>>> GOOD EVENING, I'M TARA HENRY, ARTISTIC DIRECTOR HERE AT
THE BRAND NEW ALBIE DURBERRY THEATER.
[ APPLAUSE ] THIS IS ALL POSSIBLE THANKS TO
ONE INCREDIBLY GENEROUS DONOR WHO JOINS US THIS EVENING, MR.
ALBIE DURBERRY WHO TURNED 106 YEARS YOUNG THIS MONTH.
[ APPLAUSE ] I KNOW LEAVING YOUR HOUSE IS
QUITE AN ORDEAL, SIR. AND WE ARE SO GRATEFUL FOR THE
EFFORT BOTH YOU AND YOUR NURSE KEELY PUT IN TO JOIN US.
>> HE WANTED TO SAY SOMETHING? >> FOR THE AMOUNT OF MONEY I
SPENT, THIS PLAY BETTER BE GOOD. >> HA, HA, HA.
[ APPLAUSE ] >> AND NOW THE WORLD PREMIER OF
"THE RAINSTORM." >> THE TRAIN WAS A ZOO.
I ALMOST DIDN'T GET A SEAT. >> UH-HUH.
>> AND HOW WAS YOUR DAY? >> QUIET.
>> KEELY! WHAT'S THIS PLAY ABOUT?
>> SHH. WE'LL FIND OUT.
>> WONDERFUL. ANOTHER EVENING OF GENEVIEVE IN
A MELANCHOLY HAZE. WHAT IS IT NOW DARLING?
>> JUST LEAVE ME ALONE JACK. >> KEELY, I CAN'T HEAR THEM.
>> ALL YOU EVER DO ANYMORE IS CRY.
>> WHAT? >> WHY COULDN'T YOU BE A HAPPY
DRUNK? >> WHO?
>> SHH. >> WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO
MEAN? >> I -- I'M SORRY.
[ BEEPING ] >> IT'S TIME FOR YOUR YOGURT.
>> NOW? I HATE THAT
HORRID PASTE. >> ALBIE.
>> YOU'RE ANGRY. I'M JEALOUS.
>> NO. YOU FEEL SOMETHING.
>> NO. AND LATELY I FEEL NOTHING.
>> NO. MY LIFE HAS BECOME AS GRAY AS --
>> NO. I HATE IT!
I'M NOT AN INFANT! KEELY!
I CAN FEED MYSELF! >> NO, YOU MAKE A MESS.
>> I HATE IT! I HATE IT!
>> I'M SO SORRY, SIR. SORRY FOR DISTURBING YOU.
>> YEAH. VERY MUCH.
>> THERE, THERE, CHEER UP. DANCE WITH ME, GENEVIEVE, LIKE
WE USED TO. GOD, IT FEELS LIKE YESTERDAY.
[ HUMMING ] >> I NEED TO DISINFECT YOUR
CHAIR. >> MAKE IT QUICK, KEELY, I WANT
TO ENJOY THE PLAY. >> DISINFECTING.
>> COME TO BED WITH ME. COME TO BED WITH --
>> AH, AH! >> COME TO BED WITH ME.
>> I HAVEN'T TOUCHED YOU IN SO LONG.
>> I CAN'T. >> CHRIST, GENEVIEVE, YOU ARE MY
WIFE. >> WELL WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO
DO? >> CHANGE MEDICAL STOCKINGS.
>> KEELY, YOU'LL MAKE A SCENE. NO, DON'T CHANGE MY SOCKS.
>> MR. DURBERRY I NEED TO CHANGE YOUR THERAPEUTIC SOCKS.
>> NOT NOW, YOU'LL MAKE A SCENE. OW!
NO. >> HUSH UP.
OR YOU WON'T GET YOUR CARAMEL CANDY AFTER SUPPER.
>> NO NOT MY CARAMEL, KEELY! KEELY!
>> JACK ISN'T A BAD MAN. HE PROVIDES.
HE'S KIND, MOST NIGHTS. >> NO, NO!
>> FAITHFUL. I THINK.
>> NO, NO! >> AND HE'D BE A WONDERFUL
FATHER BUT I DON'T -- >> NO NO!
>> I DON'T LOVE HIM. >> I'VE NEVER SAID THAT BEFORE.
>> CAN YOU HOLD HIS TOES STILL? >> I'D RATHER NOT.
BUT OKAY. >> WHO ARE YOU?
KEELY, WHO IS THIS MAN ATTACKING ME?
YOU'RE ATTACKING ME. >> I NEED TO LEAVE.
GOODBYE. GOODBYE, YOU CRAZY MAN.
>> NO! >> COME WITH ME, KEELY!
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ] >> OH I'M SORRY.
SORRY. >> COME ON, MAN, WE'RE TRYING TO
DO A PLAY UP HERE. WHAT THE HECK?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪♪♪