliking you.
- Yes.
- It's Eugene!
It's Eugene Yang! - What where did he come from?
- Are you serious? Look at his shorts though and long socks.
- Keith put that outfit together.
- You may not have seen this look on Eugene before,
I like to think this is Eugene at racquet ball practice.
I don't know if he plays racquet ball, I think he doesn't.
- Where are you Lilith? She's sleeping.
- What?
- You know what you can do, go straight to Lilith's house.
- Let's do it. Okay, so talk about cats.
- What is this dude doing?
- What is that, who is that?
- He's an elder vampire.
- Oh wow, I just realized we didn't get any cats.
- Ask to turn, ask to turn.
Here's our moment boy.
(mumbles)
What?
- Uh oh
- Oh no!
(yelling)
She just bit into Andrew's neck,
oh my God and she sucked on it for like five seconds.
And now he's eating her?
- He has to drink her blood to change,
did he just change?
- Wow.
- I don't even know what just happened.
- What is happening, he has vampire hickey
though going on here.
- What, oh my God!
What just happened?
- He didn't vampire though.
Greetings, child, my ancient plasma senses
you have recently been turned.
It will take a few days to fully change into a vampire,
but fear not the night awaits (air horn blasting)
Okay this is a video game, but it would explain
a lot in real life too.
- Oh! - Yeah
- To be continued.
- And also, I think Andrew is going to control me.
Don't let him turn me into a vampire.
- That's out of my control, ba dum pum ch.
(happy playful music)