Oh! Oh, oh!
Hah!
Ta-da!
[cheering]
Oh, look at the time!
I got to get home and get my beauty sleep.
Oh, what died on that guy's neck?
Oh, it's his head.
Huh?
Hey, what died on your neck?
Oh, it's your head.
[laughing]
Why, that little plagiarist. That was my line.
[chuckles] Obviously the sleep hasn't been helping!
[laughing]
Squidward just told me a hilarious joke,
and I thought you might like to hear it.
Is it true, Squidward? Is it hilarious?
Um, ehm...Sure.
Well, let's hear it, lad.
Okay, here it goes. How'd it go, Squidward?
[chuckles awkwardly]
It went, uh, uh... Let's see, uh...
Why couldn't the eleven-year-old get into the pirate movie?
- Why? - It was rated arr.
[laughing]
Arr!
Because it's about pirates?
I'm not paying you to do stand up, Mr Squidward.
Now get back to work.
Excuse me?
Can I get a couple ice cubes in here, please?
Sure. A couple of ice cubes coming up.
[whistling]
Here you go.
Thanks.
[SpongeBob giggling]
Huh?
[SpongeBob giggling]
Hmm?
[sighs]
[laughing]
April Fools'!
Hey, what did you do to my drink?
I used... I used...
You what?
You asked for a couple of ice cubes in your drink,
and I only put in one.
[laughing]
I guess that is pretty funny.
[laughing]
Yeah.
Pat to Sponge, Pat to Sponge.
Testing, testing.
Testing, testing, testing...
Testing! Testing!
[screaming]
Test...
Do you read?!
Sponge to Pat, I read you loud and clear. Over.
Got your apple ready?
Lucky undergarments?
Hold on, hold on...
Bingo! Underwear, apple and me.
You're ready to get that license.
Oh, here comes Mrs Puff.
Act natural.
[mooing]
No, no! Get in the boat!
[siren blaring]
Hey, hey, hey, ladies and jellyfish!
Have you ever noticed salt shakers?
I mean, ya fill 'em up every night at closing,
and, I mean, where does it all go?
Huh? You know what I mean?
[crickets chirping]
[buzzer]
[silence]
And tomatoes.
What's the deal on those things?
[awkward chuckle]
[clearing throat]
I mean, you chop them up into slices, but...
[silence]
What are they, vegetables or...
fruit?
And what does that make ketchup?
[nervous chuckle]
Oh, brother! This guy stinks!
Hey, hey, funny guy. I got a joke for you.
What smells rotten and puts people to sleep?
Um, noxious gas?
No, your act.
[laughing]
Did you ever notice how, uh...
[laughing]
- Forks... - Forks? Come on!
[booing]
Quick, SpongeBob, make a witty observation.
Boo!
[crowd] Get outta here!
Did you ever notice how big squirrels' teeth are?
[laughing] That's true.
Huh?
I mean, hey, you could land a plane on those things.
[laughing]
And what's up with that squirrel fur?
I guess fleas need a home, too.
[laughing]
Squirrel fur!
And they smell!
But hey, you'd stink too
if you spent three months buried in dirt.
[laughing]
Hey, why does it take more than one squirrel
to change a light bulb?
Why?
Because they're so darn stupid!
[laughing]
Welcome to the Krusty Krab. How may I help you?
Yeah, give me two large fries and the jumbo Krabby Patty.
Hey, what's that?
Oh, I didn't see anything.
Hey, where'd that other guy go?
April Fools'! I'm right here!
[laughing]
Hey, that was pretty good.
[laughing]
Our first event, the deep fried pole vault.
Win this one for the Krusty Krab.
For the Krusty Krab!
[grunting]
Oh!
[cheering]
Win this one because I told you to.
Because you told me to!
[grunting]
[cheering]
Fish sticks! Get your fish sticks here!
We're gonna open a jar.
Easy. Now you try. First, get a jar.
Patrick, that's a pickle.
- Yes. - You need a jar.
No, no.
No, try this.
Now, take the lid off the jar.
Just relax. Lift your hand.
Great, we're almost there.
Now put it on the lid.
No, the lid.
The lid. The lid! The lid.
The lid, the lid, the lid...
Freeze!
[panting] Almost there.
Now head for the lid.
Cold. Warmer. Warmer. Warmer.
You're hot! You're hot! Fire!
Ah, it burns!
Okay, okay! Wait, wait! Do exactly as I do.
Exactly as I do.
Exactly...
Exactly as you do...
Oh, no, I broke it!
- No, no, Patrick, you did it! - I did?
[cheering]
It's okay!
Touchdown!
Hey, look, Mr Krabs put in a kiddie ride.
Why don't you try it out?
[groaning]
I can't find the coin slot.
Here it is!
[neighing]
[loud thud, screaming]
Oh, if only I knew how to work this thing.
Let me take a look at it.
Hmm...
- You know what the problem is? - What?
You got it set to "M" for "mini",
when it should be set to "W" for "wumbo".
I don't think "wumbo" is a real word.
Come on, you know.
I wumbo, you wumbo,
he, she, me wumbo...
Wumbo, wumboing...
I wonder if a fall from this height
would be enough to kill me?
Wumbology? The study of wumbo?
It's first grade, SpongeBob.
Patrick, I'm sorry I doubted you.
Let's hear what you've accomplished since high school,
Squiddy.
Don't be intimidated, Squidward.
Try to imagine him in his underwear.
Oh, no, he's hot!
What a night be this!
Crew, howl with me so that we might set
the seven seas ablaze with fear!
[howling]
[feeble screaming]
Leedle, leedle, leedle, lee...
[howling]
[feeble screaming]
Leedle, leedle, leedle, lee...
[Patrick, mumbling] Leedle, leedle, leedle...
[Patrick keeps mumbling]
[silence]
Eh, that'll do.
[chuckling]
[humming]
Oh, boy, something for me to clean up.
[snickering]
April Fools'!
[laughing]
[screaming]
[laughing]
[screaming]
Oh, no!
[maniacal laughter]
[screaming]
[gasping]
[laughing]
[screaming]
[gasping]
I'll catch you, SpongeBob!
[snickering]
[screaming]
Oops.
April Fools', you little sausage!
[laughing]
[whimpering]
[crying]
SpongeBob, I was just kidding.
Come on, come on.
You guys know I was just kidding, right?
[phone ringing]
Is this the Krusty Krab?
No, this is Patrick.
[whistling]
[phone ringing]
Is this the Krusty Krab?
No, this is Patrick.
[whistling]
[phone ringing]
Is this the Krusty Krab?
No, this is Patrick!
I'm not a Krusty Krab.
Uh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.
Huh?
[SpongeBob] Take it easy, Patrick.
You gotta acclimate!
I'll take it easy when I'm dead.
I'm shaking hands with Neptune!
Whoo! Excelsior!
Where's that remote?
[Patrick] I am the lizard king!
- Whoo! - Patrick--
[screaming] Patrick, I think we should keep our voices down!
We might start an avalanche!
What?
[screaming] I said I think we should keep our voices down
in case of avalanches!
What should we keep down?
Morons.
[SpongeBob] Our voices!
Will you two shut up?
[rumbling, screaming]
[painful screaming]
[buzzer]
[whimpering]
SpongeBob?
[rumbling, screaming]
[sobbing]
[Patrick] Hold me.
[SpongeBob] Hang in there buddy. The chopper's on the way.
SpongeBob, my legs are frozen solid.
You'll have to cut them off with a saw.
- No, Patrick, I can't do that. - Why not?
But I already cut off my own arms.
No...!
What the...?
How are you two making that noise?
[laughs] What noise, Squidward?
I could only hear the sound of our laughter.
Yes, but those sound effects. The avalanche, the...
Don't forget the second avalanche.
Forget it.
You can't make a Krabby Patty
without understanding the phrase POOP.
POOP?
Once you understand POOP,
you'll understand your place at the Krusty Krab.
But what does POOP mean?
It's actually a carefully organized code.
Watch closely. People Order Our Patties.
Oh, POOP!
Looks like Mr SquarePants understands POOP.
- You want me to explode? - Yes!
That's what I've been waiting for!
Um, okay, I'll try.
[straining]
Gary, you are gonna finish your dessert
and you are gonna like it!
[laughing] Now it's your turn.
That's not what I meant, you barnacle head!
Ooh, good one.
No! You're supposed to explode into a million places.
Why would I do that?
Because the pie you ate was a bomb.
What pie?
The one I left sitting on the counter this morning
that I bought from pirates for 25 bucks,
and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you ate it.
T-That pie!
Pie...
Oh, you mean this pie!
I was saving it in my pocket, for us to share.
Let's eat!
Oops.