(Upbeat music)
- When you're in the bed, Oh my God,
I just no scoped him, freaking headshot, right in the end.
Dude.
- Kyle.
(Rock music)
Its time to get of the computer and go outside.
God, I Swear your generation's all me, me, me, me, me,
Let me take a selfie, movie, live-stream.
You're just all about yourself.
It's disgusting and selfish.
I'm ashamed of you son.
- All right guys ,I guess I just got
to cut the charity stream short,
but if you'd like to still donate to help the rainforest,
so link will be in my bio.
Thanks for tuning in, we all got to do our part.
(rock music)
- Oh my God.
Son, did you see this?
The reptilian overlords had taken over planned Parenthood
to weaken the human race, I mean, it's all over Facebook.
(upbeat music)
- Dad ,that's ridic,
You can't just believe everything you read on Facebook,
that's insane.
But let me show you this thing
I just learned on TickTock, Okay?
If you hold your right earlobe,
and then hop on one foot, your arms will go numb.
(foot banging)
- Did your arms go numb?
- No.
- Huh.
(Upbeat music)
- My God.
Uh, sweetie, could you run over to the neighbors
and see if they have a screwdriver?
I can't find ours.
Oh, oh, and while you're there,
could you please take the trash cans out to the curb?
- Uh-huh.
Hello, excuse me, sweetie,
Could you put your phone down and listen for a second?
- God, I heard you .
- Oh, ow, okay, then what did I say?
- You said, "When I get a sec, I go
to the neighbors and grab you a screwdriver,
and while I'm out there, take the trash can to the curb."
- Oh.
- Oh, wait mom, did you need a Philip-side
or a Flathead Screwdriver?
(rock music)
- Hello?
Earth two mom?
Just one second, honey, I'm just trying to
send a
text.
Send.
I did it.
(upbeat music)
- I don't agree with you on anything.
(rock music)
- Well I don't agree with you on anything,
except one thing, (beep) millennials.
- Oh man, come on.
Hey, Remember the nineties?
remember Duckling Duck?
Ooh, remember Duck Tails?
Hey, remember Lunchables?
Remember Buffy the vampire Slayer?
Remember Friends?
Remember how we're all Millennials in this sketch
and we refused to make fun of ourselves?
Make fun of Zoomers and Boomers,
as we skipped Millennials, it's crazy.
(rock music)
(joyous music)
- Psst, nice outfit, mom.
- Hey, now I will have, you know that I ,
(upbeat music)
Oh.
- It looks really great on you.
- Thank you sweetie, you too.
(beep) Millennials.
- Hey, remember Digimon?
remember Street Sharks?
Remember Dunkaroos?
- No.
- leave.
- Okay.
- I'm an American, which means I believe in freedom.
- Yeah dad, like freedom of speech.
- That's right Son.
- And freedom to protest.
- Yeah.
- And freedom for two people to get married
regardless of who they love.
- Uh-huh.
- And the freedom to smoke weed.
- Yeah.
- And the freedom to identify as whichever gender
is true to who you are, right dad ?
- Yeah, yeah.
(rock music)
You know, when I was your age,
I wanted to be a firefighter when I grew up,
what do you want to do when you grow up son?
(upbeat music)
- Oh, I don't plan on growing up,
fricking like slit me with a dull knife,
If I ever get gray hairs, you know? Ha ha.
- Ha ha ha.
(rock music)
(joyous music)
- Ooh, ooh, I love this song.
Oh, it reminds me when I used to go dancing
with my girl pals, oh my God.
Come on sweetie, come dance with mommy.
- Mom, That is not dancing, you're just walking
in a circle, and looking stupid.
Now this is dancing.
(upbeat music)
(joyous music)
- Ooh, wow.
(joyous music)
- You know, Millennials may be overly obsessed
with nostalgia, but at least we know how to dance
(house music)
Remember legends of the hidden temple?
Remember rocket power?
Remember, remember Pokemon cards?
Remember the game boy color?
(house music)
I'm getting old, millennials are getting old.
- I mean ,most millennials have diabetes.
- Ha ha ha.
(upbeat music)
- I did it.
- Yeah, this is probably why dad left you.
- Ooh, ha ha.
- (beep) this planet
- Son. I think we need to up your dosage.
- Mom, that's the golden state killer.
- Ha ha ha ha.