- Hey you, I'm the hostess with the mostest,
the guy with the BMI.
My name is Thomas TomSka Ridgewell.
- I am Elliot Gough.
- And I am Eddie Bowley
- And welcome back to
- [All] CONTENT.
- I'm mixing things up.
- Sure.
- I've got a hat, I'm improving.
- I'm confused.
- My mental health is great.
My sanity is great.
Everything is good and fine.
- Dealing with this well are you?
- Hey boys, have you heard about
the hip new website, WikiHow.
- Wiki what?
- WikiFeet.
I've got a page on that. - What
- I'm rocking a steady 3.92 out of five baby
so let's read some of the comments on my WikiFeet.
Love it.
- Where's that it's specifically the bath pic
where's that even from?
- A bath
(Eddie laughs)
- There's a content trying to get my feet
the top rate that I can on WikiFeet.
- WikiHow is a website, I guess
designed to like share knowledge
and teach people how to do things.
I don't know if it's like community run or something
but it is famous for having sort of
like ridiculous accompanying images for its articles.
I've found a website that will generate a random
at least I think it's random wikiHow image.
And we have to guess what article
that could possibly be from
- Let's guess what this specific image is.
(TomSka belches)
We've got operated wedding ring.
- Yeah. That's the thing that changes.
This is, it's like, there's a wedding ring.
- It's like, it's the white void around it.
So it looks like you're getting punched by God.
- Yeah.
- Who I assume is married.
- Or oceans are how to be the type
of nerd that girls love.
How to be confident as an overweight adult.
How to touch a girl?
(Elliot laughs)
- Not this way.
No.
- And how to trust a wife?
- Oh no, don't lay that one.
- Oh no, and he's married.
- None of these are great options.
Yeah, so I'm going to guess.
- Yeah, wife I guess, I mean I'm between girl and wife
- Okay we are going wife.
- Yeah, wife, wifi height.
- Wife.
We are right. And I don't like that we are right but we are.
(Tom laughs)
- Oh
- Well we got in this article mean first impressions
is something biblical.
- Wow I was actually getting his
trying to use his mental energy to stop that snake
from killing him.
(Tom laughs)
- His staying calm under a stressful situation.
- You've got the snake under the Jesus beard.
So my brain is saying like
Oh, it's talking about temptation.
Why is he bald?
- He didn't deserve that his Jesus.
He can do what he wants.
He can turn water into wine. He can get rid of his bald.
- Alternatively, it could literally just be a case
of what to do when you're being attacked by a snake.
- Pretend it's not there.
- I'm going for like a biblical resist temptation thing.
- Yeah, I definitely think this is allegorical.
- Our options are how to get your nipples pierced.
- Yes that one.
- How to improve your sexual stamina.
- That's not a snake it's his dick.
(all laugh)
- How to respond to fundamentalists.
- That's religion.
- And then how to play bridge.
Well, I feel like if there's a snake wraps around you,
you're playing bridge wrong.
(Eddie laughs)
- Or very right we don't, I don't know how to play bridge.
- What are the first thing
in the article is like now common misconception
with bridge is that you don't have a giant snake wrapped
around you while you play it.
- Leave the snake at home.
- I'm going to go with how to respond to fundamentalists
because that seems to that sounds religious.
I am correct.
I when I'm the best I am great.
We're sorry.
This article is currently in quality review.
- That's fair.
- Too many snakes.
- There's no snakes in fundamentalism.
Everyone knows this.
Ooh.
- Oh
- That is a mouth for someone who has drawn.
- Where's the lips?
- Is it a shark human being?
Is it a hybrid shark man?
- Is that a fucking voldermort.
- And maybe he's like drawing his lips in
like it it's like his lips is over his teeth.
- But no they're clearly not though.
Cause you can see his teeth in the image.
- But that's like in the wrong image.
He got the tick in the cross.
So once like correct and incorrect.
- I mean yeah.
- I wonder it's like they teach you how to whistle.
- Ooh.
- Or how to shut the fuck up.
(all laughs)
How to stop talking.
(all laughs)
- How to stay in your fucking lane.
(all laughs)
If your mouth is open ,oh, oh.
- But I like it though it's like you go.
How to whistle, first of all
you don't still have your mouth open
because it was just like aah.
- Eeh
- Aah.
- Oh my fucking ears. All right, so we're going on
we're going for whistling are we?
- I guess so yeah.
- How to say some common phrases in Esperanto.
How to take action if a guy calls you ugly?
(Elliot laughs)
- Shut up no, don't say anything.
- How to convince people at school that you're a vampire.
- Ooh.
- It's gotta be that one.
- Don't share with the teeth gives big giveaway.
- And how to play an Alto saxophone.
I mean you do have to have your mouth closed.
If you just go.
Huhweh
- Aah.
- Aah, aah, aah.
- I think I'm gonna lean more towards
as funny as shutting the up is.
I think I'm going for vampire.
- I'm tempted to go vampire but I'm gonna be different
and go with sax.
- Okay, well we can only go for one.
So vampire.
It is not.
Its how to play the saxophone.
(all shouts)
- Eddie was right. - Holy shit.
What the fuck.
- What's happening there?
- Sit in chair..
- But he's not even sitting on it right,
he's sitting it wrong.
- This chair is not a sax don't blow this.
- What is happening?
- The image has gone.
It's been replaced.
- It's been replaced probably with this one.
I'm gonna guess.
So they've replaced them it no longer exists.
The world has been spared.
- Is this game made by wikiHow to correct their mistakes?
Huh?
- How?
- Is that a bond?
- It looks like a windup key.
- Where's it going?
- What's happening?
Okay, we've got how to be a spy.
How to pull an all-nighter.
How to cure a headache
without medication and how to support the arts.
- Not to be the headache.
- Oh, you don't have any ibuprofen lying around
well I'm sure instead you have
this weird incredibly specific device.
- I must know what it is.
- It is, it is yep.
Try trans-cranial magnetic stimulation.
- It's a magnet.
- Oh what!
- An alien is eating your brain.
(all laughs) - Oh.
- How to control your friend.
- My guess it's gonna be some bullshit.
Like how to convince people you're a robot.
- I wonder if this is another allegorical thing of like
yeah, being overly controlling of people.
- His pose and face isn't on.
- No, you can't do that.
- I'm voting it's something to do
with pretending you're a robot.
- Mind control in some way
like peer pressure slash mind control.
- How to explain lent to a child.
How to love.
- How to love.
(Elliot laughs)
- How to become a teen hacker.
- Your hacking the teen.
(Eddie laughs)
- How to make your boyfriend break up with you.
- Pretend you're a robot.
- Teen hacker does this mean literally you're hacking teens
'cause that's what's happening in this image.
- I'm going with teen hacker,
I'm all in on teen hacker.
- Teen hacker it is,
how to make your boyfriend break up with you.
Teen hacker was great though try to control him.
Yeah, it was about being manipulative,
stop obsessing over everything he does
tell him that he shouldn't wear
those shoes with those pants.
Just be abusive.
This article is horrible.
How to feel active during quarantine.
- Well, that what I'm doing.
- How to hail a taxi whilst bowling.
- His forms like his forms all the way down.
- I'd imagine a lot of these are traced
but off goblins, I assume.
- But also their celebrating,
but he hasn't done anything yeah.
- They just love, they fucking love it.
- I wonder if it's to do with like
being a supportive partner like,
you know, be into the same things they are
you know, whether--
- That's a good assumption yeah.
- He he's he's into bowling she's not or vice versa.
And it's like, just get into the stuff that they are.
- Yeah, honestly like I think Eddie is right.
- Yeah, I mean let's see what the options are.
Let's see how close that is.
- How to pretend to be a wizard?
- Yes a thousand percent that one.
- I will make this guy bowl.
- How to persuade a Christian to become an Atheist?
(all laughs)
- Look there's no way.
- If God's real explain this?
Explain bowling, explain how that gets televised.
It's boring as shit.
Alternatively, how to be a Christian leader.
And finally
and the one that I think confirms that its theory
how to show your husband that you love him.
Of course the real answer is touch him on his penis.
You know what not surprised.
I'm not even check the article.
- No we got it.
- Yeah, we got it.
- We know we'd been knew.
Oh my God.
- Oh.
- Oh, this is a party.
- First assumption is how to be the life of the party?
Or how would I get abducted?
- Well aliens.
- Like these two are running away
and this guy's like alien, hi!
- Take me.
- He's still calling the aliens.
(Eddie laughs)
- Oh no.
- How to avoid abduction with white nationalism.
Thoughts?
- How to join Hitler in heaven.
(all laughs)
- Oh, no Eddie.
- Fuck okay.
Eddie, his just revealed a lot about himself there.
(Eddie laughs) - Wow.
You're not allowed in the church every day.
- No, that's it you're done.
- What are the choices?
- How to be the type of nerd that girls love.
How to help save whales.
How to ask a girl to dance.
But more importantly
how to avoid uncomfortable conversations
about religion,
(all laughs)
such as where did Hitler end up?
- I mean dancing's an answer to most problems to be honest.
- Yeah, you can avoid a lot of uncomfortable situations
with dance.
- Tell me have you seen the doctor about that lump yet?
I'm going to assume you're dancing.
- Oh, I am dancing yet. What do you want me to do?
Tell you I'm dancing.
- We cannot see you.
- That's the thing.
(Eddie laughs)
- Shall we go with how to ask a girl to a dance.
- He's like dancing on his own first
in the hopes of just eventually getting to her maybe.
(inhales)
- It's not, it was it was how to help save whales
(all laughs)
fuck off.
- What? - Okay.
- Fuck off. - We nee to know.
- What?
- Host a community event including a dance party.
So that's where this was from.
- Yeah.
- And now it's been replaced with sad people.
Come on, everybody do the whale dance.
(Eddie howls)
- Then they all pretend to be dead.
- Just lay on a beach and slowly die.
- Ah yes, the new dance craze
- Lay down and gasp air until you die.
That's my favorite dance.
Oh Jesus woman.
- Look at them chompers.
(all laughs) (mumbles)
- That is where the eye is drawn and will remain.
I have to wish my vote is
that whatever it is it's about to.
- Maybe it's like how to break the ice.
How to talk to a date.
- Use you giant fucking teeth,
(Elliot laughs)
eat the ice.
Okay, how would it be honest
which we know it's not.
How to release endorphins.
How to be an educated man.
And how to act like royalty.
- Ooh.
- How to be an educated man wife
in this image he's like oh, a fine year.
Tastes of Oak and my balls.
- That's what I'm kind of imagining. He know about wine.
- Did you know wine is a liquid?
Oh, and that's my camera.
- Oh, oh.
- Oh stinky.
Are we gonna go with white educated or Royal?
- I'm gonna go with educated.
I feel like educated is kind of my best bet.
- I vote for royalty.
- I'm gonna go educate as well. And I was right.
I'm the best everyone else's garbage.
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Rest in peace Eddie.
- RIP
- Here I am boys I'm heaven.
Oh, look, look who is it?
- No. (all laughs) - Who is it Eddie?
(all laughs) - Not again.
- Its a well.
(all shouts)