HELLOOO !!!!
This game by the way is GORGEOUS
I get in there- I played two rounds already
and then I was like "You know what? I might as well stream this"
It'll be fun to have....
...fun
But I like it so far...
It's really...
....hard
to figure out what the hell is going on half the time
but look how pretty!
HEY MOM I GOT A KILL!!!
MOM GET THE CAMERA!!!
OOOHHH MY FREAKIN EARS
(We have lost the objective Beta)
(WE'VE LOST THE OBJECTIVE )
Yeah, I heard
(Sh*t!)
WE HAVE LOST THE OBJECTIVE, MAN!!!
THESE F*CKERS ARE EVERYWHERE
MOM!!!
I HAVE TWO KILLS!!!
MOM!!! (JESUS KIDDO WHAT !!!)
AARRGGGHHHHH
I got clipped on the way across
OOOOOOHHHHH SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS!!!
We lost 456-0
I think its starts at five hundred
Play as the hamster ball. Robin, it's the wrong game!
Even though I wanna play as... have y'all seen the new Overwatch hero?
His name's Hammond. He's a hamster in a.. giant ball.
GOD, this is so pretty.
How did they do that?
How did they make the game look like this, and also manage to have...
This many people playing at once
It's insaaane
The snow is so pretty.
Also, Battlefield games have THE best audio of any games ever.
Not just the quality of the sounds they use
-the quality of the sounds they use are pretty good-
but the localization of the sounds they use as well
And as a former sound technician-
It's orgasms in my ears
(THE OBJECTIVE HAVE TAKEN IT!)
THE OBJECTIVE HAVE TAKEN IT, MAN (wot)
OAH FUCKIN'... I-UH SAW THE LADS AND I TOLD THEM TO GO FUCK 'EMSELVES!!
I TOOK IT, MAN!
Yeah, but we're now we're losing it 'cause there's a whole brigade of BOIS down here
Uh Oh
Owww
Ohh~ shot you in the booty!
hehehehe
I SHOT 'EM IN THE ARSE MAN!
THEY HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN!!
Shot him right in his butthole
Now he has 2 holes (hehe)
OWW MY FUckin' ass!! (laughs half way through)
THAT'S WHAT YA GET MAN!!
If ya see a lad, and you shoot him in the arse
and then he turned around and his teammate shoot you in the arse now you bleedin' mate
I love that my guy is Scottish
IF YA CAN CHANGE YOUR ARSE, WOULD YA?
PFWHH!! There's a moth in here again.
Are there any weird buggers?
I saw him and he saw me but he shot me in the face before I could even blink
Ohh god- this is scary. I'm afraid of heights! MOTH, GET OUTTA HERE!!
I can't see anything that's going on
Imma just- Imma just scare 'em
Scare tactics!
Where are we in space and time right now?
WHeEeE
HahaHA!
JACQUEZ
Excellent shot, soldier!
Thanks, man. 'Preciate it.
HO HO HO HO HO HO HOOOOO
BIG BERTHA!
Decided to rip me in twaine!
Oh god. I'm back in hell- WHOAAHOHOHHH
OoOoOooO ma ankles..
I like that their World War II like- Paratrooper parachutes
Aw, you're a good boy
*gibberish* Thanks man
Where is it.. did-did I get it?
I think I got it
Look at this guy! He's got a trench coat!
JUMPSOUTTHEWINDOW FOXTROT
WOo
OWW
Thanks, Lads
Hey crutches!
Is this an anti-air(missile)?
(Jack is impressed)
MOTHER OF GOD
this is an anti-ear
cuz now i'm DEAF
HE-HEYYYY....
I SHOT 'EM DEAD, MAN !!!
HIS FUCKING FACE IS IN FOUR PLACES
*imitates plane* NYEOOWWWWW
O-OH, O-OH, O-OH
AWWWW~ THERE WAS TWO OF THEM!
OOOOHHH....!!!
These lads are going ham on the "D"
ooooh...
Here we go
This big long slider wheel...
for nothing
didi di didi di di di...
(confused and suprised jack)
What was that ?!?!
(Yes, we have taken the objective down) -Hah, yes!
UUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH.......!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH- HAHAHA
IM DOIN' A LOT OF LYIN' ON MA BACK IN THIS GAME
(Smoke grenade. Four)
Smoke grenade?
Are we hoping to kill them by like- secondhand smoke?
WooHOO
BOOM BOOM BOOM Right in the face
Anyone have health?!
bratatatatata
BRATATATATATA
I got some holes in me that I need to be fixed
Hey, I'm already on fourth on our team !!!
We're actually doing pretty good!
OooHOHOHOHO
That was right in my face!
*dies*
MY GODS!!
How did that not kill him?
I did it for 87 damage
Okay, now. Don't save me. Just let me bleed out
*changes mind* SAVE ME!
FRIENDS!
YES!
MEDIC!
*revives*
*instantly dies*
Oh, I got 'em but somebody else killed me
*claps* HAHA !!!
There's somebody in there
and now he's dead
Reinforcements available?
(Okay, we have taken the..) I don't know what that means
Also, I wanna blow up a building
Can i just like put this everywhere and see what happens?
STAND BACK, LADS!!!
(BOOM)
HOHOHOHOHO
That was cool!
HAHA I GOT 'EM, I GOT 'EM HE'S DEAD
I- No- I mean- I'm dying
but he's dead! (Proud of himself)
MEDIC !!!
AAARGHHHH---AHHH!!!
I'M DYING!
(I DON'T WANNA GO)
Nah, there's no one here...
*bullet whiz*
Ha!
*imitates bullet* PEWWWWWW
I hit 'em!
*Starship Trooper theme*
I am the TANK DESTROYER
Tank Killer Jack, that's what they call me!
Grenade!
I wanna get the tank
Ohhhh I wanna get the tank so bad
Oh, please. PLEASE let me do it
Oh-oh O-OH!
AHHHHHH CHRIST!
HE KNEW IT WAS COMING, MAN!
annddd that's game, y'all
That's a bigger gap than last time
Or bigger drop than last time, I should say
Hurray *banzai*
We did it! Well, we lost but WE DID IT!
Look at that. 8,820
Oh, you guys got a lot...
I was in the top 8 in there and I'm in the top 4 in there so
I did pretty good~
That was Conquest. I wanna see what Grand Operations is like
Imma be Emily Blunt here
like go into battle and shoot everyone in the face
So this is a mode that
just continues over multiple days
Objective Beta
So they have to push the objectives
and we're defending them Ok. Got it.
That makes sense. I can deal with that
I got it. I'm the (urghhhh) Oh, he died.
I walked out over the hill and he was like,
"NO. I don't wanna be hit by that man."
He knew I was too awesome
Jesus. I'm picking Jason Voorhees off the ground
There you go, buddy.
Oh, sh*t
NOT TODAY, YA WEE BUNNY BASTARD!
*gets shot* WOAH
UH- THERE'S SOME MEDIC, COME IF HERE?
PICK ME UP. There's a medic right there. Dude.
(BOYS, WE ARE LOSING OBJECTIVE BETA)
DUDE. Use your EYEBALLS!
Hello?!
Stop throwing rocks at them and help me
I'll stay on the ground and bleed out and DIE
*dies* Oh my god, the recoil.
I might as well be trying to make
scramble eggs in an earthquake
Actually, that'll be pretty easy.
Two f*cking tanks on-
oh my god
There's one for you *shoots*
Two for you. One more *shoots*
Three for you. Everybody dies~
Happy 4th of July!
Where the hell are they all?
Found 'em
OHHHH GOD! They found me
This snow is pretty and everything but I can't see sh*t, Captain
I want to build right here.
Can I- can I- can I do it?
Ohhh there we go. I need to be close.
There ya go. Little sandbags for everybody!
There's a bad guy right there
Okay, build.
*cheeky laugh*
But thank you for getting the first shot in, dude. That helped a LOT
AHHHH
TORBJYORN, READY TO WORK
Where the badder mans (men)?
There's one
Where'd he go? He was camouflaged.
He put on his- his gear and then I couldn't see him anymore
Did I just-
Did I just stabbed barbed wire?
Yeah. Run away, Heidi Klum
Oh... my friend is dead
(Paranormal Activity: Battlefield)
Oh, Jesus Christ. HE'S STILL ALIVE
Ain't nobody dyin' under my watch
O-Oh, I'm outta ammo
Okay, you might die on my watch
Urghhh. Forty-. A glancing blow!
That when someone gives you a bj while barely looking at you
*crowd applause* Thanks, guys
I know. The- the- we- who would've thought
that the greatest joke to humanity would've been made on this stream?
You see, guys. It's those types of jokes (are) why I get to do the Just for Laughs festival.
People have never heard jokes like this before
*dies*
SON OF A B*TCH!
End of Day Two
How many sectors lost?
How many sectors did we lose?
Zero
There was 3 to lose and we lost none of them
"Sniper scujm all f*cking k"
Haha- kay~
Now we get to play it at night time
and we're gonna see the Aurora Bo(ring)alis
Mother of GOD
look how f*cking pretty this is
(Defend all artillery cannons)
SWEET JESUS
HOW?
The MP (Military Police) below over in Sweden be dam' wizards
That's the best snow effects I've ever seen in a game
*admires snow while chaos ensues*
These are so awesome!
Can I help? *shoots at plane*
See? Look. They're dead now 'cuz of me
*shoots again* Oh, actually I can help!
Here he comes~
Here comes Speed Racer~!
God. He- he dropped FAST
I did that. That was me. My kill. Thanks
Woah woah woah
Stop It!
STOP IT! ARGHH!
F*cking sh- EWERGHHH
MOMMY
I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like it.
MOOOOOMMM
GOT 'EM!
oh sh*t- Oh Sh*t
ARGH SHIT.
All I have is freaking smoke grenade this- this guy
I ain't poke 'em
This PUBG update looks great!
Hey~! Revival Man
Thanks, buddy.
I like that now you have to steal ammo from like- enemies
and get it from elsewhere
It means that the battles- you need to actually pay attention to what's going on
Yes!
I got the gun, Mom!
Ok. There's like *shoots anti-air*
Ok. They're too far away right now.
Imma hit them when they come in
Yes *starts firing*
YE--AHhehahe-ES
O-cean Man~
F*ck 'em up!
Oo. I'm overheatin'
Ohhh Yes! *continues fire*
GOTTA RETAIN RANGE!
*rapid firing*
*stops*
Can't let it overh- overheat!
*fires again*
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
That's some serious points!
Now I'm third in my team just by sittin' here
I love being a lazy bastard!
*gets shot* DAMMIT
Heyyy I'm alive again
*gets shot again*
*dies*
Nah, it's false alarm. I'm dead, guys.
There we go. There we go. Ohh my god. Look at all those
Look at all thos parachutes coming in
Do I have a limit on how much I can build?
Can I just build forever?
*starts building*
I like it!
I'm a builder man now
I don't care about shootin' people
Walls not War
The more walls we have, the better our friendship is!
Build, people! BUILD
Battlefields never had building in it so no one really knows what to do with it
or how to do it
or that we should be doing it
*builds*
Oh, Imma build you up
*gets killed* Heeeey!
3 darts is too much
Oh, he's just hidin' in there
Sneaky, sneaky snake~
(gibberish), here.
*imitates*
HooooOO
BUILD 'EM UP BREAK 'EM DOWN
I assume that we're
kicking ass right now
It really feels like we're winning a LOT
Heyyy I got a hit marker for that and nothin' else
*clicks tongue* Why am I not gettin' any
assists or anything for these?
Ohhh they have to capture
Oh, I get it. They have to capture these things and bring them
Up!
*badass moment*
Can''t catch me, I'm a Gingerbread man!
Ooo we're about to win!
HA HEYYYYY
WE DID IT!!!
*victory track*
Good job, everybody! *clap clap*
Good Job! *blows horn*
Everyone really brought it together
Very proud of everybody
Good job
You especially
*blows kiss*
Peace out, y'all!