- I'm Nick Kroll. - I'm Andrew Rannells.
- Hi, I'm Seth Rogen. - I'm Jason Mantzoukas,
and this is
- [All In Unison] The Big Mouth Quiz.
♪ Doo doo doo do doo doo doo doo doo ♪
♪ Big Mouth Quiz ♪
- This is the theme song to the Big Mouth Quiz.
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I'm gonna guess, (exhales)
I don't know, so this is strictly a guess.
- Is it Lance Armstrong?
- I should know this.
- [Both In Unison] Jeb Bush. (dinging)
Oh! - All right!
- But I think that George W. Bush
was definitely a client of Maury's,
in those Yale days, if ya know what I'm talkin' about.
[As Maury] Skull and bones, baby.
- That's an obscure question.
Those are offhanded jokes. (chuckles)
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- Wow, okay.
I mean, all of those could be...
What was B? - Uh,
I don't know.
Maybe the napkin full of lox.
- The answer is Chex Mix in an old Band-Aid box.
- Oh my God!
(sighs) I wasn't even in that scene.
- Ooh, okay.
Yeah, the Chex Mix in an old Band-Aid box,
that's actually...
I should've seen that coming
because that's too much.
- In that episode, I will say,
they are going to Lakeland, Florida,
which is where my wife grew up.
- God, this is causing me a lot of stress.
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Danny McBride?
Fuck!
Shit, okay.
- [Both In Unison] Craig Robinson.
(dings) - Thank God.
(chuckles)
- That one I knew.
- The duo of Jack McBrayer and Craig Robinson
really establishes the spectrum of my pubes' capabilities.
Both of them had said they wanted to be a part of the show,
at some point,
and I remember texting both them being like,
"Guys, your dreams have come true,
you're gonna be a part of "Big Mouth", (chuckles)
to play my pubes."
- Go for it Nick, it'll be a hoot!
- You're so positive man,
I respect that about you.
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- Pigor? (chuckles)
What's the first one?
Just a handsome dick?
Maybe that one.
- Alan?
God dammit.
(sighs) I don't know.
- I think Pigor.
All right.
- The dick that is not one of Maury's dicks
is D. Magic Johnson.
Pigor, for sure.
Alan, yes, I remember it,
it's definitely Magic Johnson.
- Magic Johnson should 100% be one of Maury's dicks.
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- The answer is, for sure, - [All In Unison] Jon Hamm.
(dings) - It is Jon Hamm.
- Yeah.
Again, another part I know that
Jon Hamm lobbied for, very hard.
- The main reason is we wanted to make sure that
whoever voiced the scallops--of food,
would have a name that was also a food.
And unfortunately, Tony Baloney was unavailable.
- Why don't you meet us at the dumpster
after cocktail hour.
You won't regret it. (upbeat instrumental music)
- Was he a cone? (dings)
He was a cone, right?
Was he a cone at some point? (chuckles)
- He's definitely bat mitzvah DJ, DJ Pendejo,
(dings) which I think is the answer,
but he definitely has,
I think, also been a human traffic cone.
- Yes, he was more than one, yeah.
- Bat mitzvah DJ.
- Isn't he DJ Pendejo?
Isn't that his--
- Oh right. - Yeah.
- He did not get the job as Ted Sarandos' secretary.
He would've had the job,
but he couldn't pronounce his last name.
- [As Coach Steve] "Hello, Susan Sarandon's office."
There's no way he could be a whistle salesman,
'cause he never met a whistle that he could part ways with.
[As Coach Steve] "Ms. Whistle, oh, Ms. Whistle.
I kiss you
and noise comes out!" (electronic music)
- How long is this quiz?
Is this gettin' me into college,
what's going on?
- If I was gonna fuck a turkey,
I would put it in the oven
like a goddamn gentleman?
- I would brine it first?
Butter it up?
- I don't know.
Wow, that's a Jay line
and I don't even know it.
Take it out?
- Fuck it gently?
- Warm it up, I would warm it up like a goddamn gentleman.
- Warm it up, okay, well, I would brine it.
- If I was gonna fuck a turkey,
I would warm it up,
like a goddamn gentleman!
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- [Both In Unison] Tomatoes?
- No!
Dammit.
- Is it his mom's bathing suit?
(dings) - Oh, see,
this is another bit of trickery.
I'm gonna say it's his mom's bathing suit,
because I think it's Leah's bathing suit
that gives him a boner.
Yeah.
- [Maury] Nobody's gonna know.
Eat up, fat boy.
- [Andrew] I could have a snack.
- [Maury] Here we go.
- So you guys are really trying to trick us, I get it.
Ooh, the tricky Big Mouth Quiz, how dare you.
- He masturbated to that bathing suit,
and Leah walked in.
Thus inspiring the beginning of the Shame Wizard
coming into Andrew's life.
- Thanks for watching!
- Now go watch season four of "Big Mouth".
- Now streaming. - You're gonna love it.
- Watch it, or I'm gonna come to your house,
and I'm gonna (beep).
Stream it.
Stream it! (upbeat instrumental music)