Who will take home the gold:
Mr. Krabs of the Krusty Krab...
Don't forget he called ye yellow.
Or Plankton of the Chum Bucket?
Don't forget he called you pink.
[growling]
[grunting]
[screaming]
[dinging]
[grunting]
[screaming]
[indistinct screaming]
Forget the chum nugget. This is personal.
[screaming]
[grunting]
No! My name's not Rick!
I don't like you.
I don't like you more.
I never liked you!
I a thousand times never liked you!
- Pink! - Yellow!
[growling]
Don't be silly. He's not bothering anybody.
I mean, not like that guy.
Who, me?
Yeah, you, standing there all smiling and whatnot.
Somebody ought to teach you some manners.
Okay, but I must warn you,
I happen to be a world championship, um...
Kick...box...er.
I don't care if you're the demon seed
of Davy Jones. You're going down, Tubby.
Tubby? [growling] Nobody calls me Tubby!
Wait, Patrick.
You're supposed to let me win, remember?
Oh, yeah.
Alright, I've got all the positions filled.
I just might pull this off.
Give me that hat. I said give it to me.
Are you going to hand it over or not?!
Don't you back-sass me!
No!
[crying]
No! No! No! No! No! No!
[screaming]
No, no, no!
What the halibut is wrong with you, boy?!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
He's lost his mind.
He never had a mind.
Oh I've seen this before. I know what to do.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
[grunting]
No, no, no, no, no, no! No. No.
When Patrick has a tantrum like this,
jellyfish jelly on the belly is the only thing
that calms him down.
[snoring]
[alarm ringing]
Huh? What?
[screaming]
What's making that noise?
[whimpering]
[alarm ringing]
Oh. [chuckles] It's you again.
[chuckles, ringing]
Okay, joke's over.
[ringing]
All right, you got me. Now cut it out.
[ringing]
That's it.
[grunting]
Stop your ringing, mister. I'm warning you!
Stop it! I said quit it!
[grunting]
Ooh. [ringing]
Then where's it coming from? [ringing]
Make it stop.
[ringing]
Buddy, you gotta help me find out
where that ringing is coming from.
[ringing]
Hey, come back!
How about if you sweep it out?
What's the point? I can't do anything right.
You'll do fine.
[screeching]
Hey, pal, you just blow in from stupid town?
Keep trying, Patrick.
I've got a load of awards for SpongeBob SquarePants.
[growling]
Why can't I do anything right?!
[grunting]
[grunting, coughing]
[coughing]
Kitchen.
[dinging]
[grunting]
No, no, no, no!
Well, it looks like the challenger is doing
a good job of fighting with himself.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet.
[laughing]
No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh-oh.
[growling]
No, no, no, no, no, no!
[screaming]
No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
[screaming]
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no! No. No.
Well, folks, I think it looks like the fight's over.
What happened?
I just became rich.
[dinging]
Uh-oh.
- No, no, no, no, no, no! - Whoa!
It's going to be all right. We will help you.
[screaming]
Okay, you know what?
None of this would have happened if you didn't come back
with your infestation.
All you've brought us is fleas and trouble and pain
and itching and rash and pain
and fleas and itching and... pain.
So much pain. So much pain.
And as for you, if you hadn't thrown this party,
we wouldn't be in this mess.
Wait a minute.
You had as much to do with this party as I did.
You call this a party?
I'm beginning to question our friendship.
Stop smudging my helmet!
Oh, I got half a mind, buddy.
Will you two stop yelling at each other?!
Nothing's working!
Wait, SpongeBob, we're not cavemen.
We have technology.
[grunting, thudding]
It didn't work.
This is all Mr. Krabs' fault.
If he hadn't hung that stupid dollar
in the first place.
I mean, it's not like it looks any different
than a regular dollar. Why hang it?
You can just stick any old dollar bill
up on the wall. No one would even know the difference.
You might as well just reach into my wallet,
pull out a dollar and put it on the wall and it would look-
Patrick, take out your wallet.
I don't see where you're going with this. Hey, a dollar.
[music playing]
Get me out of here!
Uh-oh.
Loser.
[thudding]
I've been thinking.
At first a handshake doesn't seem like much,
but really it's the thought that counts.
SpongeBob, I just wanted to thank you
for this box of chocolates.
No, problem, Fran.
I mean, even though I was expecting more-
Thanks for the roses, SpongeBob. Happy Valentine's Day!
You too, Dave.
And not that it matters
that we've been friends for so long-
Hey, SpongeBob. Thanks for the bike.
Can you believe this guy? I just met him this morning.
So, as I was saying-
Excuse me. Do you guys have the time?
[screaming]
Patrick needs love too!
[screaming]
[screaming, grunting]
I defy you, heart man.
[screaming]
Attention, everyone.
There's a chubby pink starfish on the loose.
[screaming]
Hear on stick must die.
[screaming]
[grunting]
Heart on stick must die.
[screaming]
[gasping]
Patrick.
[mumbling]
[screaming]
Give me SpongeBob!
[laughing]
You broke my heart.
Now I'm gonna break something of yours!
Okay, Patrick. I know I deserve this, but do they?
They didn't give me anything either.
Nope. It's too late for that now.
For all of you.
Good night, SpongeBob.
Good night, rockmate.
Meow.
Good night, Gary.
[snoring]
[snoring loudly]
Oh, no. What the?
[snoring]
[crying]
[groaning]
[snoring]
[grunting]
[snoring]
[grunting]
[snoring]
[gurgling]
[grunting]
Spiders! Spiders! Get 'em off me!
Get 'em off me! Get 'em off me!
Stop! It's me! SpongeBob!
[grunting]
Spider! Spider! Spider!
- Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! - Get 'em off me!
My royal subjects have deserted me.
And it's all cause of that horrible Squidward.
This is all his fault. His, his, not mine. His!
Patrick, what's happened to you?
I don't know what you mean.
Uh... [chuckles]
You know, actually, Mr. Krabs is probably wondering
- where I am and- - And what?
And, well, it's just that, um,
you're kind of being a jerk.
Huh? [laughing]
I thought you were going to say I was abusing my power.
Uh, well, I-
Who's saying I'm abusing my power?!
I'll put the whole town in prison!
Questioning my authority is treason!
All these kingly speeches are making me thirsty.
SpongeBob, I request a drink. SpongeBob?
SpongeBob.
Gee. Everybody's gone. I'm all alone.
Fine, I'll get it myself.
Knock knock.
Huh? A knock knock joke. Who's there?
You.
I don't get it.
I'm you and you are me.
Ah! What have I become?!
Hi, Patrick. How do you like my new look?
[screaming]
I'll save you. [grunting]
Pat... rick, what are... you doing?
I'm saving you from that brain eating alien
that's attacking your... head!
Patrick, the only thing attacking me is you!
Oh, sorry.