Wouldn't it be dandy
to eat some weird cotton candy?
Let's talk about that.
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Good mythical morning.
Mm, it is a good one, Rhett.
- I'm glad you're here. - Hey.
Yeah, I'm glad I'm here, too.
I could do it without you, but I don't prefer it.
Today, we're gonna be exploring
a brand-new Christmas fashion trend for men,
so buckle up for that.
We're gonna be reading some YouTuber Tweets,
and trying to speed-eat a watermelon,
like they do on Reddit.
But first, today is Cotton Candy Day,
that glorious day when Cotton Candy Randy
sneaks in through your doggy door
to whisper his sugary sweet nothings
in your ear while you sleep.
Cotton Candy Randy? That happens?
You don't remember that from when we were kids?
- No. - Maybe he just came to my house.
No. Okay, well, to celebrate, uh,
we wanted to see if we could identify
a bunch of different cotton candy flavors
by our flavor tasters alone.
- Yes. - It's time to play...
As you can see, we can't.
Okay, we are going to be brought a thing of cotton candy.
Yes, that is the official unit of measurement
for cotton candy and bacon rings.
- Mm-hmm. - Uh, it will be brought to us on the patent pending
Cotton Candy Swab.
We will taste it, and then, uh,
- whoever gets more right, - Yeah, on a-- after--
- is the winner. - after a three, two, one count,
we each have to say what we think it is
that we are tasting in cotton candy form.
And the loser is gonna be visited by Cotton Candy Randy,
even though I still don't believe that's a thing.
Oh, he's real.
Okay, let's bring in the first cotton candy thing.
- Uh, there it is. - Oh, it's so fluffy.
This is, like, the least dangerous
interaction we've had while blindfolded.
I'm smelling-- a lot of smelling first. Mm.
Wow, it's hard to tell if it's-- well, it's sweet
because it's cotton candy,
but then I can't tell if the flavoring is like--
- No, it's savory. - A savory flavory on top of it
Uh, well, I'll give you a clue,
- it's definitely a savory flavor - Oh, God.
- P.A.: Sorry, sorry. - Don't jab it in my mouth. Let me do it.
- I'm gonna lost in this. - There is a savoriness to it. Mm.
Boy, never celebrated Cotton Candy Day before.
I don't know, I feel pretty strong about what this is,
- but I may be wrong. - Woman: You ready to guess?
- Yeah. - Woman: Three, two, one.
- Parmesan Cheese. - Maple.
I think it is sweet. Maple syrup.
Woman: Uh, it was butter.
-
- Mm-hmm. - Mm.
- Swab me. - Where is--
In my face-- oh! Mm.
My favorite part is this.
It's like somebody with a big fluffy sweater is--
- Ooh. - I'm like on a subway and I'm--
Ooh, I know what this is.
I'm like a short person on a subway.
I've never had that sensation.
And I'm just, like, in the back of somebody's sweater, I'm like,
Mm, they got-- mm.
Don't eat somebody's sweater on the subway.
This is very enjoyable.
- Very good. Very, very good. - Mm.
This is gotta already be a thing I would think.
All right, I know what this is.
I'm all over this.
Woman: Okay. Three, two, one.
- Cinnamon - Graham Crackers.
- Woman: So close. - Smores.
Uh, cinnamon roll, Cinnabon.
Woman: It's cinnamon something--
- Oh! - Woman: I'm gonna give you one more try.
- Cinnamon roll-- - Cinnamon--
- Cinnamon Sugar! - Woman: Link.
- Cinnamon Toast Crunch. - Woman: Correct.
- Oh, that's it, that's it, that's it! - Yes!
That's definitely it. What did you--
What was the first thing you said--
- You said graham crackers so-- - Graham cracker.
- We each got one side. - Right.
Of the cereal.
I said cinnamon, you said graham cracker.
Okay, but I'll give it to Link.
He got the full thing.
- All right, bring 'em in. - ( smacking lips )
( snorting )
Oh, gosh.
- Not a great flavor for cotton candy. - No, no, no, no.
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, I know what this is. - Ew, it's still wet.
Mm, I think I know what this is too.
Ew!
- I like it. - ( laughter )
I do not like it.
I think I know what it is.
- It's so obvious. - I know what it is.
All right, we're ready.
- ( muffled ) Mm, no, no. - We're ready!
- I'm ready! - We're not ready.
- Come on, three, two, one, - Got it, got it.
Woman: Okay, three, two, one.
- Pizza. - Old Bay Seasoning.
- Pizza. - ( laughter )
You laughing at him, right?
- Woman: It's pizza. - Yeah!
Old Bay Seasoning is on some pizza.
Not on pizza.
The reason I got that is because it didn't taste like pizza,
it tasted like pizza flavoring,
and I was like, what is that thing that tastes like--
Doesn't taste like pizza, but it tastes like-- Oh, pizza flavoring.
All right, we're tied.
I think you should put Old Bay Seasoning on a pizza.
- I'm sure it'll be good. - I mean--
Where is it, where is it?
Swab it.
Mm, subtle, but elegant.
Link: Oh.
Rhett: It really, the thing that this is closest to
is when I put my nose in Barbara.
( growling )
That's what Barbara would do.
Oh.
- Ew. Ugh. - ( laughter )
That's horrible.
- Well, it's not good. - ( laughter )
- Is it down here? - It definitely...
it influ-- the sugar influences everything,
It's so subtle.
I don't have anything to go on.
Did you have a slight hint for us.
Woman: Okay, if you were at the grocery store,
you would go to the produce section.
Oh, I know, I got it.
I got it. I got it, I got it, I got, I got it.
- Woman: Link are you ready? - Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Woman: Three, two, one.
- Broccoli. - Brussels sprouts.
No.
Woman: Do you want a further hint or do you want the answer?
Cauli-- cauli-- cauliflower sprouts.
- Woman: What is that? - No, okay, no. Let's--
Woman: It's in a salad.
Spinach.
In other places you call it.
- Onions. - Lettuce.
Rocket.
- You call it what? - Sprockets.
Woman: Rocket.
- What? - Woman: Well, that was just the answer.
- It's arugula. - Asparagus, asparagus, asparagus, asparagus.
- Woman: Arugula. Arugula. - Arugula.
What? Why do you call arugula, rocket?
- ( laughter ) - What other places are you talking about Stevie?
Stevie: I think everywhere else other than the US
they call it rocket.
I don't travel.
Okay, swab us.
Oh. Oh. Hm.
Hm.
Mm. Meaty.
( grunts )
It's-- ( retching )
You don't want meat to be in your cotton candy, man.
- It's not that bad. - It's grossing me out, horrible.
- What is wrong with you, man? - I don't know,
it's just being afraid of what kind of what kind of
Did you stick his in something else?
- 'Cause it's not bad. - Oh, gosh.
It's like ham.
Man, it tastes like Parmesan cheese again.
It is funny that I could convince myself
that it is like burned Parmesan cheese.
Like a veal Parmesan that got like a--
like, left in the microwave for a really long time.
Crusty. Crustyville Parmesan,
that is his answer.
Um, I think we might need a hint.
Stevie: Okay, it's not meat.
- It's not? - Stevie: But its... in the sea.
And it's a sauce.
I'm just giving you the answer basically at this point.
It's the sea sauce.
- ( chuckles ) - Stevie: Yes.
- Um... - What? What do you mean a sea sauce?
- It's-- oh, oh. - Like shrimp sauce?
Stevie: Uh, so close.
Shrimp cocktail?
Stevie: It's fish sauce.
- ( buzzer sounds ) - Oh-ho-ho.
- Ew. - Shrimp sauce.
Fish sauce. Uh, I had fish sauce
on some Brussels sprouts the other day
And they were incredible, but--
- And it was nasty. - Who didn't-- who didn't like it?
Me.
We are tied, Rhett,
so whoever gets this one correct seals the deal
that other one's gonna be visited by
that weird cotton candy guy that you believe.
Cotton Candy Randy.
- ( laughter ) - Uh, okay.
And because this is the last round, uh,
typically things escalate for us.
( laughter )
Uh, so I'm anticipating this, uh, not being pleasant.
And I haven't said it before,
but I'll say it now.
I don't really like cotton candy.
- Okay. Yeah. - ( laughter )
- Yeah. - It's so pointless.
It's always overpriced at, like, public events.
- Ew! - Is it in?
- Ooh! - ( Rhett shudders )
( both shuddering )
Only thing I can think to say is--
Ugh!
Um, I don't think I can eat it.
- Uh. - I don't think it's edible.
Okay, I'm just gonna-- for science.
- Ah! - Rhett: Oh, man.
( Link retching )
Uh, not that bad actually.
It's really sugary. It smells horrible.
- It smells horrible, but it tastes like sugar. - It tastes good.
( shudders ) I think you rolled up some cotton candy
underneath a buck's butt.
A buck's butt?
It's like it's buck urine, man.
It's freaking buck urine.
You can't eat that.
It's freaking coyote urine.
It smells so bad but it tastes pretty good.
It tastes like sugar.
- I like the taste. - ( shudders )
Man, what could that be?
How could you-- it can't be buck urine.
It is, it's like-- I think it's synthetic.
So they didn't feel bad about us eating it.
But it's like, buck bait.
But that's my guess, man.
My guess is that it's--
My guess is that it's vomit flavor.
It is urine. It is-- it is, um--
It's to entrap animals.
- Stevie: Okay, you're both incorrect right now. - It's allure.
Stevie: It's something that you would be scared of
if you had your blind folds off.
- A grizzly bear. - ( laughter )
A snake.
Stevie: Creepy crawly.
- Bugs. - Stevie: It is a bug.
- Uh. - Oh, yeah, it sure is.
- It-- - Uh, spiders.
- Uh! - Stevie: So close.
Is there-- is it-- is it--
Scorpions.
Stevie: Go back to spiders.
Oh, is it a black widow?
Spider web.
Tarantula?
- Stevie: Tarantula, correct. - ( bell dings )
Oh! What?
My blindfold's off but I still can't see.
( screams )
( laughter )
Did I put my freaking mouth on that?
Did I freaking put my mouth on that?
( laughter )
Oh, gosh, how close did I get to it?
- Stevie: Very close. - It smells so bad.
My mouth was right there beside-- ugh!
Now, you could have said, be more specific.
- ( laughter ) - When I said spider,
but you said, "Mm, go back to spider" ( laughs )
- Okay. - Hey, man, you get a visit from,
what's his name? Randy Candy?
No, Cotton Candy Randy.
You know what, I have fond memories of him,
so I'm actually looking forward to it.
Well, we'll see in "Good Mythical More,"
but for now, click through as we test the Christmas romper for men.
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