ah I think I'm gonna go out with my girl
tonight girl who's your girl remember
Monica a couple of days ago the chick at
the bar that was making you buy her
drinks she was talking to every dude in
the club that night he's not like that
anymore bro she's a different person
okay hey baby
why don't you just use your car okay
okay hey Gotti yeah of course
all right I love you she's so cute whoa
are you serious what
she's clearly using you bro you can't
judge someone you haven't met hey
beautiful
it's 4:00 to 5:00 one you just gave me
the Pentair credit card what is it like
what is it like she's she's clearly
using your card to buy stuff I get it
get what you're jealous jealous okay no
I'm trying to watch him that's okay to
be jealous look I'm not jealous bro I've
known you for years you met her four
days ago I'm just trying to look out for
you
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AHA hey babe what are you doing can I
come over and hang out with you you're
about to meet her hunka all right this
is my friend Adam hey you're hungry huh
so I was just telling Adam what an
amazing
did you not see that what she didn't
even acknowledge me and you should oh
it's your birthday she didn't even say
anything about your birthday scene it's
a happy birthday nothing but she's not
usually like this trust me it's not like
that brother listen to me bro listen she
took your car she took your credit card
she ate your food what is she gonna take
next your house keys hey babe I'll walk
out that door right now
you'll never see me again but just trust
me on this
you're right thank you what do you think
I should do next time you see her you're
gonna look her in the face and you're
gonna say I'm done it's over we're
breaking up we're breaking up let me
hear you say hey Monica we're done like
that no I need from here more aggressive
yeah
hey Monica we're done more sword blades
flex OMA yeah yeah hey Monica we're done
hey Monica we're done
[Applause]
what did you say hello would you say
told me what you were saying yeah I said
we're done why I I know you're I know
you're using me what are you talking
about why'd you take my car I took your
car keys so I can make sure that you
wouldn't leave for the surprise what
about the credit card she asked for your
PIN yeah what about my credit card why'd
you ask for my pin huh I remember you
told me your PIN was your lucky number I
had t-shirts made for us
I thought you would love them what about
what about the food what what about the
food baby I eat all your food to make
sure you weren't full they made your
favorite sandwich
why Jasper the house keys babe I wanted
to make sure you didn't lock the door
it's not like get out of my house but
it's not even like that get out of my
house now
I'm so sorry this is all new to me you
know and I just I don't know what I'm
doing but at the end of the day I love
you okay
just please forgive me I forgive you
oh I have another surprise you're going
to love it people clothes man I love
surprises
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that is a TV
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[Laughter]
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