>>STOP TRYING TO KEEP US OUT ADAM!
WE'RE A PART OF YOU!
>>YEAH MAN!
WE'RE IN YOUR BRAIN!
SO WE GO WHERE YOU GO BRO!
>>OPEN THE DOOR AND WE'LL CUT YOU FREAK PIECE OF GARBAGE!
>>GUYS, PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE DURING THIS PARTY.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO RUIN IT FOR ME.
AND WHERE IS PRACTICALITY?
>>ADAM!
ADAM!
THEY TRIED TO CHAIN ME UP BUT I BROKE FREE!
NO!
>>HEY, HI!
>>MAN, DO YOU NEED HELP CLOSING THE DOOR?
>>NO, NO.
I-- >>YOU LOOK KIND OF WEAK
AND TALKING TO YOURSELF.
JUST SAYIN'.
>>I-- YEAH.
I'M-- I AM JUST WEAK AND
I TALK TO MYSELF.
>>I'M SURE-- DID THAT DOOR JUST
CLOSE ON ITS OWN?
>>[GASP] HE KNOWS TOO MUCH!
>>PUNCH HIM IN THE THROAT!
>>YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.
SEE GUYS?
YOU ARE ALREADY MAKING ME LOOK CRAZY!
>>OH MAN I LOVE THIS SONG.
GO DANCE!
>>NO IMPULSIVE!
YOU KNOW I AM A TERRIBLE DANCER.
>>LEAVE YOUR DANCE MOVES TO THE COOL SIDE.
ONE OF THESE.
OH YEAH.
HOW ABOUT ONE OF THESE.
AND THEN HIT, HIT.
HIT IT WITH YOUR HIPS.
>>ALL RIGHT THAT WAS PRETTY AWESOME.
SO, CAN'T GO WRONG WITH THAT RIGHT?
>>NO, NO, NO.
THIS IS A BAD IDEA!
>>OH.
OH.
>>GET IT WITH THE HIPS.
>>UH, MAYBE DANCING IS NOT OKAY.
UH, HEY GUYS.
UM, WHY DON'T WE PLAY MONOPOLY?
>>YES, THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE!
>>DUDE, WE SHOULD PLAY SETTLERS OF CATAN INSTEAD.
>>NO!
>>YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
NO ONE REALLY LIKES MONOPOLY.
>>WHAT DID HE SAY?
ADAM, GRAB HIM BY THE ACHILLES TENDON.
>>NO, NO, NO, NO!
CALM DOWN BELLIGERENT.
WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE ADAM LOOK COOL AND NOT STIR
HIM INTO A VIOLENT RAGE!
>>THROW THAT DRINK ON HIM.
>>WHAT IS YOUR DEAL MAN?
>>HEY, HEY, HEY, JUST TELL HIM SOMETIMES
YOU GOT TO PLAY HARD TO WIN FOR REAL TIMES PLAYER!
>>SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO PLAY HARD TO WIN FOR REAL TIMES PLAYER!
>>ONE MORE TIME. ONE MORE TIME.
>>SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO PLAY HARD TO WIN FOR REAL TIMES PLAYER!
>>I DON'T GET IT.
>>ADAM! ADAM! THAT GIRL YOU LIKE IS CRYING.
>>SHE'S CRYING? RUN AWAY!
>>NO, NO.
I SHOULD HELP HER, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
>>I'LL COACH YOU.
>>ASK HER WHAT'S WRONG.
>>HEY MARIE. WHAT'S WRONG?
>>HEY ADAM. SORRY I JUST I GOT A PHONE CALL.
MY DOG WAS HIT BY A CAR.
IT WAS MY ONLY PET FOR EIGHT YEARS.
>>OH.
>>ALL I CAN THINK IS DEAD DOG.
JUST DON'T SAY DEAD DOG.
>>DEAD DOG.
>>WHAT?
>>UH, PAT HER ON THE BACK AND SAY,
"THERE, THERE PUMPKIN".
>>THERE, THERE PUNKIN'.
>>THAT WAS HIS NAME!
>>OH!
JUST MAKE IT STOP!
>>STOP!
>>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>>I'M SO SORRY.
>>IT'S FINE.
IT'S JUST NICE TO BE SITTING HERE WITH SOMEONE.
SOMEONE I REALLY LIKE.
>>OH!
>>OH YEAH!
AND YOU GOT TO SING TO HER DOG!
YOU SAY, "BOO, YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU TOO."
>>BOO, YOU KNOW I-- >>THAT'S HANNAH JONES.
THAT GIRL IS FINE, FINE, FINE!
OW!
>>OH, BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT!
>>AWOOOGA!
WOMEN ARE OBJECTS!
WAIT...
>>ARE YOU CHECKING OUT HANNAH JONES?
>>LIE.
>>SO WHAT?
>>NO WAY!
>>NO, YOU WERE.
YOU WERE JUST LOOKING AT HER FOR LIKE A MINUTE.
>>NO.
MARIE, I JUST-- >>DEAD DOG.
>>DEAD DOG.
>>UH, I GOT TO GO.
>>OH!
>>DUDE, THROW THIS WRENCH.
>>WHAT?
AH!
>>OW!
AH!
DUDE!
WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?
>>YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
>>SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO PLAY HARD TO WIN FOR REAL TIMES BROTHER.