[MUSIC PLAYING]
TODD KERPELMAN: Well, another holiday by myself.
Guess it's just you and me again, fake indoor plant.
[SIGHS]
Oh, man.
Those possums must be back.
Better go get the broom.
JEN PERSON: Hey, Todd.
TODD KERPELMAN: Jen?
Jen Person?
Host of "Ask Firebase?"
What are you doing here?
JEN PERSON: I just came to drop off this gift for you.
[HEAVY THUD]
It's fruitcake.
TODD KERPELMAN: Aw, Jen, that's really sweet.
But how'd you know I would be here?
JEN PERSON: I spoke to security.
They said you've been living here for weeks.
TODD KERPELMAN: What?
Me, living in the studio?
That's crazy talk.
JEN PERSON: Is that your sleeping bag on the floor?
TODD KERPELMAN: It's a prop.
DOUG STEVENSON: Hey there.
I heard a young man was down and needed some cheering up.
TODD KERPELMAN: Doug Stevenson, host of "Meet Firebase?"
DOUG STEVENSON: That's right, sport.
I just dropped by to see if you want
to toss the old ball around.
TODD KERPELMAN: Oh, boy, would I!
[? SUMEET: ?] Hey, can I get in on this?
DOUG STEVENSON: Sure thing, [? Sumeet. ?]
TODD KERPELMAN: Oh wow.
Could this day get any better?
SPEAKER 1: I think it could, Todd, because look who's here!
TODD KERPELMAN: [GASP]
Look, it's all my Firebase friends!
SPEAKER 2: We were in the neighborhood caroling,
and we thought we'd stop by just to brighten
a certain somebody's day.
TODD KERPELMAN: Aw, caroling!
I love carols!
SPEAKER 3: Especially the ones in the public domain
that don't require royalty fees!
ALL: Uh-huh!
SPEAKER 2: So I have a great idea.
How about we all sing a Firebase carol together right now?
TODD KERPELMAN: [GASP]
That's a great idea.
[MUSIC - "JINGLE BELLS"]
DOUG STEVENSON: Well, looks like our work here is done.
[TINKLING]
TODD KERPELMAN: Huh.
You know what, fake plant?
I got a good feeling this is going
to be a pretty happy new year after-- oh, the possum!
They're back!
Oh, no!
Get off me, you stupid possum!
I'm going to get you!
You-- you-- ow!
Ah!
Why are their teeth so sharp?
Get off of me!
I thought you were supposed to be cute!
[YELLS]
They have claws?
[MUSIC PLAYING]