- There's chunks in that one.
(gagging)
("In the Hall of the Mountain King")
- Hey, how you doing?
- I'm good, how are you?
- A little nervous.
- I'm pretty nervous also.
- [Narrator] How long has it been since each
of you have been on a date?
- I don't know if I've been on dates before.
- You've never been on a date?
- I don't know the definitions of dates.
- [Narrator] What about you?
When's the last time you went on a date?
- Two weeks ago.
- Ooh where'd you guys go?
- Got like some food and sat by the water.
- Yeah I've never been on a date then.
(laughing)
- Damn.
Yo.
- Hello.
- Hey how you doing?
- Good, how are you?
- I'm good, you're beautiful.
- Oh thank you.
- Yeah
- I'm Sav, by they way.
- Yeah, Justin, I meant to say that.
- We're about to play internet famous Fear Pong,
it's out now, go buy it.
- [Narrator] Enough of the pleasantries.
(laughing)
Let's get into it.
- There you go. - Ooh there it is.
- If they consent, give your opponent's index finger
a blowjob they'll never forget.
Or stare into your opponent's eyes,
describe the ways that they are attractive.
If you look away first, take a drink.
I'm not gonna suck on your finger.
I'm gonna do the second dare.
Um...let's see, you have a nice thickness around your neck,
it's good sized for you.
No nose hairs coming out and you have nice eyes.
Am I done? His penis is on my belly button.
(laughing)
- Opposite, good shot.
Take off your clothes and have you opponent
circle areas of improvement as needed,
as if they're a plastic surgeon.
Or let your opponent write the number of
sexual partners you've had in permanent marker
on your forehead.
I'll do the second one.
- Well how many do you --
- Damn my momma's gonna see this.
(laughing)
- My mom sees all my videos.
- All your videos?
- Yeah the amateur ones and these ones.
How many long-term girlfriends have you had?
I would guess 15.
- Nah I would say like, 23?
- I don't think that's horrible.
(laughing)
Sorry Justin's mom. (laughing)
There you go.
- [Narrator] Do you feel like that's a big number?
- I think as long as you were being safe, and responsible--
- Which I was.
- Then I have no issues.
Oh geez. Man!
(laughing)
Take off your clothes and give yourself
a whipped cream bikini,
or cut your shirt into a cape
and wear it for the rest of the game.
This is the only shirt I brought.
(laughing)
I'll do the whip cream bikini cause at least I can --
This shirt was $23!
I like this shirt.
- There it goes.
(laughing)
- Do I have to play like this?
(laughing) - [Narrator] I'm so sorry.
- Using only yours and your opponent's mouths,
unwrap and feed each other five Tootsie Rolls.
Or makeout with your opponent for one passionate minute.
If they don't consent, drink a cup.
- I don't consent.
- How you feel about the first one?
You wanna feed some Tootsie Rolls?
You don't wanna do it, we could drink, that's fine.
- I'm naked.
- So now you gotta get yours-- - Now I get--
- You gotta get right here.
- Oh this is easy.
- Okay. - You're too aggressive.
(laughing)
- I wanna get it open!
(laughing)
Hurry up!
- What's the rush?
- My cream is falling off my body.
(laughing)
- We did it.
(applause)
- What's your impression of me, Justin?
- I don't know, I think you're cute,
and you're cool as hell,
like the fact that you'd do all this.
- I try.
Is it okay, do I have permission to dry off,
and play normally now?
- [Narrator] Yes, we can get you a towel.
- Okay.
- Whoo!
- So you've only had one long-term relationship?
- Yeah, when was your last?
- I've been in this kind of like weird relationship
with somebody for the past 10 months,
but it's never been official.
- How you think he feels that you're on a blind date?
- You've gotta be a little upset, right?
- Yeah yeah..
- I was in whip cream, so.
Stupid.
What the fuck?
Rinse your hair with toilet water.
To keep the hair healthy, hydrated
consider leave-in conditioner afterwards,
or factory reset your phone?
(laughing)
I cherish my text messages that I keep in my phone.
- Might just have to drink that cup.
- You don't think I'm gonna rinse my hair with toilet water?
- First scoop. (laughing)
Water's looking mad yellow.
- It's on my face.
Do you think I would get pink eye if the water--
(laughing)
It's in my mouth!
(laughing)
- [Narrator] You know how many people work here, right?
And use those toilets?
- Yeah, but that's okay.
(laughing)
- I'd fuck with you, you're dope.
(laughing)
- Dammit.
Lick chocolate sauce from your opponent's armpits,
or reenact your opponent's favorite genre of porn.
How hairy are your armpits?
You guys didn't know I'm a sick fuck, so I'm gonna do it.
All right, you ready? - Yeah.
- Okay
(gagging)
There's chunks in that one.
(laughing)
- Of chocolate?
- [Narrator] Chunks of what?
- I don't know.
(laughter) - Of what?
(gagging)
- There's chunks.
I did it! I'm done!
(laughing)
- Paint a portrait of your opponent with your bare ass.
Picasso.
- [Narrator] You'll put this wherever you need to put this.
So it's secure.
- I am pretty much naked.
- Nah.
- [Narrator] She will hold a piece of paper.
(laughing)
- You a bitch, that's what you are.
- I low key might drink a cup cause I'm winning by a lot.
- Okay.
I would've stuck it up my butt.
- Yeah, I'm cool.
- There we go. - Ahhh
- Was that a dare? _ Yes the last one.
- Hell no!
(laughing)
- Yay I like it! What is it?
- Let your opponent DM you ex
and say that you're ready to get back together.
- Is this the one that you spent two years with?
- Yeah.
- Quit being a bitch and tell--
- All right, text her.
Fuck it.
(laughing)
It's gonna be so messy, ya'll.
Ya'll do not understand how messy this shit was.
- [Narrator] You don't have to do it.
- This is gonna be weird as hell.
(laughing)
Fuck.
Ahh, oh fuck.
Give me some game though, give me like a good line--
- Nah
- No? - You're simp.
- I'm just - I'm simp as fuck.
- I've been fucking around with men and women.
- Ooh (laughing)
- I miss the way your tight fucking pussy felt.
I know things ended on weird terms --
- Yo you already - she already sent it.
(laughing)
- [Narrator] She told you to drink the cup.
- I'm getting nervous, you're about to beat me.
Ahhh!
(horn blows)
(applause)
- Bring it in, bring it in, bring it in.
Good --
- Don't touch me with your nasty chocolate armpits though.
- No I'll move my armpit out the way.
- Ooh
- [Narrator] How'd your blind date go?
- I think you're a nice person,
but I don't know.
I feel like you're very reserved.
- Ooh - Compared to me at least.
- Why?
(cheering)
- Internet famous Fear Pong was fun.
I did a lot of fucked up dares.
I would definitely do it again.
- Yeah, buy this, play with your friends.
Have a great time, learn something new.