I get more a** than a toilet seat
Cops let me sing in the f***ing street
My life is an endless buffet of hoes
Been a pimp ever since my voice got low
Christmas is a time for charity
So I'mma let you sit somewhat close to me
I could be partying with hookers and blow
Instead I'm here with you on the down low
With you
Slummin' with you
Hey you! You're only a two
We're dating on the down low maybe
You don't need that seat in front of the fire
You can stay warm with your spare tire
Don't know why your self esteem is low
Be sure to duck down if you see my bros
My Christmas list has a wish to make you cuter
Just like the chicks that were down at Hooters
Here comes one now you gotta go!
No wait, stay here and hold the mistletoe
Ew, I stepped in some poop
Would you scrape off my shoes? They're new!
You look like you're going to throw up
Watch the Jordans yo!
Jesus was born in a barn
Could you get out and push the car?
We're making a left on the interstate
Why do you complain so much?
Your butt looks big with that crutch
Don't forget we're going Dutch
Did I mention that it's Christmas?
I can't decide which girl I like best
Maybe I should have you fight to the death
I know I don't treat you like I should
But I send you an autograph and it's all good
You are not the girl that I prefer
When I go out with her you can be the chauffeur
Here come a turn, hey where did you go?!
I never really learned to drive, Oh no!
That was totally rude. Who are you?
Paternity suit? I'm screwed!
Let's keep this on the down low baby
Hello? Hello?
Yo! How do you make the phone call someone back?
Hmm. What would Aquaman do in this situation?