- And tell April what she's won!
(Announcer): April, you've just won a brand new 20 foot sailboat!
- Congratulations, April!
- I don't want the sailboat, I live in a studio apartment!
- Can I just get the money?
- Nope. And you get to pay the extremely high taxes on the boat!
- Just a sec!
- Hi Mr. Washington~ -Hey, how you doin'?
- I just want to let you know you've been evicted by not paying your bills!
-Oh, that's a nice boat! -Thanks.
-Every game show ever.
- Now Marty for five points. What does Karen dislike most about her body?
- Well, I like to think I know my wife pretty well, so I'm gonna say her stinky feet!
- Sorry Marty that's incorrect. - Oh is it your disgusting bacne?
- Uh, Marty you can stop guessing now. You -- you can't win any points, so.
-Oh, I know! It's your extra fingers!
- He's right, Bob!
(um excuse me wtf)
- I knew you get it right! We're the perfect couple. - Uh-uh, you freak! I told you about the touchin'!
- Alright... Uh, Karen, how big is Marty's --
(he was gonna say penis huehuehue)
- Show me potato salad!
- Welcome to HQ Trivia! I'm your host Scott Rad -- (buffers) owski (buffers some more)
- Best game eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
- Curved or straight, that's how you know! (uhm)
- Regalis~
- Double macchiato in a hurricane! (dafuq?)
- $20,000 and -- Oh, appears we're experiencing technical difficulties
(slowly morphs into a goat)
- I'll take diarrhea for 300.
- Okay bachelors, tell us one word you would use to describe your date with Brittany!
- Wet.
- SSSSSSSuper wet!
- Pretty f*ckin' wet, Chuck!
- Okay Brittany, which date are you gonna choose?
-None! Jesus, you know I can just do this on Tinder, right?
- I'll take all three!
- Alright, dude.
- So the question is, what is another phrase for making "whoopee" in the "hoo-ha"?
- Ridin' the pork horse! - The yankee delight!
- AHUUUUUUUUUUUUUGA!
- Wait, we're talkin' about f*cking, right?
*laughs*
- Steve Harvey! -STEVE HARVEY!!
- STEVE HAHVEYY!!!
- sTeVe HaRvEEEEeEEEEeeEEEeeeeE
- Whoo, I love white people!
- I'd like to phone a friend.
*speaking Japanese*
(tons of farting noises)
- No deal.
-Okay, Susan. What do you want to do?
-I'll solve, Pat!
- Alright, the hint once again is: "British child wizard with glasses, Harry Potter, uses one."
- Magic hand!
- What? No.
- Okay. On to Gerald.
- Magic sand!
- Jesus Christ, man. are you serious? Look at it. No! B-Bobby!
-mAgiC g-gLanD! wItH tWo Gs!
- Are you guys stupid? No!
- Excuse me, Pat! - Yeah?
- I'd like to buy a tile, please!
(gets the fuck outta here)
- Every game show ever.
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