And then Olenna said
that she killed his son
and he can do as he please
Jamie shat his pants!
Like his father on the pot!
Watch the scene!
What an episode it was!
Did you see it?
I don't watch Game of Thrones
What?
You don't watch Game of Thrones?
Dude!
Game Of Thrones is like the best show ever!
What's wrong with you?
Its the best!
It's the best show dude!
Watch the fucking show!
Watch it!
What the hell is wrong with you?
Game Of Thrones!
What do you watch then?
Raja Rancho? (India's popular 90's children's show)
What a dumbfuck!
G.O.T!
Game Of Thrones!
Why do you look so stressed?
Nothing, man
They were talking about Game of Thrones
Where?
There
Let's go
Let's join the conversation
I don't watch Game of Thrones
Excuse me, sir
I heard you didn't watch Game of Thrones
the best show ever
No!
Sir, cool down, sir
winter is coming no, sir
Sir, myself,
annoying friend GOT salesman, sir
and welcome to
Ice and Fire Shoppe, sir
Littlefinger,
Big discounts, sir
Why do you fans
pester us so much?
I don't want to buy Game of Thrones!
Then don't, sir
At least hear me out
Please have a seat, sir
Please, please, please have a seat, sir
Please please
One Dornish wine for sir!
Would you like to eat, sir?
Greyjoy spring roll,
Varys momos, sir,
Oberyn fry, sir,
roasted High Sparrow, sir,
extra crispy, sir,
you'll really like it, sir
Let it be
I'm not going to buy anything
Anyway,
Chotu!
Get the premium copy from upstairs!
Climb the chaos
Chaos?
Ladder sir
Sir, actually if you don't mind, sir,
since it's the first sale,
a little prayer
before we begin
If you don't mind?
All hail Queen Cersei
The great Queen Cersei
A resident of Red Keep
Iron Throne is only your seat
Shame shame Queen Cersei
Sir, look at this
series designer,
George R.R. Martin's
latest collection, sir,
Touch it
It's got everything inside
Battles, blood
politics,
show bobs,
vagene,
hot women,
sex,
hot women having sex with an amputee,
hot women having sex with impotent men,
hot women having sex with hot women
Did I mention, sir, there's sex?
Thank you for the information
but I don't want to watch it
Can I tell you something?
There's a scene where
a hot women comes
and pulls up her robe
and by God, a ghost comes out of her caves
Sir, mother of dragon swear, sir,
Is there anything normal in this show?
Everything's normal!
There's dragons,
dwarves,
an army of the dead,
three eyed raven,
a face in the tree,
There's a wall
with faces on it
hanging like Christmas lights
and humanoid ganja,
Children of Forest are there too
I swear there's a man
whose entire body
is covered in cement patches
They call it grayscale
There's no humans in this show?
Of course there are, so many of them!
Bran,
Bronn,
Brienne,
Broon,
Brandon,
Bravos,
Brrrr...Branston,
Baratheon,
Biryani,
Brhea Kapoor, (Indian actress Sonam Kapoor sister Rhea Kapoor)
Brani Mukherjee, (Indian actress Rani Mukherjee )
Braveena Tandon, (Indian actress Raveena Tandon )
Enough enough
But even after 7 seasons
the plot isn't over?
They don't let that happen!
Everyone dies before they can move the story forward
There's a woman
who kisses and asks
Is my kiss a love or poison?
No wonder her kids kill themselves
Sir, am I right?
What sir!
Let's say I believe you
But these binge watchers
they stay at home all day
What about the lack of social life?
Alright sir
I'll consider your point
Alright
Valar Morghulis
Valar Dohaeris
Rinya lávárdo
kótheem bír kanda póhá
Má néssa
víkko bajrádánti
nha máesoor
drógo dosá
What are you looking at, sir?
You mean...
I'll start conversations like these too?
No doubt sir
Definitely
Sir, it's the end of season sale
Buy now and a you get a leaked episode,
fan theory,
spoiler protection program,
all three bundled together
Leave all that be
First tell me
How much for 7 seasons?
See for 7 seasons
it's around 70 hours
Okay?
Now remove the HBO title sequence
and the recap
Then we come to nude scenes
You'll play them on loop
5 minutes of bathroom break
2 minutes since it's your first time
2 minutes
Then pee break when the Night King comes
Then you'll have to pause when mom walks in
and half an hour of explanation
that they were just fooling around
But are kin to each other
All in all
Best price for you
80 hours, 50 minutes
You're bullshitting now
I can't afford to
Spend so much time
Sir, we don't bargain
but just for you
Three seasons
and battle scenes
from Blackwater
to the dragon's balls freezing in the snow
45 hours, 30 minutes
Let's wrap right now, sir
45 hours?
In that time
I'd finish the APTECH (Coaching Institute) computer course
and get a job at Infosys
Let's lock it at one season,
and death scenes
Look!
Here's come here to just watch the pilot!
Why bother at all?
Just see the trailer?
I'll give it to you for free
Get a trailer for this man!
Alright
Your wish
Thank you
If you don't want to watch
then why waste my time?
Go sing Smelly Cat
You Pheobe fanboy
Where do they even come from?
Watch Big Bang Theory!
Sheldon Copper!
Sheldon Cooper very good!
Enjoy Pogo!
You don't deserve Khaleesi, remember this!
Valar Dohaeris
How much did you say for 7 seasons again?
Please tell me
80 hours, sir
There you go
Have packed it already for you
Also a Rick and Morty
episode for free
Courtesy of my brother's agency
Rick and Morty!
Season 3!
3 for 10!
Wubba lubba dub dub
Thank you!
See you, sir, see you
Come back soon
Like Jon Snow
Thanks, bro
All men must watch!