- [Link] Today we're judging your weird food habits.
- [Rhett] Let's talk about that.
Good Mythical Morning.
- [Link] When it comes to eating habits,
I know I'm as quirky as they come.
You've told me, and you tell me in the comments.
But, listen, for every finger that you point at me,
there's three fingers pointing back you,
and your thumb is pointing to God.
So you need to slow your roll.
- [Rhett] Whoa, okay.
What he's trying to say is many Mythical beasts
have weird eating habits too, right?
- [Link] Yeah, yeah.
- [Rhett] How do we know?
Well, you responded to a poll we posted.
Not like an actual pole, like a physical pole.
- [Link] It's like, speak to this pole.
Say hello to the pole.
- [Rhett] And now we're gonna use
that information against you.
- [Link] Uh-huh, yeah, today we're gonna
witness your strange eating habits
and judge you in the process.
- [Rhett] Oh, yeah.
- [Link] It's time for
if you peel a banana from the bottom, that ain't it, boo.
Your food habits are weird, and we're coming for you.
I actually peel my banana from the bottom.
That's how the monkeys do it.
- [Rhett] And it's weird because there's no handle.
Okay, here's how this is gonna work.
We posted a poll online of the weirdest
eating habits people actually do.
10 of them, and you voted on which ones you're guilty of.
And then the crew took these results
and created a ranked list of the top 10.
- [Link] Yeah, we're gonna be witnessing
live reenactments of these strange practices
featuring a special person.
- [Rhett] Oh, I know who.
- [Link] And then we'll try to place them
in the correct order from the most common weird food habit
to the least common number one
weirdest food habit of all time,
right here on our weird food habits ranking board.
Which Chase, our research assistant, is manning.
- [Chase] Yeah.
- [Link] Look at that.
And you've done us this favor
of already putting three things on the board.
So of the 10, we only have seven to correctly rank.
If I look down at number eight.
Making sandwiches with the heels.
- [Rhett] So it's weird, but it's not too weird.
- [Link] A number of you indicated you did that.
- [Rhett] I actually did it this weekend.
And I did it out of not choice, but necessity,
because I got down to the end
and there were three pieces and two heels.
Made a grilled cheese.
- [Link] That's not weird. That's desperation.
- [Rhett] Desperation.
- [Link] If you do it on purpose, that's weird.
But even weirder, less of you said number five,
that you bit lollipops.
Lollipops are for sucking.
- [Rhett] Yeah, but you gotta bite them at some point.
- [Link] And licking.
- [Rhett] You gotta bite them at some point.
- [Chase] How many licks it takes.
- [Link] Yeah, and then you put at number two,
eating apples cores.
Who eats apple cores?
- [Rhett] Well, like dogs.
- [Link] We didn't survey dogs.
We surveyed Mythical beasts.
- [Rhett] And that'll kill you if you do enough of them.
There's poison in there.
- [Link] They eat the apple cores.
But we gotta fill in the rest.
- [Rhett] Okay, if we don't end the game
with at least six out of 10 rankings correct,
we both have to post a video to the Mythical Instagram
of us wholeheartedly and un-ironically supporting
the number one weirdest food habit.
- [Link] We might get canceled for that.
- [Rhett] I hope not.
If we win, we get a weird prize.
- [Link] All right, let's get weird.
- [Stevie] Okay, guys, please direct
your attention over to David Hill for the recreation
of your first weird food habit.
David, let's see that first habit.
- [Link] Hello, David Hill.
He's eating some cereal.
- [Rhett] Oh, something's wrong with his cereal.
- [Link] Oh, he's puzzled.
- [Rhett] Give him a second.
- [Link] What's happening?
- [Rhett] Oh, he's got some--
- [Link] Ice cubes.
- [David] Look at this. Oh, cold.
- [Link] Okay, okay, he is icing the rim of his--
And listening to the--
Okay, I think that was just--
- [Rhett] I think this is just putting ice cubes in cereal.
I don't think it's rolling them like dice.
- [Link] That's David Hill-isms?
- [Rhett] Yeah, he's Hill-ifying it up.
- [Link] So ice in your cereal.
- [Rhett] I've heard of this.
I've heard of people doing this.
And I've never understood why
you would wanna keep your cereal--
- [Link] He's actually eating the ice cubes.
- [Rhett] Yeah, I don't think that's part of it.
I don't think eating the ice cube is part of it.
I think it's about like--
Why would you want it to be so cold?
- [Link] Well, of all the cereal that I've eaten in my life
I've never thought that I wanted it to be colder.
I actually enjoy--
- [Rhett] You'd think they'd make it warm.
- [Link] Yeah, I enjoy it kind of
getting to room temperature.
I want it to stay crunchy.
- [Rhett] Yeah, this is a bad idea.
- [Link] But I'm also really open
to expanding my cereal horizons.
But I'm not gonna swallow an ice cube whole.
- [Rhett] So I think this is pretty weird, man.
I mean, I personally bite lollipops.
So I personally think this is less common
and hence weirder than biting lollipops.
- [Link] Yeah.
- [Rhett] I'd put this at least number four.
But you're the cereal guy, so.
- [Link] And we can move them around later.
For now, I mean, there's no way it's number one.
I think number four.
It is definitely weirder than biting a lollipop.
It could be three.
Let's start it at four.
- [Rhett] Putting ice in cereal, number four.
Okay, David Hill, what you got for us next?
- [Link] Oh, he's got some--
- [Rhett] Oh, he's got some sponsored--
He's sponsoring his own sunflower seeds.
- [Link] Well, no, I think they're just separate.
It just happens to be that's his name.
- [Rhett] How do you know he's not
the David of David sunflower seeds?
- [Link] I don't know. Are you?
Okay, so he is--
I don't know what's happening here.
- [Rhett] Oh, you know what this is probably?
- [Link] Okay, putting two in his--
- [Rhett] I think he's just eating them
without spitting them back out.
- [Link] You're not seeding them.
What's it called when you shell them?
You're not shelling the--
- [Rhett] Eating them whole. Wow, okay.
- [Chase] I think he's just miming eating them whole.
- [Link] Who does this?
- [Rhett] This feels incredibly strange to me.
- [Link] I mean, the fun of a sunflower seed
is the challenge of using your mouth parts
to pull it apart and have part that you spit out,
the part that you enjoy.
- [Rhett] You see, that's the thing
I absolutely detest about the whole practice.
It's because I like to consume things.
- [Link] Yeah, it could be frustrating for a guy like you.
- [Rhett] And it's just like
to have to sit around and wait.
- [Link] So are you saying you've done it?
- [Rhett] No, I find myself thinking,
if I don't stop this, I'm going to start doing that.
Like I would get two sunflower seeds deep,
and be like, I gotta eat this whole thing.
And be like, can't do that, 'cause it's like eating wood.
- [Link] So what he's saying is
that this is incredibly strange
because even though he's wanted to do it
with most fibers of his being,
he hasn't actually done it
because you haven't considered it
within the realm of possibility.
- [Rhett] I think it might be.
But because it presented itself as such a need,
it might be that this might be pretty low.
This might be six.
- [Link] I think it's more common
than biting a lollipop because it's more motivated.
Let's go with six, I think.
It still is really strange.
- [Rhett] Okay, six.
I don't know how to feel about any of this.
- [Link] Are you still eating those, David Hill?
Did you swallow them all? No.
- [Rhett] You may have noticed
that the mug's a little bit different this season.
You know what? It's the season.
It's the mug--
- [Link] It's the season of mugs.
- [Rhett] It's the season to celebrate mugs
that celebrate 10 years of Mythicality.
That's right, this is the 10 years of Mythicality mug.
It's got the OG logo on one side.
Just like that old mug.
But then it's got the 10 year
Wheel of Mythicality inspired logo.
- [Link] Throwback commemoration. Get it now.
- [Rhett] Mythical.com.
- [Link] Yeah, David Hill, do your dirty.
Oh, there it is, the banana.
Okay, hello? Yes.
- [Rhett] No, he's gonna go to the end.
- [Link] Exactly, this is the one I was talking about.
At the top.
This is the right way to open a banana.
The monkey way.
- [Rhett] Okay, can you,
as someone who does this on a regular basis--
- [Link] I only did it, 'cause I saw that it was something
that was talked about on the internet.
- [Rhett] But I typically don't take my ques from monkeys.
So what I'm asking you is--
- [Link] They are the quintessential banana eater.
- [Rhett] So functionally though, why is it better?
'Cause one side has a handle.
So why is it better to do it the other way?
I'm genuinely interested.
I've never tried to do it the other way
'cause I haven't had a problem with a banana before.
- [Link] I actually think it does work better.
- [Rhett] But why?
- [Link] 'Cause it doesn't pop.
It doesn't rip off in a way
that could really compromise your fruit.
- [Rhett] But you don't even eat bananas.
- [Link] Well, if I think I'm gonna cramp, I might.
- [Rhett] So you're doing cramp--
Okay, so this doesn't strike me as that weird.
- [Link] If it's made it's rounds
to the point where it's gotten to me--
- [Rhett] It's at least number seven.
- [Link] It's gotta be more common.
Let's go with number seven.
- [Rhett] At least number seven.
Again, these are all weird.
It's just some are more common and less weird than others.
- [Link] Can we please see David Hill
reenact another weird habit?
- [Rhett] I hope so.
Oh, he's got some Kit Kats.
- [Link] Okay, I know what he's going to--
He's just gonna bite into it.
Don't you do it.
Don't you do what we think you're gonna do.
- [Rhett] Eating a Kit Kat like a candy.
- [Link] Don't you not break it apart.
Don't. You better break it, you better break it.
- [Rhett] Ugh, okay, that hurt me a little bit.
- [Link] Look at it.
- [Rhett] David Hill just took out a Kit Kat in two bites.
- [Link] I mean, you better watch out.
You gonna lose a finger.
- [Rhett] There's a little bit left.
- [Link] Yeah, good work, good work.
Yeah, give yourself a hand.
- [Rhett] Okay, again, I'm sympathic to this,
as someone who doesn't like--
I'm not patient with things.
Like I said, when I was a kid,
I would get two string cheeses.
One, I would eat just straight.
And the second one, I would peel.
I had that one in my system before I could enjoy the peel.
But even I think this is sacrilegious.
- [Link] Yeah, I was gonna say.
- [Rhett] Think of all the--
- [Link] It's perforated.
- [Rhett] All the machinery and the planning
that went into the perfect perforation.
- [Link] Yeah, the technology that's been dedicated
to this chocolatier--
- [Rhett] If there's perforation in a candy,
like you get like a chocolate bar that's got perforation,
I always follow the perforations.
I think this might be as high as number three.
I don't believe that this is number one.
It could be number one.
This is really, really, really weird
and unnecessary and uncalled for.
- [Link] And it's not as satisfying of an experience.
I know it's an immediate experience.
But, yeah, I like where you're putting it at number three.
Oh, gosh.
- [Rhett] Oh, gosh!
- [Link] We lost number two.
- [Rhett] Chase is great.
- [Link] Okay.
They've all fallen.
- [Rhett] I was gonna say Chase is great
'cause he can remember the order,
but now we're really gonna test him.
- [Link] Oh, gosh, just cut.
- [Rhett] Now we're really gonna test him.
- [Link] Cut to title card.
- [Rhett] No, I wanna see if he can do it.
Clock wipe.
- [Link] Take it away, David Hill.
I see some pizza.
Okay, is he gonna go backwards with it?
- [Rhett] No, I see what he's gonna do.
He's gonna cut it.
He's gonna cut it with a fork and a knife.
- [Link] Oh, he's getting fancy.
He's making himself a bib.
- [Rhett] That was an interesting placement of the napkin.
- [Link] Okay, eating pizza with a fork and knife.
- [Rhett] Okay, well.
- [David] Indubitably.
- [Link] I mean.
- [Rhett] Did he just make up a language?
- [Link] This is common. This has to go--
- [Rhett] Yeah, I mean, I've done this.
- [Link] Closer to the bottom.
I think it's a number 10.
- [Rhett] Based on the style of pizza, the environment.
- [Link] Yeah, if you're deep dishing it.
- [Rhett] Temperature.
- [Link] Deep dishing it.
- [David] And the pepperoni.
- [Rhett] Yeah, yeah.
- [Link] Yeah.
- [David] Delish.
- [Rhett] The talking mime.
It's like, yeah, he's a mime.
Does he talk? Well, just a little bit.
You know, he's breaking the mold.
He's breaking the mime mold.
- [Link] Mimes gone wild over there.
- [Rhett] Yeah, that's gotta be number 10.
- [Link] Feeling good about that.
- [Rhett] Everyone does that from time to time.
No shame in that.
David Hill, please enlighten us.
- [Link] He's got a bowl.
- [Rhett] An empty bowl.
Oh, okay.
- [Link] More cereal time.
- [Rhett] Cereal and milk.
- [Link] Okay, he's having an internal debate here.
What should he do first?
Oh, no! Oh, no!
- [Rhett] No!
- [Link] Pouring the milk first?
Okay, this is kind of my thing.
But not really in that order.
- [Rhett] This is wrong on so many levels.
This is an indefensible act.
- [David] Chaos, chaos, chaos.
- [Link] Chaos.
- [Rhett] Can you think of any justifiable reason
why somebody would think that this was a good idea?
- [Link] Yeah.
- [Rhett] Okay, let me hear it.
- [Link] You're running low on milk.
But you don't know how much milk you got.
And you got a lot of cereal.
So your limiting factor is gonna be your milk.
I have a few times in my life
poured the milk before the cereal.
But only for that reason.
- [Rhett] Because you didn't know how much milk you had?
- [Link] Yeah, max out the milk, and then--
'Cause you don't wanna give a full bowl of cereal
and then like have dinky milk.
- [Rhett] Oh, okay.
- [Link] And you gotta add water
or shuffle off some of the--
- [Rhett] I don't think
that's the context of this particular--
That's like me using the heel piece for
the grilled cheese when it's the only thing I had left.
- [Link] Yeah, I agree with that.
- [Rhett] This is people making a choice
that this is what you do.
This is how you eat cereal.
- [Link] And look at how much more milk.
His ratio is totally off now.
- [Rhett] This has gotta be number one.
Because this is so unnecessary.
I mean, number two is poisoning yourself.
This is worse than poisoning yourself.
- [Link] Oh, it's definitely not number nine.
So I think it should go number one.
But let's fill in the last one
and then we can get to our switch-arooni.
'Cause I think we need to switch-arooni.
- [Rhett] Well, we'll see.
- [Link] And we have one final
performance from Mister David Hill.
- [Rhett] Okay.
- [Link] Oh, there it is.
- [Rhett] He's gonna do exactly what I just talked about.
- [Link] You had a premonition.
So he's got the string cheese.
He's struggling to open it.
- [Rhett] Which is not part of it.
- [Link] Not part of it.
- [Rhett] That's just the mime part.
- [Link] All right.
And then, of course, what is he gonna do?
He's not gonna string it.
He's just gonna bite it.
- [Rhett] Whoa.
- [Link] Hold on. Now that is--
- [Rhett] Whoa, hold on a second.
So doing magic tricks with your string cheese
is not what we're judging.
- [Link] He's a magic mime.
- [Chase] That's not what I have on my card, no.
- [Rhett] That's the most amazing
string cheese magic I've ever seen.
I mean, for real.
I mean, I've never seen anybody
be that cool with string cheese.
- [Link] Right, and he need not say anything,
as a mime does.
- [Rhett] Okay, so we have to put this at number nine.
- [Link] Biting into string cheese.
Number nine, and I agree with that location.
- [Rhett] 'Cause it feels like pretty common
because it's like, yeah, I mean.
It goes against the philosophy of the cheese.
- [Link] Oh, God, Chase.
Come on now.
- [Rhett] We gotta get a new board.
- [Link] Come on, buddy. Pull it together.
- [Rhett] Okay, so there's what
we ended before the switch-aroo.
- [Link] Stevie, can you tell us?
- [Rhett] She's gonna tell us how many we got right.
- [Stevie] Okay, including the ones that we gave you.
- [Link] Yeah.
- [Rhett] Oh, it's gonna be low.
- [Stevie] You have four correct.
I thought maybe five, but no.
- [Rhett] So we have one right.
What is the most common?
Let's see if we can figure out what the most common,
which would be the bottom.
- [Link] I think biting into string cheese.
- [Rhett] You think it's more common than--
- [Link] Yeah.
- [Rhett] Eating pizza.
- [Link] Yeah, let's make that switch.
Making sandwiches, that one doesn't move.
- [Rhett] I think that maybe Kit Kat without breaking it.
- [Link] Needs to go lower.
Switch the Kit Kat and the putting ice for now.
- [Rhett] What's number one though?
- [Link] I think you should put that one at number one,
and switch the two cereals.
Yeah, this is my proposal.
- [Rhett] Eating sunflower seeds whole
may be more popular than one of the ones that's above it.
- [Link] More than the Kit Kat?
- [Rhett] It may be less popular. It may be weirder.
- [Link] It is weirder than just biting a Kit Kat
because there's more ramifications to it.
- [Rhett] Is it weirder than pouring milk before cereal?
Now that we've got a justification
for pouring milk before cereal.
It might be people, yeah, I do that.
Yeah, I always do that because--
- [Link] Switch three and six.
No, no, four and six. Sorry.
Sandwich with heels is locked in.
Banana from the bottom.
- [Rhett] Okay, I feel good about this.
Let's see how we do.
We're trying to get six.
- [Stevie] I don't know how you did this.
But you have eight correct.
- [Rhett] Hey!
- [Link] All right, so start at the bottom.
- [Rhett] Wow.
- [Stevie] Okay, so at number 10,
which is the most common and therefore least weird.
- [Link] Yeah?
- [Stevie] Biting into string cheese.
- [Link] Yes!
- [Stevie] Then number nine,
we have biting into a Kit Kat.
- [Link] We should've moved it down further.
- [Rhett] Even further.
- [Stevie] At number eight,
we have making a sandwich with the heels.
- [Link] Yep, that was already there.
- [Stevie] Seven, beating out
making a sandwich with the heels by one less vote
is peeling a banana from the bottom.
- [Link] Yep.
- [Rhett] Yep, okay.
- [Stevie] Six is eating a pizza with a fork and knife.
- [Link] Okay, so Kit Kat and pizza.
- [Rhett] And then our top five are right.
- [Stevie] Yep, then five is biting lollipops.
Four is eating sunflower seeds.
Three is pouring milk before cereal.
Two is eating apple cores.
And one is putting ice in cereal.
- [Rhett] Wow.
- [Link] We did it. Give us our prize.
- [Rhett] Nice.
- [Link] What is this?
We each get--
What is this?
- [Rhett] It's a baby Shrek cupid.
- [Link] Why?
- [Rhett] 'Cause it's weird.
- [Chase] That's pretty weird.
- [Link] Listen, here's what's important.
Stop eating apple cores.
- [Rhett] Yeah, yeah, you don't need to do that.
- [Link] Don't put ice in your cereal.
But I'ma be honest.
I'ma go home and I'ma put some ice in my cereal.
I gotta try it once.
- [Rhett] I'm not.
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