Nice to meet you, I'm Ha-- Is that a bottle of Avion? Holy shit, let me get in that shit, BOI!
WELCOme back to another free episode of free YouTube content about your favorite anime, "Free!" *Orgasm*
As you all know, I have a series where I like to impersonate
Characters using my voice, if you would, and a lot of you are very fond of this series.
And I thought, "I should bring this back with a truly spectacular anime. One of my favorite animes..."
"Free!" And yes, we're doing the dub okay, so get over it. I like "Free!"
There's smoke. I just blew out my candle, okay? "Well hello there. I'm Rei."
This isn't--...
Doesn't feel right, doesn't feel right, you know?
One moment...
(OOOHHH MANSERVICE... not.)
Hey guys, I'm joining...
To the people who actually swim here, I have never worn one of these.
So...
I don't know
the technique, but let's give it a go.
Oh, God, it feels horrible. (DAS WHAT SHE SA--)
HAH! I feel like a condom! (Dolphin laughter)
*Moan* What the fuck?
Hi, guys.
You hear that?
My head feels like it's being squished... a lot.
How loose are Rin's goggles that this guy can fucking do this all the way back?
Ow! That hurts!
Why would you do that?
OW!
Hello, I'd like to introduce myself. I'm a chicken and I would like to be called "Duckwaifu." Thank you and it's very nice to be adding subtitles to this wonderful man's video.
"Y'know, butterfly is the most beautiful stroke, of course. Y'know joining the swim team sounds fantastic,
Y'know, IF I COULD SWIM.
You know, what would have been nice? If I could compete in the relay for my team.
But, OH-- no, no, Rin and his blowjob teeth are here, so I have to sit back and watch them have the touching moment.
*Intense breathing* I HATE THIS ANIME."
REI DESERVES MORE
"Welcome back to Rei's guide to wearing goggles. Now, most people would have you think that you put them on like this now... *Wheeze*
Now that's just stupid isn't it? 'Cause that would cover your eyes, so we're gonna wear them like this. You know it just--
It makes you feel like you have a mustache
and you'll see that in the anime. I always wear them like this 'cause I don't know how to swim."
(I swear, Connor can just be so weirdly adorable at times... Don't get the wrong idea, I have a girlfriend. I'd never be attracted to a guy who doesn't know how to put his goggles on right.)
*Deep voice* This this is gonna get really colorful really quickly.
"HI I'M NAGISA. I sound like this, but I SHOULD SOUND LIKE THIS.
*Duck, Connor, Nagisa hybrid noises here* hI I'M nAGisA
I'm Nagisa. I don't belong in high school. *HAHA* I eat only chocolates, but I wish someone had told me that BEFORE I got diabetes.
*SQUEAKY CONNOR* I'm Nagisa, and you'll get on the child sex offender list if you go in the pool with me"
I-- I can't remember what this fucking character sounds like... Just...
"Hey, it's everybody's favorite Papa John's Pizza--..."
A fair warning, these impressions will only get worse and stupider from here.
"You know I had a--...
traumatic experience with the ocean when I was growing up. Then I..."
(Stop trying to make us cry...)
"Lost someone who was close to me to the ocean... to a typhoon...
And ever since then I've... I've been terrified of the ocean and...
HEY GUYS, DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO?
WE SHOULD GO AND TRAIN IN THE OCEAN, BOI!
YEAH! I'm sure my back story about the ocean was for no reason!
Rei is drowning in the ocean that thing I'm horrifically terrified of... I can ask for help, or I could just go in myself
when I'm terrified of the ocean! That makes perfect sense!
Would you look at that? I'm drowning and now I need help ._.
See you guys."
"Makoto, don't you fucking dare get 'em.
maKOTO NO! STAY DOWN AND LET HIM KISS YOU." (My thoughts exactly when I was watching the series.
"Hey, Gou, have you met me and my little bro? We both want to fuck you! Isn't that funny
'Cause we're both both related?"
"I could have sworn that you just called me
"Gou" when I said to call me "Kou" and yet you still use my actual name, which is "Gou"?"
*PRESS PAUSE RIGHT NOW, TAKE A SCREENSHOT, AND SPAM CONNOR WITH HIS OWN FACE. I SWEAR IT'S MAJESTIC.*
"You kids are always getting in trouble, you, silly!
This reminds of that one time and my father told me something very important to my heart. He said,
"Miss me with that gay shit."
And I have, it's been fantastic."
"Hi, I'm Edward Elric-- FU--"
"I'm Tamaki Suoh-- Fuck, wrong shit..."
"Hey."
"I'm Rin."
"And you really, really wouldn't want a blowjob from me. Have you seen my teeth?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
There's no meaning in swimming if I can't do it with other hot anime boys.
You know Makoto?
He's a dick. Why can't I have the long sexual frustrating stairs with Haru?
So, Haru, what we're gonna
do is we're gonna race and whoever wins is the best swimming, and if I lose, I promise I won't quit
I promise.
A little bit, okay? I might." *Insert Connor's beautiful laughter here.*
"Do you like Nagisa? Do you want a better version of that character on the other team? Well, hey,
I'm Nitori. Obviously I have to take the same stroke as Nagisa!
I mean, I am the child bait on my team."
"So, I have this injury right, right?
But like, you know, it would 100% affect my swimming, right? But, you know, for the sake of plot...
Let's pretend it's not an issue until it needs to be an issue, okay? Is everyone is everyone cool with that? Okay,
good. Keep going, keep rolling."
Oh, yes. We can get some gay shit
They GON' FUCK. I CAN'T WAIT.
*Sadly* They're not gonna fuck. They aren't even gonna kiss, are they?
THERE'S STILL A CHANCE, BABY, HELL YES!
MMM WE GON FUCK!
Where is our chest hair?
Or any hair on our face?
AURHGIAURHGIUEHIGUAEHRKUI NEED TO DO HOMEWORK ON A SUNDAYAJRGAKEIUGHKUEHLIGUHAFLIWUD
DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY HAIR?
"Nice to meet, you I'm Ha--
Is that a bottle of Avion?
Holy shit, lemme get in that shit boy." *Thirsty Haru/Connor thing*
"Did you know my favorite food is mackerel?" (DW: Mackerel is actually pretty good, though. To me, at least.)
"I never mentioned that during the show, HAHA."
"Hey, Haru. What do you want for breakfast?"
"No thanks,
I only swim freestyle."
"Haru your friends are here."
"No, no, no. I only swim freestyle."
"Haru, we're getting a season three." (DW: Anyone else getting some major "50% Off" vibes?)
"No, no, no. I only swim freestyle."
"Haru, you're a fucking idiot."
"Yes, I really only do swim freestyle.
Have I mentioned that I only swim freestyle?
No?
No, I haven't at all? No, not a single time? Maybe I should say it again.
Did you guys know I swim freestyle? You know, me and Makoto actually communicate through...
Sexual frustrated looks at each other. Most of the time, at least."
Where the fuck has Haru gone? Why does he always do this?
Oh wait, oh...
No, no, no,
Haru, no! Please no, not again! Not in my bath, Haru. Oh, please don't tell me...
DW: AT LEAST KNOCK FIRST!
OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE!
Hey, hey, hEY! I'M CLEANING MY AHRBKAIUREG (unknown words here)
GET OUTTA HERE
IT'S NOTHING SEXUAL, IT'S FINE, I PROMISE
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
Every fucking time...
I hope you guys enjoyed this weird impressions video.
Let me know down below which other series' you want to see me impersonate and make jokes about.
I hope you enjoyed this. I had fun! If you do get a moment,
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It's where I communicate with a lot of you, so yeah.
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I will see you beautiful weeaboos again, next time.
*Strained* BYEEE
WUW.
DW: WOW, THAT WAS FUN.
I think I did decent for once.
Ey.
Just a note, I put "DW" for just me commentating, I guess. "DW" stands for "Duckwaifu." Blah.
I don't really know what to do since this is the first time I've ever supplied a video with subtitles, so I'm proud of myself.
Sorry if I wasn't as funny or if I put the wrong things, 'cause my ears are just... Trashy.
I do it for love~!
So, yeah. Thanks for watching Connor's beautiful ass grow, and hopefully, Sebastian won't come after me with his amazing grammar.
U-huh!
(Whatcha do it for? Whatcha do it for? Whatcha-whatcha do it for?)
I don't want homeworrrrk...
I do it for the love (for the love), yes, I do. So you don't care about the money,
Well, yes, it's true. And I'm so blessed to be fulfilling my destiny...
DUCKWAIFU, OUT!