S: Time for a fashion show
S: Here's our model H: [laughs]
H: I have gotten some new clothes over the past couple months
S: Uh huh H: That I am going to model for you
H: Not everything I'm gonna wear is new, like I got some new skirts but not tops
H: So I'll have some-- S: Onward with the fashion
H: I guess I'm done
S: Presenting model Hannah Burcaw
S: In her fashion debut, rated and critiqued by me
H: You're rating them? S: Obviously I'm rating them
H: Critiquing them? [laughs] S: Yes, and I will be strict
S: I think maybe for framing wise, I'll just stay front and centre here
H: Can you please move? I'm ready S: Oh, you have an outfit on already?
H: Yeah
S: Alright no, I'm actually gonna go all the way out of frame
[intro song] Hello, hello, welcome to the show, welcome to the show
Welcome to the show, it's time to talk about our lives [Chloe bark]
S: Alright, never fear everyone, I'm just out of frame
S: But you can still hear my soothing voice
H: I'm probably in frame already S: Probably, go ahead
H: Shall I walk in? S: Fashion, oh, we're doing a--
S: Oh! Stunning H: [laughs]
S: What are these, jeans? H: I don't know where I should stop
H: Probably where you can see my whole outfit
H: My new jeans, and new tank top S: Isn't there a story about those jeans?
H: There is a story about these jeans S: They're not the right size [laughs]
H: [laughs] They're not, so I got these jeans
H: I'm gonna come a little closer so I'm not screaming, I'm gonna bend down
S: She's in the bathroom position H: The brand of these jeans is called Fit Jeans
H: And the whole point is that they fit tight in the waist
H: Because the waist always gaps on jeans for me
S: Hannah has an hourglass figure H: So Shane found this brand
H: And was like you should try these jeans, that's the whole point is that the waist won't gap
H: So I was like okay, so I looked at their size guide and I ordered a size medium
H: This was over a year ago, maybe a year and a half, two years ago
S: They're from Sweden H: They're from Sweden
H: So I order a size medium, they come, giant gap on the waist
H: They did not fit and I was like what the heck?
H: I looked into returning them and I would have had to pay to send them back to Sweden
H: So I've just been wearing them S: 74 kroner
H: Something like that, anyway I've just been wearing them, the gap is fine
H: It's just like every other pair of jeans I've ever had, there's a gap, it's whatever
S: Because of the size of her rear end
H: Okay, oh my god S: This is a fun fashion show
H: And then recently, I decided to order a new pair in a smaller size
H: I was like it's time, it's been 2 years, whatever, I'm gonna order a new pair
H: Meant to order a small, one size down, accidentally ordered an extra small
S: She was drinking heavily at the time [laughs] H: [laughs]
H: No, I think my browser refreshed, I had it open on my computer for months
H: Waiting to buy these, and then I finally was like I'll just buy them
H: Bought them, got the wrong size, these are an extra small
H: They are too tight S: Back up, show them the butt
H: Well, no S: The butt looks really good
H: But they're just, I mean they're fine, they fit but I wouldn't go to dinner in them
H: Because sitting is... S: Like you can't breathe in them?
H: But they're stretchy, but I'm just like ugh I would've liked a small, you know?
S: Okay, wait from on, no more talking about the clothes
H: No I have one more thing, these tank tops if you've ever seen me in tank tops
H: Which is like the only thing I ever wear S: Every video we've ever made
H: Every video we've ever made, I am in one of these tank tops
H: They are like 1.99 / 2.99 dollars from Forever 21
H: I buy them every few months just in case they stop making them
H: So now I have like 15 of them S: In every shade of the rainbow
H: And some multiples, like I have four black ones
S: Alright, on with the fashion H: Highly recommend, best tanktops ever
S: No more talking H: Okay
S: Alright fashion freaks, if you're a fan of fashion
S: You're gonna love this next outfit
S: Woah, summer picnic by Hannah Burcaw
H: So, shorts I got at the end of the year, I can't decide if I think they're hideous or not
H: They're extremely comfortable and stretchy S: They're long boys
H: And they're so long, so S: That's a problem for you, right?
H: Shorts are always too short so I love them
S: When we walk around town, and she's constantly yanking her shorts up
H: Yeah, it's so annoying, and then I'm sorry, does everyone see what's happening here?
S: This is adorable H: It's a pocket and Chloe is coming out of it
S: Actual Chloe H: Actual Chloe
H: And this is actually a gifted t shirt, the name of the company is Perky Prints
H: They print your dog on your shirt coming out of your pocket
H: And also on art frames, it's great S: We'll put the link below
H: Yeah, alright S: I have to rate the outfit, hold on
H: What was the last one? S: Uh, okay, it's five of ten
S: This one is a three of ten because it's winter, we need warm clothing to survive
H: Oh my god, okay S: [laughs]
S: I love it though, I love every outfit H: I didn't know that was your rating system
S: Well it will change for every outfit
S: Hurry cause we're still rolling H: I know
S: In the meantime I'll entertain you all with a song
S: [singing] Fashion makes great friends, fashion feels fantastic
S: Fashion fluctuates, and fizzles
S: Fashion ebbs and flows
S: Fashion freaks and fashion fanatics
S: Where will fashion go?
S: Only you can know
S: Well that was nice, if I do say so myself
S: [singing] She's taking forever
S: I bet you didn't expect to watch a video like this today
H: I feel very bad for our viewers S: Outfit number 3, ta da, woah
H: Did not mean for that to almost show my boobs
S: Woah woah woah, what is this? H: This is just my regular leggings
H: And a shirt S: Oh, this is your washcloth shirt
H: [sighs] I bought this, I was so excited about it, brought it home
H: And if you can see the fabric, Shane calls it my washcloth shirt
H: That is just so nice S: It looks cute though
S: It's very like old fashioned, no not old fashioned, retro
H: You always know exactly what to say, Shane, wash cloth, old fashioned
S: Retro H: The brand is Free People
H: I got it at Nordstrom, on sale S: Great top
H: So I don't know if they still have any of these things
S: What about pants? H: The pants are Lululemon
H: I got them years ago S: Are they new? Years ago
H: Yeah S: Ah
H: Not new, but they're the Align Lululemon leggings, last a long time
H: So soft, buttery and comfortable S: Do a twirl?
S: Woah, great coverage
H: What's your rating? S: 7 out of 10
H: Wow S: Cozy, 10 out of 10 for cosyness
H: Wow, thank you [kiss]
H: I heard you were rating high for cozyness and comfort
S: Alright fashion friends, here we have the green brigade
S: Wow, that looks cozy
S: Oooh H: Got another one of my tank tops underneath
S: You look like you're heading to a boxing match, put your fists up
S: No, like... yeah, yeah, jump around a little bit
S: She's training to fight Apollo H: Okay
S: Beautiful, that's really cute, I love the hat
H: Thank you S: It's also mine, but..
H: It is yours, but I am wearing it right now cause it matches my sweatshirt
H: This sweatshirt is Eddie Bauer S: Eddie Bwer it's pronounced
H: Eddie Boo S: Eddie Byoo
S: Same pants? H: Yeah, same pants
S: Ooh, that is minus 5 points, you would've been at a 10, but because of the pants
S: You're at 5 of 10, great outfit H: Oh my god
H: Alright coming in, this one's wrinkled S: Alright fashion aficionados
S: Here we have... uh
H: Wrinkly S: Wrinkly nightmare
H: Oh my god [laughs] S: Very cute
H: These are from Madewell, and then this shirt is from Good Human
H: It's a little bit wrinkly and I got water on it just now in the bathroom
S: Very nice, what does it say? H: It says gratitude in a little rainbow
S: Gratitude, wow H: What's your rating?
S: I like that one, it's a great everyday look, 9 out of 10
H: Wow, thank you
H: Now Shane, tell me, why did we not just raise the tripod higher
S: What do you mean? H: My head is cut out
S: No, your head was in it H: Nope, I have to squat
S: Alright, fanboys of fashion, listen up and open your eyes wide
S: Because what we have here is a freaky, a fun, a professional new look
S: By Hannah Burcaw, woah
H: It's a skort S: Is it? What does that mean?
H: It's got shorts S: Woah
H: Love it S: Wow
H: Paired with another tank top S: Nice, and a great sweater
H: Yeah, thank you S: Very cute, is this professional or no?
H: Not particularly, it's a little short to be considered professional
S: Do a spin H: Professional for our career
S: Professional in that you don't have shoes on
H: Wouldn't wear it to a speaking engagement probably
S: Very cute, 9 out of 10 H: Thank you
S: I love it, and I love that sweatshirt
H: My cardigan? S: Yeah
S: I will be sleeping with that tonight H: Oh my god
S: We have Elizabeth Aylward, who are you wearing?
L: [laughs]
S: Alright, fashion, fashion... H: Faux-paus?
S: Alright, fashion faux pas, here is a fresh new look from, what was it?
H: It's not fresh or new, I bought this when I was 16, it's April Cornell
S: April Cornell? H: Which my mom used to dress me in
H: When I was little S: Is that a friend of yours, or..?
S: It's a person? H: Floral, so cute, I never wear it
H: I really should S: Do a spin, I just like the spins
S: Woah H: See the bottom?
S: Like a real mermaid, wow, great jump
H: Oh my god
S: Do a headstand H: We're done
S: I loved that one, I really did, 9 out of 10
H: 9 out of 10? S: Yeah
H: Wow
S: Alright fashion [bleep]s H: Shane [laughs]
H: You can't do that S: I'm out of f words
S: Alright, here we have the maiden of the land
H: Uh huh S: Wow, very cute
H: Big amazing spin, big twirl S: Wow, what is this?
H: This is a babydoll dress is the name of it
S: Babydoll dress? H: That's the fit of it
H: From Hackwith Design Shop here in Minnesota
H: A small business here in St Paul S: Lovely
H: They sew everything here in Minnesota and they sent me this dress
H: So thank you to them, I love it, shouldn't have grabbed my boobs
H: You like it? S: And the little belt that you put on it
H: That's my mother's, I just took it from her S: [laughs] And there's a tag in the back also
H: Yep, but I can't reach that, haven't taken it off yet
H: Isn't it so cute? S: Beautiful, 9 out of 10
H: Thank, it's so comfy S: Plus one for beauty of the face
S: 10 out of 10 H: This one got the beauty of the face?
S: The other ones you looked a little sour around the edges
S: Alright everyone, that was our fashion show
H: Yes, I'm sorry the tripod was so low, I feel like we really would've gotten a better angle
H: If it wasn't filming for my belly button S: You need to stop blaming the tripod
S: And blame the model H: [laughs]
S: Alright everyone, if you would like to purchase any of the items that you see here today
H: We are not offering S: Many of them are already sold out
S: Or discontinued, but we will do our best to put all of the names in the description below
H: Yeah
S: Remember, it's not about what you wear, it's about how long you wear it
S: Good night and stay humble H: Oh my god, that was a sign off