bye hey can you hand me that you can just kick it i got you
yeah i made out with your sister what are you gonna hang out with your sister
yeah about to pick her up i think she's really hot
huh yeah that's what i would have bought with the three signs yeah yeah you told me to buy them
if you happen to have on pants similar to these simply take your shoes off and place both of your
legs into one of the pant holes now pull the waist all the way up what about the remaining
leg you have simply put your arms through it and why not well this is flattering lexi check him out
he's cute he's all right he's really cute stop he's really cute say hi say hi to him stop hey
dude i spent the cutest girl ever in starbucks how cute do 10 out of 10 queues no way i haven't got
a number and she said she's down to hang out right now hey oh this is her that's my sister
hey lexi i bet you a hundred dollars i can make you clean my room with one word
okay tyler ooh is it cute who's tyler let's see do you want me to dust too yes please
ow ah lexi i just stapled my finger
oh no you pulled out no just hold on one second pull it out hello hey no i'm not doing anything
way out of this situation take a breath put it on and carefully put it on your butt under your jeans
wow the push-up is doing its job take that kim k this could have turned out better
i like you what i like you i shampoo i like you i have to poop i like you i like crew i like you
you poo all i'm thinking about it's i like you a lot i like you too we're really good friends
all right lexi what did i just do you missed okay and what is this a steak you're a mistake
rude thanks mom
ow mom stop
hello yo what's up mason yo what's good i'm just with my girlfriend we're looking for something to
do uh you guys want to cruise over yeah yeah we're down okay yeah all right okay please did you just
say go yes i mean no you said girlfriend didn't you i know but i'm recording like
i hate you brent want to do this tick tock challenge really fast okay okay so on three
make the ugliest phase possible okay okay one no wait wait until three to do the ugly
one you're mean let me get my bag real quick
oh my god oh my god it's stuck let me get my bag real quick
hey mom did you know if you put salt on top of ketchup it heats up put some salt no way
wait do you hear that what ah what did you think i would fall for that bread
hey lexi can you pass me the basketball yeah thank you wow actually maybe the broccoli instead
what thank you oh yeah lucky charm to do it thank you chill please chill you know what maybe give
me the hamburger butts where is this coming from thank you where is this stuff coming from actually
i'm not really that hungry oh all right pearson this is your stop oh thanks so much for the ride
what what just said do you see that too
we're going to prank our mom
mom um the cousins asked us to hang out but we said that we couldn't
because you fell down the stairs but now they're following us home to make sure that you're okay
so can you like lay on the stairs and pretend like you fell down them
no no you have to i am not doing that mom are you okay
there are no cousins
thanks for covering for us mom all right lexi ready yup here we go and go oh i got one
here we go oh god hey lexi yeah i'm gonna go to chipotle real quick okay maybe get like a burrito
or something cool i'm starving nice probably gonna take mom's car okay i'm gonna be gone for a little
bit okay can you come you could have just asked let's go brent the craziest thing just happened
to me some guy drove by and said that if he could slap my butt he'd give me an ice cream cone
he went that way man the craziest thing just happened what in the world are you ready i'm ready
okay what's this piercing butterfly okay what is what is this a wing okay remember that word okay
go like this
okay say that word three times hello
hey nada can you come over not right now bryn but i'm home alone with no food
andrew andrew i'm really hungry
yo andrew oh i held myself to the bagels downstairs hope you don't mind
at least i don't have chopstick legs well at least i don't have a big forehead at least mom loves me
alan oh hey what's up man alex
hey can i have the charger yeah oh thank you yo can i use the charger what are you
at eight percent no way dude i'm at 85. dude come on give me the charger
hey ellen this is cat oh hey nice to meet you alex this is kat brent has a girlfriend guys
i'm trying to watch a movie on my laptop right now but it's literally frozen and so i try to put on
the tv but it's frozen too unbelievable hey brent what can you take me to jessica no i'm busy ow
mom rent we're here thanks brent put your finger on the screen and wiggle it up and down
i ate the last ice cream cone
what it's funny what you literally ate all my ice cream cones mom no don't bring mom
okay so lexi put the straw in your mouth oh god okay all right so i've been practicing
my bow and arrow skills and what i'm going to do is i'm going to cut the straw in half okay
so before we start this is what it's going to sound like listen okay
so don't move all right it's a bad idea here we go on three one two three
no way i got it i got it yo yo she's calling she's calling hey babe where are you i can't
hear you right now i'm in a bunch of traffic get out of the road what was that it actually started
raining really hard and thunder are you okay oh my god are you kidding me some lady ran into me give
me a license plate oh she's walking over to me oh she just slapped me oh she just slapped me again
stop dude stop
who's the craziest
who's the sensitive one
who has the better love life i can't hold my eyes anymore who gets away with the most stuff oh yes
who's the teacher's pet the favorite child oh what oh my gosh it's the swimsuit bottoms that i wanted
and the shirt can you guys like pretend to be girls for two seconds and hype me up oh my god
dude i'm not doing anything i don't know what
what is wrong with you hey lexi
oh my god don't do it don't you dare do it oh my god brad how would you do that
what no no no no you want some chips yes
why would you do that i need your guys's help a boy broke my heart
brent you driving oh yeah let's go this is chipotle i know i just needed a ride bye guys all
right so mom keep your eye on that lemon okay here we go whoa now watch this oh my gosh pretty good
and now both of them wow okay i'm gonna try and make both of them disappear all right
are you serious how does she know everything who's the thickest who's most likely to get arrested
who's the craziest who's the meanie what who's the prettiest who's the sensitive one what
hey lexie what do you want boob where do you think you're going coming mom
oh so you're calling me mom now who's he he's um he's my math tutor oh yeah what's two plus two
coming mom big brothers are supposed to support you not ruin your life dang she seems really upset
oh my mac and cheese is ready