Woah there she is
Okay guys just be careful
Yeah
OH! Squad at 180!
Alright
Nice!
Lets get that drop!
K, now does anyone want anything specif--
Woah woah wait wait wait
...Adam?
Adam!
ADAM NO!!!
Oh my god!
Adam!
Adam! ADAM!
Adam!
Oh mate!
Oh God!
Ad-eh-fe-he...
NOOOOOOO!!!!
Ah-na-fe-ge-fe-de-he!
Ah you shouldn't have--
AH! AHHHHH!!!
Ah-ne-we-te-te-te-te!
You shouldn't have been there!
Why is it always the good ones that go!?
Lord don't take my friend from me!
I never got to kiss him!
Don't you take him!!
My sweet prince!
Adam, Adam, listen, listen
We're all here
We are!
It's okay
We're all here with you
I - I - I'm okay...
I'm okay
That's the spirit Adam
Be brave
I'm okay
That's right!
In heaven everything is going to be okay!
I'm actually okay
That's the spirit mate
Here we go
Let's just chuck a bandage on aye?
Ahhh!
No, no, Adam, no...
You've been shot in the stomach mate
I'll just chuck another bandage on, I'll be all fine
I'll be good
Adam, um...
Why are you bandaging your arm? You've been shot in the stomach mate
Aaaand number 3, this one will be good
I feel like you're missing the bulk of the problem...
Just one more bandage here we go...
Look at this guy
Just tuck this guy in here...
There we go
Theeere we go!
Let's do it guys!
How about we go get that loot??
O - okay...
Heeeeeere we gooooo!
Oh yes! A car!
Oh thank God!
Alright lets get the hell out of here...
Phew - okay lets go
Guys I --
I can't get in the car...
What?
No - I - I can't get in!
What's going on?
Well I - I don't know it's not even giving me the prompt!
Oh
Hello
Guys
Who the hell is this?
That's a really good question
Who are you?
My name's Rory
It's really lovely to meet you guys
Were you going to kill us all with that pan?
What?!
This ol' gal!?
Noooo... never... this was...
This was just, you know?
You never know when you're going to cook some eggs or something like that...
Get out of my seat!
Will you kill me if I do?
Were you going to kill us ... ?
No I wasn't going to do anything okay? I swear!
He's weirding the shit out of me back here guys
Yeah he's weirding me out!
Let's hear him out
Oh right so a guy just waits in the passenger seat of a car --
You have to have some faith in humanity guys! Come on!
That's easy for you to say, you're not sitting back here with him
If someone just sits in your car they're not --
Look at him! He's wearing a ghillie suit!
Someones not trying to harm you if they nicely get into your car...
Uhhh - guys...
No that's frikken weird!
Exactly
GUYS!
He seems like a trustworthy guy!
You guys aren't sitting back here with him
Come on Alan
Why are you standing up for him?
I appreciate your faith in humanity but it is ill-placed here!
Is that what you think? - I don't trust him
*muffled arguing*
Eurgh... yep...
This is your team Ben...
This is who you want to play competitively with...
Unbelievable
What's up assholes?
Ben?
Ben is that you?
You look kind of different somehow...
Yeah...
I got a new skin
Oh! That's it! Look he got a new skin!
Yeah I just wanted to try something different
Why that skin?
Really?
Yeah really
You're really asking me why I picked this skin?
Yes Ben, I'm asking you why you picked that skin!
Well, first of all, smaller hitbox
Ah, pretty sure that's not a thing, so...
Well, pretty sure you're bigger than me, which makes you a bigger target... so...
makes a lot of sense to me
Okay, agree to disagree, but...
Definitely not a thing
Secondly
Look at me
Just look at me
Now, look at you
What, what!?
Nothing?
No, nothing
Well I for one am fully on board with this, I think this is great
Yeah
How - how much?
3,000
Thats a bargain! That's me after this game
Ah omg, okay? Well, you guys are both stupid
And and and - like..
I'm kinda pissed off, you're breaking the guy-code
Okay, Rowan, do me a favour and just crawl around on the ground for me
What?
Just do it
Crawl on the ground
Okay...
Okay, I see
Mm-hmm
Yip, makes sense...
Hrmphhhhsss!
Garr!
Oh!
God!
Damn it...
*sigh*.... hey
Oh mate
Haven't they fixed that yet?
Na
Hmm
That does suck doesn't it?
Yeh...
Oh, well, are you okay?
Just disappointed
In what?
Myself I guess
Come on man, it's not really your fault is it?
I know, I know...
So you can't just cut the shoot or something like that?
Na the ah... the prompt...
It hasn't shown up yet
It can feel like forever sometimes can't it?
I just feel kinda bad man...
Na, look, don't feel bad... I get it
I would do it
It's battle points
Did you just buy the game or--
You don't have to make conversation
You can just kill me
I'm just trying to make this as pleasant for you as possible before...
Well... you know...
Okay
If you must know, I've actually clocked over 1,000 hours
on this game. I'm actually training for the PGI tournament
You're training for the PGI tournament?
Yep
I'm actually pretty good at this game
Right
Yeah, of course you are
I know it doesn't really look like it right now
Ha ha ha
Well...
I'm going to kill you now
Okay
This is so tense. I love it
Where the hell are they?
They could literally be anywhere
Guys just be cool okay?
We've got a really good position here
Guys I'm freaking out
Are they behind us??
It's so quiet
It's like impossible to see anything - theres so much freaking cover
Keep your eyes out for any small amount of movement
Because nobody is going to want to give away their position
*sound of smoke grenade going off*
Wel...
Found them
Actually kind of disappointing
Yeah... little bit...
*Sigh*... idiots...
Alright guys circles coming in lets pick up the pace
Don't forget to un-equip your weapons
Ah yip we're all good
What the hell??
Why are you guys running so much faster than me?
Seriously?
Yeah, seriously
Are you sure?
It could just be your imagination Ben?
No! No! I was running ahead and then you guys overtook me
I don't get it - I mean I unequipped my weapon
That's real weird...
That doesn't make any sense to me, or any of us...
And you can still move right?
Yes Rowan! I can still move. Obviously
It'll probably just sort itself out then
Yeah we should probably just keep going aye? - Yeah
Have you had an energy drink?
Ah! Maybe that's what it is. I'll have an energy drink
No...
Still not working
Okay!
Careful game this time!
*BANG*
Okay... final two...
Ah!
Wow! You made it all the way through to the end!
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B) you kind of just got up and walked away from the computer
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