All right, Murr's our loser.
Murray's our loser, and you, loser,
have to come here to CompleteBody Gym,
where you're gonna pump some iron.
I'm ready to go.
And we've written a bunch of insults on pieces of paper
and shoved them in that fanny pack.
While you're working out,
you're gonna have to pull them out
and say them to people with tattoos.
So, the insults are about the tattoos.
-Yes. -Clearly.
And if anybody knows about insulting tattoos, it's you.
[ Laughter ]
Oh, my God.
I-I already see one tattoo.
-Okay, there you go, Murray. -[ Laughs ]
Second tattoo, third tattoo. Oh, my God.
Q: All right, now just make your way through
every insult in the fanny pack.
You know how far away we are if anything goes down?
And you also know how ineffective we'd be
if anything goes down?
Holy -- Look at how much weight this is.
Sal: Look to your right.
Oh, tattoo on his back.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, this guy's...huge.
It just got so real for you, didn't it?
Pull out a piece of paper.
Joe: Pull out a piece of paper.
-Ah! -Oh!
-Get in there, Murr. -I -- Excuse me. I'm sorry.
I thought only chicks had tattoos like that,
the -- the -- right?
Ohh! Ahh.
"Is this guy trying to get knocked on his ass?"
I thought it was a -- like, only chicks had that.
You know what? Carry on with the conversation.
I'm gonna be...
[ Laughs ]
Look at the face! Look at his face!
He's so confused.
Look, the whole group is confused.
[ Laughter ]
He goes, "This guy. This guy."
He's laughing. Look, he can't believe it.
His mind's blown. His mind's blown.
Because no one the size of Murray
would ever say something like that.
This guy's got a great attitude.
Hey, there's a guy with a tattoo
working out right next to you, Murr.
[ Laughter ]
All right, here he goes. Let's load one up, Murr.
Hang on. Let me see what this is.
This could go bad.
You know... [ Chuckles ] I, uh --
I know a guy that can fix that for you.
Oh, God!
The -- the tattoo.
I know a guy that can fix it.
He does great work fixing tattoos.
Yeah.
Oh, it's all right? All right. Okay, no problem.
[ Laughter ]
-It's so personal. -Yes.
-It's -- You -- You chose it. -Right.
You got it inked on you... -It has meaning to you.
-Forever. -...till the day you pass on.
You wear it with pride normally.
And here comes this -- this guy.
Look, they're looking at you.
[ Laughter ]
Now onto the next one.
And there's also this girl to your left.
Yeah, look to your left right now.
Oh, God.
Sal: She's ripped. Oh, my God.
Yeah, why don't we get in there?
Murr: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
Is that -- [ Chuckles ]
The tattoo --
the -- it --
it looks like a child did it.
Ohh!
I don't even want to listen to what's about to happen.
Th-that one -- is it -- did you have, like, a --
a young person did it for you, or no?
Did -- Was it a child? No, it wasn't -- it wasn't --
Oh, I don't know. That's why I was asking.
It wasn't a child?
Oh, I didn't realize. I didn't realize.
-Get out of there! -Okay. Okay, great.
Sal: [ Laughs ] Oh, my God!
That was crazy.
Almost there, pal, almost there.
Oh, my God. Excuse me.
Did -- did you get that in --
did you get that in prison, the...
[ Laughter ]
[ Chuckles ]
No, the tattoo -- you didn't get it in prison?
-No, no, no. -Oh. Cool. Where'd you get it?
California.
I knew it was either California or prison.
[ Laughter ]
-[ Laughing ] I can't take it. -All right, Murr,
This is it.
Murr, go back and give that guy another line from the bag.
[ Chuckling ] What guy?
Drive fast, Murray.
Oh, my God.
This is -- This is my death right here.
You haven't gotten killed yet.
Oh, my God. You know --
You know what it is? It's -- it's a --
it's a -- it's a cute doodle.
Oh!
-What, the fanny pack? -Yeah.
-Aah! -Aah!
Get out of there! Get out of there!
[ Murr chuckles nervously ]
[ Laughter ]
He got it.
He got through the whole fanny pack and didn't get killed.
[ Laughter ]