♪ (upbeat theme music) ♪
- "Angry Red Button"?
- "Angry Red Button."
- I'm guessing that I should press the angry red button.
- One of my favorite things to do is hit buttons,
so I feel like this game's gonna be pretty all right.
- It looks so seemingly simple, which usually means it's not.
- Is it just me pressing a red button?
'Cause I feel like that would make me angry.
- Start.
- "Chapter 1," all right.
- "A New Start."
- "Good morning!" Hey, button.
- Do I press "good morning"? I'm gonna press "good morning."
- "Hello."
- "'Sup?"
- Not even gonna say hi to me?
- "It's Friday, last day at work, guys."
I like how this guy's super positive and spontaneous.
- "Woohoo!" Yellow button. I hope this is the entire game.
- "Woohoo!"
"Yeah."
- Still don't like you, Angry Red Button. What's your deal?
- Red Button is kinda introverted.
- This bitch, dot dot dot. All right.
"Hey, Red. Are you all right?"
- I'd be better if I knew what was going on.
- "Are you all right?"
The pessimist of the group, man.
- "A bit tired."
"Everybody always pushing me." Okay.
- "See. The day just began.
And I'm already the one everyone wants to click."
- "It always happens every time. Again."
Just shut up, bro.
- This is getting depressing really quickly.
- "And again and again and again...
and FREAKING AGAIN!"
- "But this destiny is mine..." dot dot dot.
"And..." dot dot dot, "I have to live with it."
- Dot dot dot.
- Dotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdotdot.
- Okay. All right. All right, okay.
Dot-dot-dot-dot all around.
- "Hey, you know what?
You could just leave."
- "Yeah, yeah! Nobody's watching."
What? I'm right here, guys. Screw you.
- "Really?" "Bro, we got your back."
- "Let's go, Red. You deserve it."
"For shizzle!"
- "Just do it!"
- Are they peer-pressuring this red button to do whatever?
"We won't say a thing." "Do it." Yeah, it is peer pressure.
- "Okay, I'm doing it."
Oh shit, he bounced. Oh, he wasn't playing.
- "Okay, I'm doing it."
Where's he going?
- All right, so he just gets up and leaves?
- "Goodbye, my friends."
"Goodbye, Red."
- "Take care." "See ya, bro."
- Damn, savage. Just left the keyboard.
- Is he gonna go on an adventure or something?
- How would he just get up and leave? I don't understand.
- "Broken Dreams," "Chapter 2," okay.
The positivity's just amazing.
- "Finally I can rest." Not really.
- Okay. Well, now it's sleeping.
- This is... "Zzzzzzz."
- "Zzzzzz... hmm?
Who's there?"
- "Who's there? Oh, it's you.
Can't you see I'm sleeping? So you're blind?" No, man.
- "So you're blind?" No, I'm just pissed off at you.
- "Can't you see I'm sleeping?"
Well, yeah, but I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
I'm not--
Man, this is a mean button.
- "Don't get me mad."
What are you gonna do? You're on a computer screen.
"ARE YOU DUMB?" YES!
- "Pushing buttons like an idiot?
'Cause that's what you are."
Bro, hey, you need to chill, square up.
- "'Cause that's what you are, an idiot."
I feel so insulted.
- I'm a stupid idiot.
- "A stupid..." whoa, "retarded human."
Well, you're just a stupid button!
- (snickering) "An idiot."
"A stupid... retarded human
with no life... no brain... and nosy fingers."
- "Would you stop?" No, now you made me mad.
"YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN PUT YOUR FINGER?"
- "You know where you can put your finger?"
Oh no.
- "You know where you can put your finger?"
Up yours! (laughs)
"YEAH, RIGHT THERE!" Woo!
- "I hate you." I hate you too!
- "Okay, well... let's see if you're that good."
Oh, I am. Trust me.
- He's getting tricky. I'm gonna get him though.
- I'ma catch you. No. Mm-mm.
Come back. Come back. Come back.
- It's going pretty fast. Oh shit.
All right, I got to get that kill shot.
- Nope. Nope.
(softly) Yes! Okay.
This is ridiculous.
- I'm hoping it'll just come into the crossfire of my mouse.
- Yeah! Oh! Dang it!
- Can't even catch up to it anymore. (chuckles)
- No.
- This button should be an Olympic athlete, jeez.
"That was easy." Maybe for you!
(rapid clicking)
(scoffs) "That was easy."
Oh my-- this red button, I swear.
I swear. That was not easy.
- "But hard for a primate like you.
Yeah, you heard!" Gets all in your face.
- (mockingly) "I'm a super high-tech material."
You're a stupid button.
(chuckling) "I'm immortal and you're not."
Until I punch through you.
- "In fact, you should worship me. Stop pushing me.
You need special permission to do that."
- "I'm celestial.
And you're sh--" whoa, bro.
0 to 100. What the hell was that?
"I just want a bit of rest, and you stupid asshole...
you broke that dream."
- I broke what dream?
- "I hate everything."
(grumpily) Well, so do I. It's called being a teenager.
(rapid clicking) - I'm not even gonna
read your stupid comments anymore.
I'm just gonna keep pressing you until you explode.
- I don't want to say that.
The red button's done, basically.
Well, I'm done too. But I don't quit.
- "Chapter 3: Catch Me."
- "So you think you can fly?"
- "Try to catch me." Again?
- Oh no. Stop moving.
- Okay. "And now?"
(overwhelmed) Oh god.
It's like when you hold magnets close to each other,
and it's going the opposite-- oh, shit.
- Trying to stay in the same spot again,
but I don't know if it's doing the same thing.
- Oh, this is annoying.
Oh, it's red. Woo! He's blending in.
- Got to get close to him.
Got to cut off the corner.
Oh, damn.
- Is my mouse actually affecting any part of this game right now?
I really can't tell.
I feel like it is, but I also--
Oh, sh-- oh, all right. (chuckles)
Can't even see the damn thing with the background.
- (takes a deep breath) I can do this.
- (growls in frustration)
♪ (synthesizer music) ♪
- Aha.
Oh, he's slowing down. He's sad and resigned.
- "Crap. I know a place you won't dare go."
I'm gonna still end up going there.
(snickers) No.
I can't.
- "I know a place you won't dare go."
Oh sh-- all right. That's a little...
- Oh. Ugh. (disgusted) Mm.
- Ew.
- I don't want to even press him now. This is gross.
- Very interesting. Hopefully you don't move anymore.
- (gasps) No.
- No. I don't want to drag it that way.
- (chuckling in disgust)
What is the point?
- (laughs)
- Guys, the game is winning. Okay.
- Okay. I did it.
- Ew.
Ah, eh, ew.
I don't want to touch that shit no more.
(amused) "You nasty son of a bitch!"
- "Even here, you won't stop clicking."
- "Now go away. It's impossible to find me."
- Like, I can't find a red button.
- "Now go away. It's impossible to find me here."
I found you.
- Okay, I already see you.
- (to himself) Oh god.
Aha!
"Crap." You thought you could hide.
- I'll just wait until my cursor turns into a finger.
There you are.
- No, man, you're fucking red, you idiot.
You're a dumb ass, bro. Honestly, you deserve to get clicked.
- Okay. Onto Chapter 4.
- I want to just fight him.
- "Chapter 4: Chocolate Chips."
♪ (mellow funk music) ♪
Dot dot dot.
- "Why don't you go play outside?
I'm sure you're fat."
- "I'm sure you're fat."
I am... average.
- "'Cause you prefer harassing people..."
- All fat people harass people?
Oh, "than go play outside." All right.
- This button has problems.
This button needs to get a support group and get some friends.
- "350 pounds?" Oh, close. 355.
- "You're definitely fat."
This is a mean button.
- You're definitely a stupid inanimate object.
- "Hey. Fatty fatty?"
No, I don't want a cookie.
- Hell yeah, I want a cookie. I'm hungry right now.
- I don't deserve it. Why not?
(amused) "Banzai!"
(game chimes)
"Who dares trespass on my counter--"
Am I getting points?
Is the button gonna get mad at me?
- "Hi, I'm Red."
"Oh, you're not looking great, my friend."
- "Yeah, it's that guy over there."
Oh, he's getting more inanimate objects to fight me.
- Are they gonna team up on me?
- "That fatty right there." Oh my god!
This is so-- this is terrible.
- I swear, I'm gonna punch this computer screen.
- "Hey, fool!" Oh my god.
- "Stop pushing my friend."
- "Pick on someone your own size."
I will, big cookie. Come fight me, biatch.
- "Yeah, biatch!"
- "Leave us alone." They ARE in love. This is great.
"Banzai!" Oh my god.
(cookies rattle)
- (whispers) No.
- Oh shit. Squad up or what?
- (whimpering)
- I feel bad. I'm, like, murdering these cookies.
"Ouch"? Who's saying "ouch"?
- (fiercely) I will break all your cookie friends!
You will have no one!
- I just have to kill all the cookies.
- Yo, how many cookies you have in here? Damn.
(cookies crumbling rapidly)
- Feel like I'm getting all my stress and anger out right now.
(cookies crumbling rapidly)
(in game: infuriated scream) - "ENOUGH!!!"
Oh. He looks mad.
(in game: infuriated scream) - (laughs) "ENOUGH!"
(in game: infuriated scream)
- Oh.
(in game: infuriated scream)
- Shit. "Enough!"
- We're gonna have a duel eventually.
Here it is, "Fight Back." Bring it on.
- "Fight Back"! Round one.
- "Push me again, and you'll see what happens."
All right, bro. Let's get it.
- (gruff voice) "Here's the consequences of your act."
(high-pitched) Beep.
(saw buzzing) (screams)
- (gasps deeply)
- These consequences are awful.
- Oh shit.
(chop!) Oh, my finger.
Oh, he wants to fight now.
- What the f-- I don't want to do this.
He's trying to chop off my finger.
(chop!) Aah! Dah! Just the sound.
(chop!) - What happened? Did I get hurt?
Oh, so I can get hurt by the saws?
- (chuckles fiendishly)
Uh-oh.
(chop!)
(chop!) Okay.
- There's no way to press it without hitting the saw.
- I just can't hit the edges.
- I'm gonna die. I already know it. (chop!)
- This is hard.
- There's only one time when they're completely sep--
(chop!)
I see the hand come up, which means I can press it.
(chop!)
- Apparently I failed.
(chop!)
Chopped!
What's up now, right? What's up? Let's get it.
(saw whirring)
(chop!)
- I failed.
I had it in the beginning. With one, it's easier.
- Aha!
- That's easier.
Oh, okay.
(saws buzzing)
- This is stressful.
- I'm like more than halfway dead.
But I can do it.
- I'm glad this doesn't have a timer,
'cause I'm really bad at timed games like this.
- In the middle.
Oh, I'm tripping out right now.
(distorted buzzing) - What the? All right.
Okay, this is like an acid trip now?
(distorted buzzing) - Ugh!!!
Gonna have, like, a seizure.
- My eyes, though. Oh my god.
(buzzing gets faster, warped)
- This feels like a banned episode of Pokémon.
(blades chiming) - Woo!
Suck on that, ya stupid button.
- I can't see anything.
- Gonna pass out.
(blades clinging rapidly) (chop!)
- (wryly) Really?
- (whimpers)
(rapid-fire clanging and chopping)
♪ (fighting theme) ♪ - (announcer) Fight.
- Oh, we're playing, like, Mortal Kombat?
- Oh. And now it's a beach.
- (announcer) Fight.
- Oh! Loving the battle music.
- How do I Hadouken?
- I don't understand what's happening.
- It's on fire.
- He's furious.
- Do I just got to avoid him when he's on fire?
- Oh, when it's on fire, I can't press it. It hurts me.
- That's when it's like Super Saiyan. Okay.
(punches landing) - Yes.
- It sets on fire too much, like, too quickly.
(loud wallops)
- I'm just moving my mouse and clicking as often as I can.
- (straining) Oh, stupid button.
(in game: echoing yell) Oh, he's done! Kill him!!
- So close.
(in game: echoing yell) I did it, right? I killed him?
- (announcer) You win. - Yeah.
(in game: echoing yell)
- (announcer) You win. - Is that good?
Yes!
- I think there's one more.
(in game: echoing yell) Yay!
- Woo! - (announcer) You win.
- Knockout.
- Call me fat again, bitch.
- Haha, I win.
"Oh no! Red button is dead!" (feigning interest) Oh.
- "Red button is dead." That's right.
- Is there more?
There's more.
- "Malfunction." Now he's a hockey puck?
- I just want to get away from this red button.
- Bro, he's dead. We're still fucking with him. That's fucked up.
Oh, he's dead. We're playing with a dead body right now.
- Now I feel bad.
- That's kinda mean.
- I'll just tap it in, tap it in.
(button rattles) There we go.
(game blips) Pong!
- Oh, shoot.
- Hit him with the boom, upper bounce.
Woo!
- I am Bread, button-style. You is toast, son.
- Um...
(toaster lever clicks)
- This is just mean. I'm frying this guy's body up.
- This is making me seem like I'm such an awful person.
- (laughs dismissively) This is just...
Heh. Sure.
I'll go along with it. We'll pretend.
All right. "The end." Cool.
♪ (mournful aria) ♪ Oh. So sad.
- You had a good shot, Red.
- He looks like a bloodied up marshmallow.
- I feel so bad. (chuckles slightly)
♪ (aria continues) ♪
- Ebutton, 1.99?
- I'd be sad too if my net worth was less than two dollars.
- Should I go press this one? I'll start the fight again.
(gruffly) "Angry Red Button."
- So it's over? So I finished it.
- That's it. We're back in business.
See? He was replaceable. Easy.
Wow, that game was actually really fun.
- There was character depth and emotion. It was nice.
- That was a blast.
Kind of a dick though.
- I didn't like it.
It's just, like, sad.
- I don't understand. Like, why was he so angry?
What ever happened to you to make you so mad
that you had to go call me fat? That was so rude.
- I feel bad for killing the red button.
But, I mean, it's the red button's fault anyways.
It shouldn't have left the keyboard.
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- Later, guys. Go push some buttons for me.
♪ (old-school video game music) ♪