it was always a job and the community's
successful the ones that worked at it
there were a lot of really funny
comedians who would come here and they'd
they'd have a comedy store act they'd
have ten minutes on
this piece of plastic and five minutes
on and then they go somewhere else and
the act didn't work you know my attitude
was always if you're any good if you get
good someplace
get out of there and go to the next
place you know just so many acts would
have
comedy storm and they were funny as long
as they were at the comedy store this
was like a college you know i came here
to go to school to learn
and i did learn it was the greatest
place in the world
without question jay was the funniest of
all of us
i never saw him i never saw him bomb all
the comedians would do our sitting we'd
go outside and we'd talk
someone said jay's json we'd all run
inside we'd all stand in the back i
don't know how women talk about sex with
other women but guys the real stuff
like you know a guy no guy gets laid
once
you know what i'm saying so i was like
hey bob how'd your day go with susan
last night not bad
went back to my place yes we balled
about
52 times
then you talked to susan well bob had a
little problem
i guess he'd been working hard
plus the more guys around the more macho
of the story that's the big thing you
know
a guy will never really say what
happened even if he had a good time
you know guy could have gone to the
girl's house he might have taken a
bubble bath
had a few laughs hugged went to bed
happens a lot
we never hear a guy tell it to where he
got a lawsuit yeah took him back to my
house
hung her by her heels hit her with a gun
but a few times there
fired a dumb dumb bullet in a brother's
forehead
yeah i had a good time
what else does this guy say we don't you
know what else this guy said and i
thought it was fascinating
this guy said that the average male has
10 000 orgasms in his lifetime
called my doctor thursday i have nine
left
then you start thinking about the ones
you wasted i could come to
the club every night and i could hang
out with other comedians
you learn things from watching jay and
you could imitate them a little bit but
because
it was so of jay that it was impossible
i was a a big fan hey do anybody cool
everybody all right
there's a lot of physicality to it like
letterman's saying how can you be so
confident up there and
and i would say how do you write such
great jokes you know i'm a huge believer
in low self-esteem
i think low self-esteem is really what
helps you get ahead because you don't
automatically think you're the smartest
person in the room
you know i'm dyslexic i can't spell i've
never written anything down i just try
to keep it all in my head
and that works for me and if i if i
assume you know i'm not as good as these
guys i'm just have to work a little bit
harder that's what works for me
you