okay thank you guys for coming today um
we have been tasked with writing an
adult film
i don't know why they need a team for
this to do what essentially is the part
that everybody skips but here we are
i'm happy to be here i i like to think
of a bit of an expert on adult films i
watch a lot of them
wow that's more information than i was
hoping for at 9am
what types of storylines are they
looking for just the usual that you'd
find in an adult film i think
babysitters step dad stepmom step
sibling
you know
something about genocide
i'm sorry something about the uh
genocide of a population
uh no
i i wouldn't associate that with what
we're doing here oh uh genocide is very
adult right but it's not well you
wouldn't make a kid watch an adult film
about genocide
okay you know what um i think maybe we
should just shift gears here get on the
same page
what about um
a grocery store we've got a male
customer and a sexy female cashier
right okay and and maybe maybe he
needs to pay for the goods
and then she asks him if he wants to
donate two dollars to the children's
hospital
what but he doesn't really want to so he
wants to say no but then it's this moral
dilemma right because she's gonna be all
like what you don't care about the kids
and then maybe when he's going out to
the parking lot there's a uh somebody
circling like in their car and they see
him go to his spot and so they put their
clicker on like they want to go in that
spot and now he's like rushing because
he knows somebody's waiting for the spot
and he's like oh no and they're like oh
yeah
no what no
that's not an adult film
i don't understand me neither i thought
it sounded very adult so did i
no
the type of movie that we are making
here today
is of adult subject matter
okay it's the type of thing
that people do behind closed doors
you follow it's like when when when two
grown consenting adults
um well or or or three or more frankly
or just
even just one but if they if they it's
something they can participate in do you
catch my drift
oh
oh my god wow
yeah
okay we we got way off way off track
that's all right it's all right it's all
right i am embarrassed no no i mean it's
uh
so what we'll just let's start from
scratch
okay
and uh maybe we've got a
a school gymnasium
and there's a young woman voting in a
federal election there are no good
choices because the politicians are just
puppets for the billionaires actually
running the show and so while she takes
in this democratic pageantry she really
realizes she has no control and her vote
doesn't count she's just going to pay
taxes until she dies now that is an
adult film
it sells itself
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