- Listen up gatos, we are doing a Try Not To Eat!
- Puss In Boots. - Mmm.
- Ooh. - Fear me, if you dare.
- The best movie that's come out in the last five years
is the new Puss In Boots.
- When he's given milk, and he drinks it,
he's all like oh.
- (PvF) How are you feeling? - Uh, nervous.
(Chris laughs)
- I know the name of the show is Try Not To Eat.
I've been here for a year and a half.
I know that, I don't care.
If it's food in front of me, I'm gonna eat it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead and bring those over here.
- Does he wear it like this? (PvF laughs)
Does he wear it like this? - The shorter one, no.
- (Puss) Listen doctor.
- Oh, when he did a throwback?
- God, I see that cat on screen, it does things to me.
(Ash laughs)
- (Puss) Do you know a good place to get some gazpacho?
- Gazpacho.
- (both) Gazpacho.
- Ooh! - (PvF) Gazpacho!
- Oh, it's just gazpacho!
- What the heck? - What the heck?
- (PvF) Our fear-defying feline friend can't get enough of it,
and neither will you.
We've created the perfect gazpacho to help you beat the heat
on those scorching summer days.
- It smells so good. - Wow!
- I think soup is like, you know, a perfect food.
- It really is.
- I would eat soup every day of my life.
- Have you never had gazpacho?
- I've never had gazpacho.
- I smell this, I just... - Gazpacho!
- It looks like a nacho cheese salad.
- I've never had gazpacho before.
- Really? - (PvF) Really?
- I didn't get into soups until recently.
- Oh. - It's purr-r-r-r-r-fect.
- Are you gonna do it?
- I'm so tempted, it does smell so good!
- I haven't ever looked at a soup that I haven't wanted to eat.
- It smells really fresh though. - It really does.
- It smells like a salad. - Like, peppers, and...
- Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna go for it, yeah.
(buzzer)
- It's so good. - So...
(buzzer) Bon appetit?
- Mmm. - Yeah?
Maybe, I don't know. - Oh, it's so wonderful!
- It smells like... - Peppers, onions, tomatoes.
- Mm-hmm, like salsa almost? - Yeah!
- I'm telling you, I literally drink salsa like it's nothing.
It's like a drink for me.
- Yeah, this is delightful. (buzzer)
- Dude, I don't know, I think I'm not eating this.
- I don't think so either. - Damn.
- You've never had gazpacho, this is your opportunity,
I'm looking you in the eyes, and I'm telling you that it's good.
- Hmm. Okay!
(buzzer) - I love cold soup.
I love hot soup. I love medium temperature soup.
You give me an Italian wedding soup. - Ooh!
- I can see why Puss likes this dish. - Oh wow!
- This is my first time passing on the first thing though.
- You're learning how to pick and choose your battles.
- If you had just came back from the dead,
and you wanted a food, what would it be?
- It could just be an In-N-Out Burger.
Quick, it's convenient, it's cheap.
I don't know how much money I lost when I was dead.
- Oh, that's right, we...
(PvF laughs)
- Handful of popcorn and a swig of Diet Pepsi.
I think that... - Diet Pepsi?
- Yeah. - Ugh, Diet Coke!
- You know? - We might just win this one.
- Yes! - Hmm.
- Wait, what happens when you win?
- (laughs) We get a prize.
♪ (tense music) ♪
- Pie! - Oh my God, it's the big guy!
- Oh, pie! (claps)
- Oh! - Ooh!
- The pies!
- Ugh, this character really irritates me.
- I hate how he just like... - Yeah.
- Oh, that thumb.
- We're gonna get a thumb in our pie.
I'm calling it right now. (Trevor laughs)
♪ (tense music) ♪
- (Jack) Delicious. - Delicious!
- Delicious.
- If you lose, you keep going. - Right?
- (Izzy) Yeah.
- Is it a giant...
- Oh! - Oh, there's a thumb in there!
- Okay, oh, oh, there's a thumb. - I called it!
- Oh!
- That was a jump scare!
- I don't even wanna eat it!
- (PvF) Little Jack Horner sat in a corner,
eating a Christmas pie, he put in his thumb,
and pulled out a plump, and said what a good boy am I.
- Not often that I'm turned off by a pie.
I'm turned off by this pie.
- It looks so real! - Oh, kiss it.
- Should... (laughs)
- Ew! - A full thumb!
- There you go.
- (laughs) Ah! - Now you gotta lick it!
Like he does! - No, but that would be eating it.
I haven't decided!
(Izzy screams) - Nicole, oh my God.
- Sorry, it's, I know you think I'm being dramatic,
but I swear to God, that was the most unsettling thing to look at.
- I haven't decided if I want to sacrifice another bite.
I love pie, I've got such a big sweet tooth.
- He put in his thumb and pulled out a whole other thumb.
(laughs)
- I was gonna do it, and then I saw this thumb.
- You saw the thumb! - And I might not do it anymore!
- Historically, I'm not a fan of pie, but I love plumbs,
so those almost cancel each other out.
- It's the swollen thumb of Jack Horner.
- Ooh! - Bro.
- That smells really fantastic. - Bro.
- They hold a special place in my heart,
and now I've got a thumb covered in plumb,
and a pie taunting me.
- So would you give it a thumbs down?
- I have to, I have to, I have to!
Put my thumb in, right?
When's the last time you put a thumb in a pie?
I'll put it like this.
- Put it in the middle, my boy. Don't even play games.
Ooh!
(buzzer)
- I pronounce this pie delicious!
- I'm going right for the, sort of, the fillet of the pie here,
right in the middle. - (Ash) Mm-hmm.
- But then, what I am gonna do, here's the technology,
is that you then go in for a piece of the crispy crust,
out here on the edge, yeah. - There we go.
(buzzer)
- (PvF) Eat the pie!
- Can I smell it too? - Yeah, okay.
(buzzer)
All you gotta do is tell me to do it,
and I was like yeah, okay!
- Oy, oy, oy! - (Jair) Yep.
- Mmm! (Jair laughs)
- I'll do the Trevor way. - Yeah, it's good, it's good, mm-hmm.
(buzzer)
I love that we have plates. - Mmm!
Yeah! - We're just going in.
- Oh wow. - You know what, that Jack Horner,
he was a villain, but he had something going on there.
(laughs)
- Well there is this like, viral tweet
that was like what's a character in a movie
that was just having the worst day ever,
but looked so hot doing it?
And then my answer to that was Puss In Boots.
- That's not for me, my boy.
Oh [censored]! Benny, you're wrong for that!
- (PvF) Do you wanna stick your thumb in a pie?
- (gasps) Yeah!
Ugh! - Aww, pull out a plumb!
- (Bear) Something's cooking!
(Bear laughs)
- (Bear) No!
- Oh, is this gonna be a porridge of some sort?
- Ooh, porridge?
- I knew it was the porridge.
I am not folding at all!
- Yeah, yeah, I'm good with the porridge.
I don't really do porridge.
- Do you believe that a porridge is a soup?
- I think it's its own category.
- (Bear) Look Goldie, porridge.
- Porridge! - Porridge!
- I love these characters, they're so cute.
- I do, I know, the bears. - Yeah.
- Do you think we're gonna get the just right version?
Or the too hot or the too cold?
- Oh. - It's not too hot, not too cold.
- Is it not good for humans? - Oh.
- Woah! - Cute!
- (Trevor) With the fresh berries!?
- Oh.
- Oh, there's like a little honey situation?
- Heck no.
- (PvF) A favorite of Goldie and the Three Bears,
we've got a bowl of porridge and honey,
topped with all their favorites, that's just right.
- This is like all the classics of like good oatmeal!
- It's just right.
- The fruit, the brown sugar, now the honey!
- Aww. - Would you look at that.
That's so satisfying.
- Ooh, it's the little thing from commercials with the bee!
- Whatever this is called!
- That honey drizzle?
- Oh, I'm not turning down frickin' oatmeal, porridge.
- I never understood,
they had it in the Cheerio commercial when I was a kid.
- Yeah! - That bee, also attractive.
From the Cheerio box.
- If I owned this, I would put this on everything,
just to like raise it up and just...
- This is nice to just like... (buzzer)
Just mix around, to even like drizzle.
- You know what I'm doing right now?
I'm scooping out all the fresh berries.
- Why, they're so nice and warm and lovely with the honey.
- No, that's what I'm... I'm doing it to eat them.
- Oh, I see, I see. - And not get the oats.
(buzzer)
- Mmm!
- I've eaten this the last seven days in a row.
- Mmm.
- (PvF) She's gonna be done with her bowl of porridge
before you've even started.
- Alright, here we go! Well, you gotta mix it around.
(buzzer)
- I'm not a huge oatmeal bro. - I'm not at all.
I literally am eating it for my fiber.
- Surprised that I did fold on this, 'cause I don't like mushy food.
- Yeah? - Miss me with mashed potatoes.
- Woah, huh? - Mm-mm.
- Mmm, mmm, mmm!
- Mmm-mmm! - Yeah, that bite was worth it.
- Mmm!
- Damn!
- Don't you fold, Benny, don't you fold.
- Passing! - Pass it.
- Goldie and the Three Bears, honestly, that made me like so sad,
'cause she just wanted a family. - Oh yeah!
- Wow, wow! - We are passing.
- What has gotten into us?
Pass, pass! - Bro, we are just...
- God, y'all are unbearable. (laughs)
I don't need to make a wish, be-claws I already have a family.
(record scratches)
- (Goldie) Listen up, we want some grub,
and our order better be just right!
- Ooh. - Ooh, I don't remember this.
- What is this from?
- Oh, we're breaking the fourth wall here.
- Oh, it's the commercial!
- Oh. - Ooh.
- Ooh, that looks good.
- I'm gonna eat that, yep! - Woah!
- There's my popcorn I was talking about!
- Oh, we're getting popcorn?
- (Goldie) Just right.
- I love that whole just right thing.
- Me too, me too, me too. - That's so cute.
And they always just plug it in all throughout.
- I love it!
- Oh my God!
(Ash whimpers) Oh.
- Yeah, I'm folding. I'm folding like a bag of chips.
- (PvF) Really?
We've got the perfect mix of popcorn with butter, soda,
deep-fried nachos with white queso and salsa,
chili cheese dogs, and gummies, but only the red and green ones.
- This is so cute!
- I'm sweating.
- Confirm if this is diet or regular?
- (PvF) It's regular.
- It's regular, oh! - I'll drink that!
(buzzer) - (PvF) Oh.
- I'm fold...
- (whispers) It's regular. - It's regular!?
- I haven't had a Coke in so long, I've been drinking Diet Pepsi.
- Eat of these counts as a different thing,
so each bite is... (buzzer)
Wow! Tore immediately.
- Oh, Nicole. Oh, Nicole, my heart.
- God, I ate so much gazpacho, that like, I'm definitely feeling full
and looking at all this is making me like ugh.
- I eat the snacks before I even watch the movie.
- Yes, we're sitting there during the trailers,
and by the time Nicole Kidman walks into her puddle,
and we're all applauding,
we're like oh no, our popcorn's half gone!
- Oh my God!
It's the like sword that the cat uses.
- The sword gummy bears. - Yeah, those are cute.
- It's awesome.
- Dude, I'll do this for us. Come on, you can...
- Actually, I can fold with you. - (laughs) What, what?
- (PvF) What?
- Ugh, 'cause I really wanna eat the popcorn.
I really wanna eat the popcorn.
- I'm saying.
It's good Coke, that's all I'm saying, it's cold.
- Alright, fine, I'll have some popcorn.
(buzzer)
Mmm!
- Ooh!
♪ (Izzy hums) ♪
- You put Coke, chili cheese dog, popcorn and nachos in front of me?
I'm gonna pass.
- Wow! - (PvF) Wow!
- Oh, I'm so happy!
- This texture. - Bro, with that!
And then the... - And then you hit it with the...
- Bro! - And then you...
- Screw it.
Mmm, mmm. (laughs) (buzzer)
- Damn, it took you long enough.
- Now that I talk about it, it sounds amazing, does it not?
(buzzer)
- Oh yeah, he took a big bite too! My boy!
Let's get the buttery bits. Yeah!
- (PvF) Are you worried about the punishment?
- Uh-uh.
- Benny, I'm so glad that you are my partner for this.
There you go. - Ooh! (laughs)
- Yeah!
- What's your favorite movie theater snack/concession?
- Here's the thing. - Yeah, okay.
- You're looking at it.
- You sure you want...
No no no, no no no, no no no, we're in it to win it.
- We?
- (Perrito) Hey Puss, I found a sandwich in here!
I think it's tuna fish. - (Puss) Drive, Perrito!
- I think it's tuna fish.
- Oh. - There's your sandwich.
- Tuna sandwich?
- (laughs) Like this dramatic, this dramatic journey.
- I love how he has that bag of all of his magic.
- All the magic stuff!
- Oh my gosh! (laughs) - His face irritates me!
- Oh. - He's so cute!
- He's so cute.
- Perrito, oh my God! - (laughs) Not the sandwich!
- Ooh, it's a tuna melt! - Tuna melt, okay.
- (PvF) Perrito's found us a sandwich, but not just any sandwich,
a warm and cheesy tuna melt on a freshly baked ciabatta.
- The melt is doing something for me.
I'm, like a cold tuna sandwich, I would be just,
I would not be into it a lot. - You'd be out?
- Hmm. - I'm okay, Perrito, I love you!
- I'll eat tuna raw, but like tuna sandwiches,
I don't really like them.
- I also love warm food, so it being warm,
the popcorn being warm, the gazpacho being cold,
that's why I was hesitant.
- Well shoot, I... - I do love tuna sandwiches.
That's all I'm gonna say, I don't know what else.
(both laugh)
- You are struggling right now!
- Yeah, I, you do what you need to do, okay?
I'm in turmoil right now. (buzzer)
Wow.
- I've never seen you like this. - I'm feeling lightheaded.
- Mmm, warm tomatoes though. (buzzer)
This is a melt.
Oh, I just licked my finger!
Son of a biscuit! - Hey-o!
(bread crackles) - So I gotta be careful, ooh.
- Ooh, did you hear that?
Mmm, okay, okay, okay. (buzzer)
- Well, I'm gonna eat some bread.
(Ash laughs)
- Let me just test the waters and just rip it open.
- You gotta, oh, right?
- Be a good sport!
- I'm being a good sport, I just really am not a tuna guy.
It's a good sandwich. It's a good sandwich.
- (Ash) Oh, is it?
- Do it, do it, do it, do it. - I don't want...
- Do it, do it, do it. Yes!
- Pass.
- Thank you.
- (PvF) Well that is it, that is our challenge.
- ♪ Fun ♪ - Fun!
- (PvF) Well congratulations Jair!
(Benison claps)
- Impressive, to say the least!
- (PvF) You were able to avoid some delicious dishes,
and for that, we've got a Puss In Boots worthy feast.
- (Puss) Welcome to my fiesta!
- Yeah!
- This is how the movie starts, huh?
- Oh my gosh, we're gonna get like...
- Do we get the song? - Fiesta food.
- Ooh! Leche!
- Spanish party food.
I'm calling it right now! - Spanish, no, no!
- Oh my goodness.
- People of Delmar! (both laugh)
- Is it money? (laughs)
- Do we get solid gold coins? - Oh, are we getting money?
- Oh my God, I love churros! (Chris gasps)
- Come on! - Catnip too?
- That is so funny.
- (laughs) And the leche.
- (PvF) From the town of Delmar, we've got a true Spanish feast
that any cat would love.
Tin fish with crostini, migas with some legal catnip,
a delicious churro, treasure chest,
and some perfectly aged leche.
Oh, and a beautiful golden egg that'll make you purr with delight.
- Yeah, the churro looks fire, you gotta dip it in that chocolate.
Oh no, you don't like sweets! - I don't like sweets!
Mmm, but I do love a good churro.
- Ooh! - Mmm.
- These are solid gold coins, and I don't get to take any of them.
- Want me to sprinkle some dank dank in there?
- Go for it, bro. Mmm.
- Ah, that's really mean. - No!
(Izzy whimpers) No!
- (PvF) How do you feel?
- I want that chili cheese dog. (laughs)
- Man, I bet there's cute little milk in here too.
- Dang, you gotta put your back into that.
- Break that jawn! - Dang!
- (PvF) It's chocolate. - Oh! (laughs)
That was so satisfying! What's in there?
- No leche for you! - No, I've been a good cat! (laughs)
- Benny, I'm telling you.
If Nicole's willing to bring that popcorn back,
I will suffer with you, my boy.
- Yeah, let's do that. Are we allowed to do that?
Let's do that, let's do that.
- No problem. - Bring that back, bring that back!
- I think the popcorn was worth it.
- Yep. - Yo!
- Yeah!
We about to be living right here. (buzzer)
Mmm! Mmm, mmm-mmm, mmm.
- It makes me wanna eat it again.
Ooh.
- Mm-hmm!
- (PvF) Unfortunately, Trevor, Ash, Chris, Izzy, Benison,
and you too, Jair. (Benison laughs)
You were all tempted, and for that, you must suffer the consequences.
- Mm.
- (Sean) You're watching Hot Ones.
It's the show with hot questions and even hotter wings.
- Oh no, what, why are we going, oh, he did a Hot Ones?
- Wait, they have an episode together?
- Wait. - You gotta be kitten me right meow.
- No.
- I'm already sweating, dude.
- No!
- This isn't from the movie!
- I used to work at Complex, and this is like,
this stuff is real dude, this guy does this all the time.
- If I were Sean Evans, I wouldn't do that to Puss In Boots.
- I wanna know how the man, Sean Evans,
keeps coming back to do this with different people.
- (Puss) Leche please!
- Leche please! - Leche please!
- It's not even a flat! It's a drumstick!
- Yeah, this is the hottest one.
This is the exact one they gave him.
- Certain Death?
- (PvF) You're joining Puss In Boots on Hot Ones,
and we've got El Gato's Certain Death,
easily one of the hottest sauces on the menu for you,
but be warned, there's no leche to help it go down.
- If anyone could feel my head right now,
it's just like sweating and so cold.
- No, it says Certain Death! I'm gonna die!
- (babbles) So how does this... I have to take five bites?
- Yeah.
- (PvF) Jair has joined you with two bites of the punishment
for eating both the prize and the hot dog.
- That's cool. - Alright.
- Ready? - Ready.
- Three, two, one.
- (PvF) Wow, that was a big bite, Benny.
- I'm gonna make sure that I do this right, because I...
- (Ash) Oh my God, you... - (Trevor) What?
- It touched my lips. - Oh no, oh no!
- Alright, second bite. - Oh no!
- Too much sauce on here.
(Ash laughs)
- That's, oh no!
- Immediate. - Oh, oh no!
- [Censored], frickin'.
- I feel like in the spirit of the punishment,
I have to have a little bit of Da Bomb in every bite, so...
- Woo! - Really, from the top?
- Woo! - From the top?
- Make it drop! - Make it drop!
- (both) That's some...
- This is definitely one of the spiciest things I've ever...
- Ugh!
- Ooh!
(Chris laughs) Woo!
- No!
- Oh no! This is not good!
- Ugh!
(Izzy screams)
- Oh no. - Oh [censored], freaking hell!
- Oh my God, oh my, no, no! Okay, okay, okay, ah, ah, two.
- Mm. - It was on my lip.
Oh my God, no!
- Ugh!
- Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm. (Izzy screams)
- Ugh. (coughs)
- This is the spiciest thing I've ever had in my life, I think.
- Mind over matter, bro.
- I'm in so much pain! (laughs)
- (whispers) That's so spicy.
(PvF laughs)
- Yeah.
- I don't have mine!
(Izzy laughs)
(Izzy screams)
- Oh my God!
- (Chris) I need water!
- (PvF) Thank you guys so much for watching
this Try Not To Eat: Puss In Boots episode.
Let us know what you thought in the comments below,
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Certain Death, yeah.
Oh my God, oh my God!
Oh [censored], I actually got some in my mouth.
Oh!
(breathes heavily)
Leche, leche! Chef Ash!