[singing] Heigh-Ho Heigh-Ho
It's off to work we go.
[radio] Do you feel like you are working harder and harder these
days just to stay financially afloat while fat cats get richer and richer?
It's not just a feeling and you're not alone.
[radio] The income gap between the rich & poor in America is at an 80 year high.
That's the largest differential since the period immediately preceding
the great depression.
[maniacal laughter]
[radio] The haves are getting more while the have nots are getting less.
Meanwhile government isn't helping decades of rising inequality.
[laughter]
You're fired duck, get outta here!
Some people have no respect for a hard working man.
[mumbles angrily]
Could I--
Hello
How do you do?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
Well Mr. Duck, that's it, we've just plain run out of jobs.
I'm busted.
Oh me oh my oh my.
I'm financially embarrassed.
Oh, oh, oh... Uh-oh!
Open the door!
Ya ain't paid.
No, no not that, no, no, no.
[maniacal laughter]
Oh my, oh my.
I'm so discouraged.
I've tried so hard.
3, 2, 1, Beck!
Welcome to the program, my name is Glenn Beck. The bad news is just multiplying
our economy is tanking and it doesn't show signs of improving.
There are people losing jobs. Our government responds to the problems with
bailouts and when you call them up and say what are you doing, you don't get any
response, they're not listening to you.
Positively revolting.
Wall street owns our government.
How did we get here?
I think a lot of people feel like they're alone and they just want to give up.
That's right.
I love my country. It is the shining example of a place where people work together in
peace and friendship and worship God and make things better together.
That's right.
Well the ideas that built America are being lost and perverted.
That is not right!
Ask yourself this one question, how many Marxists, Communists, Anti-Capitalists do
you have around you on a daily basis?
One
Two
Three
So!
The truth is that you are the defender of liberty.
Yes sir!
Our situation is bad. There are Nazis in America. Nazis and Communists.
You have to think like a German Jew in 1934.
We heil, heil, heil...
I'll tear them apart.
[rooster crowing]
Huh?
I almost forgot for a moment.
There is a perfect storm formulating and it is here.
We are entering a dangerous and scary time America.
The country will be washed with blood--
These people don't mess around, they are taking you to a place to be slaughtered.
Death camp--
What planet have I landed on? It's like the damn planet of the apes.
Did I slip through a worm hole in the middle of the night and this looks like Ameri--
We're in a dark, dark place, we've got some dark dudes coming our way.
Black Panthers, ACORN, reparations, welfare, Jeremiah Wright, Van Jones,
Obama himself, Al Qaeda, Iran, Islamic Jihadists, terrorists, Venezuela, immigration,
Mexicans, the refugees, drug lords, Hispanic groups, South America, illegal aliens,
Mexico, the Chinese, everyone is coming!
The enemy is not only in the gates they're inside the house.
Uh-oh.
[spanish] Valientes brillamos, como brilla un peso.
huh?
Hola Mexamerica.
It's like a pack of wild Cujos ripping up the flesh of the American people.
[human imitating dog barking]
Drug lords!
Illegal aliens!
Mexico!
They're gonna start getting more and more violent.
We have been tossed into boiling water.
These people are cannibalizing us.
Cannibals?
Cannibalizing us.
That's what Barack Obama is doing to the American people.
I'm hoping...
That the guy with horns doesn't actually show up.
[Maniacal Laughter]
Everything is about to change to the extreme, the Insider Extreme.
Huh?
We invite you to join up for $9.95 a month.
Oh no, no, no, no.
It is gonna explain everything that is going on.
Oh boy, Oh boy!
Insider Extreme is up and on.
Hello you sick twisted freak and welcome to the extremist.
Who are you?
Donald Duck.
Isn't that a name of some stupid Disney cartoon--
[quack]
You can ask any question.
Look at this!
Oh! Sucks to be you du'n it?
[quack]
When you bought a house you bet that you could pay it that nothing would happen,
it happened, you lost, move on!
But, I, I …
Boohoo cry me a river.
Hey I got an idea, listen to this...
[whispers]
Get a job!
You can't do that to me!
Ah! Lazy slob that refuses to get off the couch and get a job.
I'll show you!
OW!
[laughter]
[quacks angrily]
This is the end of you!
Good riddance.