guys it's all it's all gone YouTube
didn't work out for me
I thought I could make it happen I
thought I could make it work if it just
kept up loading video is every day I
thought that they could make youtube a
thing in my job but alas it didn't work
out so now I'm stuck being a janitor for
a day all right I'm still gonna upload
videos though try and make this work for
myself to-do list
mop bathroom floor clean dorm out at the
fence don't ask how it got there
check basement for rats man I used to be
like oh top of morning like boss
subscribe smash like upload every day
now it's just pick up mop and mop floor
that's boring who is that hello oh are
you a fellow youtuber who failed and now
have to be a thingy a janitor forgot
what the job I'm doing is ok batteries
why don't you come on over batteries
wait was that right here oh that's
spooky
I don't even show up on the camera
though I'm invisible man don't you hate
that don't you hate it when you try and
make a dent in the world and you're just
invisible all the time room 100k hi
buddy hi this is janitors day not CD
chair Monday
can you leave talk hello hi who are you
why is it so dark in here excuse me can
you hear me okay this is weird I'm gonna
go huh I i'ma head out see you later
dude tonight there's an only an option
to open the door I'm sorry
I can't close it I know you probably say
were you born in the field and yes yes I
was I'm a potato we're all born it feels
you shut up okay I don't hear another
word out of you do you don't even get a
chance okay where we go room 101 that
sounds good
that doors lock it and so is room 102 if
you think we're gonna go in there well
fool on you come on man I have a job to
do I didn't even want to be a janitor I
didn't choose to janitor life it chose
me because they didn't do my other job
properly
all right being a janitor is a noble
cause I have to wipe up the messes that
you create talk oh you're here
okay now you're just what are you doing
yeah I know what's happening oh god now
I don't this is me this is me when I was
a youtuber when I was uploading videos
every day just sitting in the chair not
talking to anybody just working people
come up and say hello and I'd be like
top of morning so sad but as a janitor
now I can see the folly of my ways okay
not that way
where's the room I have to mop how do I
get my mop back out again the women's
room no the men's room okay mop up on ah
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beautiful just a hint of pubic hair wait
how did the Bubblegum get up there about
alright I'm gonna take a piss yeah yeah
i'ma go take a piss yeah yeah this is my
penis whoa oh my god I do not get paid
enough for this I'm actually not getting
paid at all this is a terrible job I
don't wanna be here can I go home hey
what did I say shut up don't care about
spooky scares or anything I'm here to
make a wage I'm here to make a paycheck
all I want to do is get my money go home
buy some Pokemon carrots open them up
become one of those channels vent stock
how about my fat ass no oh God what are
you doing he's just walking out like
came out I'm freaked out about this pick
up screwdriver oh oh maybe I can break a
venti now I break this one nope I'm
unscrew that vent then I'm just gonna
let it all out
that's why it's called venting I'm just
open it up and be like so it all started
with my dad
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oh hell nah haha ah definitely i'ma head
out oh god this is it no I was like this
isn't where I'm I was looking was it
wait is this thought this is just the
end is this the end of the game lock it
oh I'm just gonna head down at the deep
dark down deep down basement no no no if
I don't pay attention to the sounds if
I'm louder than the scares then it can't
scare me you guys this is a scary game
happy birthday we got you good didn't we
the look on your face ha ha ha oh my god
I can't believe our plan works happy
birthday you know you were the best
janitor working here like half a day I
look at the cake that was sweet and
wholesome and lovely those nice then you
know after being on YouTube for so long
and it all working out they thought I'd
never make friends again they thought if
the numbers don't define me then what
does the puddles on the floor oh but
they came through this is real
friendship it's for me for me only not
for you and not especially not for you
you shut up yeah now if yeah this is
your total okay this this is the profits
for the year and then this is this is
what ends up coming out as yours okay so
if you could just sign on the dotted
line here please come on come on you
have to do this you can't avoid that
it's just it's impossible I'm trying to
get him to do his taxes but he won't do
it
so I guess I have to do it for him so
welcome to a game about literally doing
your taxes the YouTube thing didn't work
out
probably because I haven't paid my taxes
in four
years so maybe that's part of the
problem became janitor that worked out
great that's been going well for me so
far so I'm gonna do my taxes now here so
I have visual proof of me doing them
I keep taxes yes okay toss trash yet
well this copy is amazing
they say it's amazing I know you love
coffee and they say that this is amazing
I don't know if we should keep this
let's hustle
okay let's toss I've got another one
okay keep taxes being bald is a choice
is it I don't know if it is why is the
calculator numbers going up is that how
much taxes I've to do okay get rid of
that cover that keep my taxes get rid of
that okay so far I haven't done the
taxes no whoops okay
I did seven taxes I threw away eight
thinks tax returns
guys it's free money that's that's free
money right there I don't follow you
guys but if I send away the taxes it's
free money I'll sign it as Billy Bob
Billy Bob McGinty here okay next day I
did my taxes wait nobody's supposed to
do my taxes quarterly or yearly or
whatever but I don't have to do it daily
okay this this is a letter I probably
should keep this no I they say it's the
most amazing coffee and I really want to
try it out but not right now I want to
keep these does it know what the error
Oh
how does I say something attack energy
we did it reddit energy okay I don't
want that maybe it was big dick energy
bills I don't know if I should keep
bills I'd rather keep Roberts free money
let me design my free money it's a scam
though I know my my nose is tingling I
can't mess this up again I have to keep
my taxes in check look at all these
fakes if only they were real like the
time I gave all my money to the Nigerian
prince tax is done day two am i doing my
taxes or somebody else's taxes I'm not
sure how taxes work but I'm pretty sure
I'm the best at it oh wait these are
checks maybe I should keep those IRS
important oh are you gonna deport me you
gonna send me back to Ireland please
don't
okay money goes up when I do that I
don't know what that means someone speak
in my ear was it you no we're not
keeping the money
let's go fraud is shifty a little weirdo
so I got rid of that damn it I just want
a voice in my left ear now what's that
you you guys aren't you don't trust an
Irish person alright taxes done might
big giant fat hands
I get it I did 18 taxes and I threw away
how many things 12 things okay how much
money do I get that's free money
basically
perhaps everything nothing wrong with it
my plan is flawless this plan is sound
there's nothing wrong with this plan and
it's flawless oh I don't like this this
gets scary
what's happening
I don't want free iPads I don't know
free houses I don't want free money all
I want to do is my taxes please please
let me out of this hell does it ever end
oh god it does she keep swiping
keep swiping my mt1 again oh I did zero
taxes and I threw away everything my
life is a mess I actually did my actual
signature superb damn it I don't like
this
it just says five now I don't even have
a sweet cup of joe feeling trapped look
no further
I don't like this I thought this was
just gonna be a happy wholesome time
about doing my taxes you know the most
exciting job there is I didn't I didn't
expect spooks
it's all it's all your fault I can feel
your eyes staring at me the back of my
head like I can feel you watching me do
you ever feel what I knew it yeah
sometimes I feel my mildly watch thanks
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I'm sorry but Nani the [ __ ] I don't like
this I don't like this it's all gonna be
okay it's all gonna be okay you know I'm
watching me compass the next day having
store yes oh god it's just as error to
ever feel like you're being watched yes
I do
you should have kept the security thing
let's keep one of them free money
important checks taxes bills are you
crazy no what the [ __ ] now you're
talking to me
I can fail you anymore I'm not crazy
you're crazy shut up that's why just cuz
I sit here and I talk to myself every
single day dammit dammit does it even
matter does anything matter anymore
where matter Oh does it even matter I
just had that it's listening to me
the voices oh god oh god I don't like
this to ever feel like you're being
watched do you ever feel like there's
something more what's happening
my name is Oh God nice to do it in the
dark now oh oh no I have to summon Satan
I don't feel so good mr. stark
kick the ball keep them all it's just
Satan
it's just Satan it's it's no big deal
oh my god I could do both at the same
time I'm amazing I want to get to the
letter
how do we get to the letter at the end
all I wanted to do was my taxes what I
wanted
don't you dare all I wanted to do is
feel alive I think we're getting to the
bottom of this Scoob yes yes we're
almost there it's a letter from my dad
do you really want to go back
oh no oh I can't go down I'm not
controlling this I'm not controlling
this my hand is doing that in its own
what is going on no we're doing to go
back Oh God
by by by it by now by your houses by
everything by stucks go back to sleep
what money dollars tips hippies Tippy's
left left right I am I doing this or am
I being controlled I don't know what to
do anymore I know what to do anymore
I feel like I'm being watched I think I
am being watched
hello who are you
oh I see it's it's you
it all makes sense try to take these
pills
oh god I'm freaking out would you like
to go back could they say no this time
oh I didn't like that I don't like that
that was spooky that was scary no really
that really got to me it really made me
feel like I was being watched both of
the Larry's Lara's Galleria's leras fury
I just cut off at the top
Lara's fury cap to is what it's called
in the folder don't let this fool you
this menu is not as high as the quality
of the actual game but this looks like
it's just somebody's attempt at
recreating some of Tomb Raider 2 and
that is one of my favorite games ever
because it was one of the first games I
ever had for my PlayStation and I played
so much of it I got so enraptured with
the world
Lara went like globe-trotting to like
Asian areas and things like that and she
went to Venice and I was always
fascinated by it and I was not good
enough at the game to be able to finish
it as a kid or even get past some of the
starting areas so I had a friend of mine
come over and play some of the game for
me and he got like two like level two
and I was like whoa there's so much to
this game and then when I find out how
to actually play it I was able to get
further into it so I want to play more
of this myself how do i oh god okay see
look how cool this is
oh man okay how do i how do i actually
play they spaces jump he is to pick up
oh I was hoping she'd make the sounds oh
my god this is awesome
I want a remade Tomb Raider I want to
later to remastered but that would be so
cool can we get to later one two and
three remastered please those are so
good
Tomb Raider 2 is amazing the first level
you were in the Great Wall of China and
you could fight a t-rex and then you
went to Venice
shortly after that oh my god the sound
effects are the exact same ah when you
pick up secrets she go uh-huh
and then right oh so good and the music
was amazing and you could go to her
mansion and you could trap the butler in
the freezer and everything and there was
a secret maze that you could press a
button and if you're good enough you can
get to the secret maid's room to this
day I still don't know what was in that
room God reminded me of the shiny oh man
this is amazing
ah the snowmobile whoops ah this is
giving me like the biggest nostalgia
boner
oh this is us of all the sound effects
are the same jeez I haven't thought
about this stuff in a long time
and you all god that's not supposed to
happen and in the old game you could
like you go to the edge of something you
know can I pick this up Oh God yep and I
picked it up anyway that's all over the
place but you could like walk to the
edge of a thing press back you choke
back and then if you press forward and
jump slightly after you time it
perfectly so you could jump the gaps
exactly on time
the newer Tomb Raider games are too much
like uncharted and they're crap
we need some good old - Raider back oh
good
okay I don't know where I'm going I'm
crashing this all over the [ __ ] shop
who does it ah there's a gate over here
to the left let's go that way
oh I really want to play tomb raider 2
right now whoa what is this okay get out
for a second
sorry snowmobile and [ __ ] destroying
you ooh
we're health am I actually gonna fight
something hell yeah
what if we can claim that way get to the
gate first oh man
and this really controls they caught a
modern Tomb Raider game with controlling
I'm not gonna take the jet ski
snowmobile it's not jet ski because it
kind of feels like it's hindering me
more than it's helping me woah this is
minecraft torches alright I might need
this automobile because this is far away
pick up that excuse me person who made
this game or people can you remake all
of - Raider - yes or me going what are
we doing
I'm assuming I'm trying to open up that
game ah it's fine it's just little
bruised
oh there's health kids everywhere but
I've yet to find out a reason to use
them I want to find a secret and hear
that sound effect again
okay now I'm glad I brought the
snowmobile with me this is gonna take
forever I need the rest of you play to
write or to a lot of you have already
paid the newer ones
did I just restart oh god damn it
I broke it I'm broken again if I broke
it on to it I can break it off of it
let's go let's go yes come on it's not
working let's think about it this way
you're gonna have sick glutes after this
well to be fair she does have sick -
it's already look at those bad bones are
those pixelated cheeks look at those
sharp edges everything everybody wants
whatever they go through the gym that's
what they're aiming for Lara has the
impossible figure to attain oh god what
happened
Lara out here with these ridiculous body
standards come on girl where is he enter
this place I really wish I didn't crash
my snowmobile okay I have to jump this I
don't even know if I can as Lara can i
grab oh god I'm gonna die again
oh my god it actually does the fall
that's amazing that was like her thing
if you fell high enough you would do
that scream and they should break all
her bones on the ground it was epic oh I
don't need that let's back it on up and
let's get ready for the ride of your
life
epic gamer moment oh hell yeah
look at you go Alera look at the big
snowmobiles on you
all right don't let me do another one I
just get to the end of what this has to
be I'm very nervous that I'm gonna break
it again like that ah that's how I do it
okay
all right what have you got up your
sleeve holes here game you got stuff to
fight can I want to shoot things you
can't give me guns and not give me
things to shoot hmm it's quiet other
than to claim oh oh
switch epic all right now use it
nice wait that was only one where's the
other one
okay let's not do this song and dance
again Lara oh god oh god
oh yeah the music
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oh it's awesome oh man I missed this
game this season
generator - but it's reminding me a lot
of it and I really missed that game oh
man I'm gonna go back and watch some of
the cutscenes for Tomb Raider - after
this I can already quote them word for
word they get them all boom bum bum the
music still of Spooks
this is legitimately awesome I love this
wait where's the other switch though
okay let's get on our snowmobile you are
oddly round why go that's not enough
speed yes it is Scott I'm getting some
spite immediately can see myself as a
child in our kitchen with my ps1 oh this
is the music good god it's gonna make me
cry
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so simpler times me my ps1 actually
times are pretty simple for me right now
what if I got to complain about
where's the other switch though what's
in the box
let me out ooh you look important
hello extra video game section oh my god
listen to that music I can't be the only
one getting serious flashbacks from this
what a claim oh she just does it on her
own
ah back in my day you were to press
square and then hold X I think oh god
the fact that she's doing it on her own
and I have no agency over that is really
messing me up oh yeah then it was a Tomb
Raider 3 just you can actually go around
the corners radios - and one of them you
couldn't go around the corners and then
you could and it was like what you
modern gamers have no idea what it was
like to see a 3d game actually that you
go around corners like that [ __ ] was
wild my god all the animations of the
exact same that's that's [ __ ] with my
head [ __ ] oh god one false move and it's
all over for this gamer this is really
tense I just wanna hit the switch I want
to hit the switch and I want to get out
because they think if I die have to
restart the whole of a and I really
don't wanna oh yeah look at those little
gloves little holes in the back of them
make no sense but it was cool and every
time I saw her jump and hold out her
arms to grab an edge it was almost like
you kind of jumped too high and then you
slid down onto the edge and I was like
even as a kid I was like man your wrists
are gonna be cut up to [ __ ] after that
oh I hate this
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well Lara you've seen better days
oh look the game just disappeared
randomly weirdly and deleted itself off
my computer I guess we can't go back and
play it again but that was awesome I
love that I really want to play tomb
raider 2 right now but I don't have a
way of playing it um I don't have ps1
why didn't it put to rate or two on the
ps1 classic mini thing what the hell
Sony come on Lara Croft needs to be out
there enjoying herself again fighting
dinosaurs and stuff I really want to
find out a way of playing it right now
I'm I have a mighty need why well that's
gonna do it for me from my set me myself
and I where did you get that high was
you wearing that hat the whole time
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