Ro: Hey guys, it’s Ro! Today I’m here with my friend Jordan today!
Jordan: How’s it going?
Ro: You may remember him, CaptainSparklez, we baked together!
Ro: We made a Minecraft Pumpkin Pie.
Jordan: And I didn’t know how to use a can opener! And still don't!
Ro: Today, we are gonna be playing a challenge, I got so many requests
Ro: from you guys to play the No Thumbs Challenge. If you have never played
Ro: this game before. Jordan: I have not. Ro: It is a simple concept!
Ro: We’re gonna tape our thumbs, so that we cannot use them, and we are
Ro: going to be trying to complete a bunch of different tasks, and the first person
Ro: to complete the task, gets a point, and at the end of the game, whoever
Ro: has the most points wins… Jordan: Wins 1 Million Dollars!
Ro: Yes, wins, whoa! This is gonna be a high-stakes game!
Ro: The first thing, we’re gonna tape our hands. I’m gonna tape you.
Jordan: OK. Ro: OK are you ready?
Jordan: And then my first challenge will be to tape you.
Ro: Yeah! Jordan: With no thumbs!
Ro: Hey Jordan, want to come over and I’m just gonna tape your hands together.
Jordan: I’m just, you know, being held hostage against my will here!
Ro: What is your safe word? Jordan: Something sandwich would be my safe word…
Ro: Ham sandwich. Jordan: Ham sandwich, sure. Ro: Turkey sandwich!
Ro: Now you gotta tape my hands.
Jordan: We didn’t really think this through did we? Ro: No!
Jordan: This is working! Ro: You’re better at this than me! Jordan: I'm getting....
Jordan: So we’re all taped up, and uh, I guess we’re ready for our first task.
Background: Your first task is to write your first name and cut the paper
Background: in half, go!
Ro: Oh, oh!
Ro: Oh no!
Jordan: Come on, be good with scissors.
Jordan: You have to cap the pen too! That’s important!
Ro: Does it matter which way? Jordan: Are we being judged by how 1/2 it is?
Jordan: Whoa, you’re just using the glide and go technique.
Jordan: OK… Ro: That is a point for Jordan.
Jordan: Is it? Did it, did it count? Ro: You did good!
Ro: Let me see, did you spell your name right? Jordan: Did I spell my name?
Jordan: I certainly hope so, that would be embarrassing!
Ro: You have really good handwriting!
Jordan: So how, how close was your 1/2.
Ro: Not good, look at Jordan’s!
Ro: Jordan’s got some skills!
Ro: Ding! Point for him! Jordan: I’m just, stroke my ego even more, please!
Jordan: I’m taking it all in!
Background: Your next task is to tie a shoe into a bow. Ro: In a bow?
Background: Go!
Ro: Oh!
Jordan: How in the world do I do this? Ro: I feel like I’m 2 years old again!
Jordan: OK… Yes! I got it! Ro: OK, do a bunny ear… Another bunny ear.
Jordan: Mmmggghhh! Brilliant!
Jordan: Still go!
Jordan: You, you gotta still get second place! Ro: Jordan! I just made my bunny ears!
Ro: Ta-da! Jordan: I was just gonna do a thumbs up… But….
Ro: Nice job Jordan! Jordan: Thank you! Fist bump!
Ro: Tie it in a bow, can you throw it over your shoulder da-new-new-na-new!
Background: Your next task is to open a bottle of water and take 3 giant chugs.
Background: Go!
Jordan: No nubs! Ro: OK, no nubs!
Jordan: Oh god! Hrgghh! OK, there we go! Ro: Oh you’re t-rexing it!
Ro: That’s the t-rex method!
Ro: Oh no!
Jordan: I took one giant sip.
Ro: I can’t… Jordan: That’s not, that’s not your fingers!
Jordan: What’s…. Ro: Ha-ha! You gotta get creative!
Jordan: OK… Ro: Did I definitely lose?
Jordan: I mean, I… Ro: Given you’re already done.
Ro: Things are going good…. For Jordan!
Jordan: Onto the next challenge!
Background: Your next task, is to open your crackers and eat 3 of them!
Background: Go!
Ro: Oh-oh-oh-oh-ohoh! Jordan: OK! There’s a bag inside, that’s not good!
Jordan: That’s not good!
Ro: Come on Ro! Come on Ro! Jordan: Oh, how do you….
Ro: Let’s do this! Jordan: How do you…
Ro: Give me a point!
Ro: 3 Crackers! 3 Crack….
Jordan: I lose!
Jordan: Oh I got it! Ro: Nice job Jordan!
Ro: Hmmm, let me see!
Ro: We had very different techniques there. Jordan: That was unexpected!
Ro: Got very competitive!
Jordan: I guess that’s a point for Ro! Ro: Yes!
Background: Your next task is to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich,
Background: cut it in 1/2, and take a bite… Go!
Jordan: Oh dear… Ro: Oh jeez, oh jeez!
Jordan: This is gonna be problematic! Mrrrrrmmmmmm!
Ro: I’m going for the bread… Jordan: Oh my god!
Ro: Oh no! They have twisties on them!
Jordan: Brrrrr, oh! Got it!
Ro: Ah-ha! Now some Jelly, now some Jelly!
Ro: How you do that?
Jordan: Oh dang it! Ro: Ah-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Ro: Come on! Come on! Come on!
Ro: It moved! It moved! It Moved! Yes! Yes! Yes, yes!
Ro: Oh that’s a good idea! Jordan: No!
Ro: Yes! Jordan: Don’t look at my strategy!
Jordan: How much coverage do we need, on the, on the the peanut butter and stuff? Like...
Jordan: Oh my gosh! OK you still need to spread it though. I’m going jam!
Ro: Yeah! Oh Yeah? I’m just gonna spread it around!
Ro: Come! Jordan: How many bites do we need to eat?
Ro: Oh come on Sccchhhhh-Muckers!
Ro: Oooh! Ooooh!
Ro: Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh!
Ro: Wait, did you cut it in 1/2? You didn’t cut it in 1/2!
Ro: Oh no! I shouldn’t have told you!
Ro: Come on Ro! You’re still in this!
Jordan: Oh my gah!
Jordan: Mmmm! Mmmm!
Ro: I think we both get a point. Jordan: I think we did!
Ro: Ding-ding! Jordan: We both get a point, because you didn’t…
Jordan: Webasdfklhjladfnadfhasdf
Ro: But you went back and you did it. And we finished at the same time.
Ro: When he said go I get so into that I'm like this and I like…
Ro: I just… I turned into a challenge gremlin! Jordan: We’re good!
Ro: Give me a point!
Background: Your next task is to peel a banana, cut it into slices, and
Background: arrange it into a smiley face… Go!
Ro: Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh! Jordan: OK…
Jordan: Alright, so… Ro: OH! Jordan: Let’s see if…
Ro: Uh-oh. Jordan: OK, there we are.
Ro: This is very difficult. Jordan: What are you doing? Ro: It’s like…
Ro: OK, a-do, do-do-do-ha! Jordan: No you’re so much faster, I feel like
Jordan: you’ve worked with bananas before. Ro: I love bananas!
Ro: We need an eye, and another eye… Jordan: Eye, nose, mouth…
Ro: And a nose, mouth, mouth, mouth, mouth! Jordan: Mouth! Ro: Another mouth!
Jordan: You got your mouth all messed up when you spun the plate around!
Jordan: I… Think that was pretty much a tie.
Ro: He can slice a mean banana penny, let me tell you!
Ro: Jordan was like da-da-da-da-da!
Ro: Onto the next task!
Background: Your next task is to stack your cups into a pyramid, then stack
Background: them back together, and into a pyramid again, and then
Background: back into a stack… Go!
Ro: Oh-uh, uh-oh! Jordan: Oh dear! This is not good! Ro: Ah!
Jordan: Oh no you’re really fast at this! Oh no! Ro: Hahhh!
Jordan: Why are you so fast? Ro: Ding!
Jordan: This is bad!
Ro: There, OK! Jordan: OK.
Ro: Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh! OK, OK, OK! Jordan: OK.
Ro: Wait, where is the other 1? Jordan: You missed a cup!
Jordan: Oh no it's gone! You have to search for it, please delays, delays
Jordan: so many delays. No! Why are you so fast at cup stacking? Did you
Jordan: do the cup song when you… Oh my gosh!
Ro: Da-da!
Jordan: Well, I lost by a wide margin on that one, bringing the score I believe
Jordan: to 5-4. Ro: Mmmhmm. Jordan: So, you could bring it back in the last 1.
Ro: This is a very close game you guys! I’m excited!
Ro: Jordan, before we start, I just want you to look at the task at hand.
Jordan: I’ve noticed, what it is, opening a can.
Ro: Does this remind you of anything?
Jordan: So dis, disclaimer for everyone, I haven’t cooke anything in like
Jordan: 15 years… Ro: You hold it, and I’ll twist it.
Jordan: OK… Ro: You did it! Jordan: I know, but I broke the spatula!
Jordan: Uh yeah, sort of the last time that I was on, and I didn’t
Jordan: do this properly… So there’s a good chance I’m not gonna do it
Jordan: again properly since I don’t remember which side this thing goes on!
Jordan: This isn’t gonna go well…
Background: Your next task is to open a can of beans! Go!
Jordan: Well… Uh, does it, does it do this?
Jordan: I’m doing it! It’s going! I learned from the last time! Ro: No! No! no!
Jordan: Go, please go! Yes!
Jordan: Woooo!
Ro: Jordan, I am impressed, wow! Jordan: Are you? I got it right!
Ro: Bbbb-bbbb-bbbbb, bbbb-bbbbb-bbbbb-bbbb-bbbbbb!
Ro: This is the victory trumpet, and it is a congratulations to Jordan,
Ro: The winner of the No Thumbs Challenge! Very nice job!
Jordan: Thank you! I’m applauding for myself!
Jordan: I thought I was done at the end there with the, with the beans thing.
Ro: With the can? Jordan: I was like, oh shoot man.
Ro: You opened that can like nobody’s business, I’m so proud!
Ro: I’m gonna put all of Jordan’s links down below, go check him out on
Ro: his channel, and, we played another challenge over on his channel,
Ro: so you should go check it out, I’ll put a link to that!
Ro: If you would like to see any more challenge videos, you can click up here…
Jordan: Or up here! Ro: Yes! And if you have any other ideas, let me know in
Ro: the comments down below.
Ro: Thanks again, bye-bye! Jordan: Bye-bye!