Yo, what's up dog?
What. Is. Up. My. Dog?
Yo, yo yo yo yo yo
Yo, yo yo what's up my dog chea - yo, what's up dog, what's up?
chea chea chea chea chea - whats up dog?
chea chea chea chea
My dog chea whats up
whats up dog e dog chea?
Whats up fellow New Zealand's best Team Fortress 2 player chea
Hey, Johnny
What's up, dog?
Sup
Suuup
Anyway, can I get a ride to the awards ceremony tonight
Johnny that's that's already been
No, it hasn't it's at 11:00 p.m.. Tonight, so
No, Johnny. I literally just came from there - its been. It's done.
Oh of course 11am that makes way more sense
Yeah
What are you doing?
I'm sorry Johnny. I - I didn't want you to find out this way
Yeah sure, are you leaving?
You're fucking serious
You're fucking serious,
what do you want me to say Johnny?
We just became the New Zealand team fortress 2 team - are you serious??
Just like we made it into the New Zealand quake team and look how that worked out
Yes, some of the best years of my fucking life.
dude. I can't pay my bills man this car is my parents car
I can't pay for anything. I'm broke
We're nearly there!
Where? Where? tell me where we're going
Where is this magical place you think we're headed
so your mind's made up
My mind is made up
Cool bro
Cool
Johnny dont!
Nah it's fine
Can't believe was you - you fucking traitor
Johnny...
you of all people
Fuck you bro
Fuck you
Okay listen up everyone. Um look. It's been a big couple of days. We've had some big highs and some equally
big lows
so since Alan has left
Good riddance
I love Alan!
He's a traitor
Johnny - Alan is not a traitor
Now since Alan has left
I put the call out to find a replacement
And I have found somebody who is very talented and who also used to be a quake player
how can you not think he's a traitor he left us all
ah... he is a friend
And he made this team what it is. Okay?
Well. He's not my friend is your friend Rob.
I love Alan!
PJ
no he left the team and I want to murder his family and shit on his face
Thank You PJ for being reasonable
Spud?
just imagine umm I'm saying whatever it is you want to hear - just use that
thanks Spud
That must be the new player now, I'll just go get him - ummm everyone else..
behave, please
Um
Hey, Johnny. I reckon it's actually kind of cool that Alan's getting out there and following his dreams.
No! He has to live our life the way that I imagined it for all of us, otherwise he's dead to me
You've being a bit of a dick Johnny
quite please
look Alan's got legit concerns 'kay. He's a gamer. He's 30
It can't be easy
I'm mid-thirties. I'm doing just fine
You basically dead at 30 okay your reflexes start slowing down your hand-eye coordination drops drastically
Whatever
okay, Spud - what else happens when you turn 30
well, I heard that at first you lose control of your bladder, then you lose control of your butt
And then you die
you guys are just trying to make me feel better
But it's not gonna work because I'm angry and I should be angry
oh come on. You don't hate Alan
I do hate Alan. In fact - there's only one person in this entire world that I hate more than Alan and -
And yeah, so this is the rest of the team
Konnor!
Johnny
Cool you guys know each other
Oh oh careful there is a table behind you
Take your shirts off
There's a table behind you
You're a dick! You didn't say he was the new team member!
careful of the TV
How bad is it Richard?
Ah pretty much zero...
How bad do you want the money?
It's a sport!
Its E-SPORTS
...and the government gives grants to emerging professional sports teams
Wooo!
to the government's house
Get the fuck out
What's a video game? This is a sports funding office