- So, Rihanna is now a billionaire.
So yeah, life is going well for Rihanna.
And that's what--
- If you care about that stuff.
Which she obviously does
'cause she made it, she got herself to billionaire status.
- No.
You can't say...
No.
She might not care.
- I wonder at what--
- She might not have thought
shit was gonna pop off like this.
- Yeah, but I just wonder,
at what stage do you think,
wow, I have so much money.
- Yeah.
- I'm basic...
I am, like, you know in Duck Tales
when Scrooge McDuck just dives into a pile of money?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, the dream.
- No, why, but is that the dream, though?
Why, like what-- - Not the pile of coins.
I wanna do that thing on,
what does that Black guy do on Breaking Bad?
I wanna do that.
- What?
Never seen it.
- You know that the guy,
the massive Black guy.
- I've never seen Breaking Bad.
- But you know the image I'm talking about
'cause I know you've seen it.
He's like a massive guy with a bald head,
he's got a pea head, and he like,
and he has a bed of money
and then he flops back on the bed of money.
(mic hisses) Ooh, sorry.
- Really?
- I wanna do that.
It's not that, I might not keep it,
but I just wanna do that one time
and then you guys can take it.
- Okay yeah, one time.
- Yeah, it's like you wanna do that money gun one time.
- Oh I wanna do,
(both laugh)
I wanna make it rain at least once.
- Oh yeah.
- But I mean just in general though,
just...
That you're quite...
It's quite far to get to think,
to not be like I've got so much money,
there's only so much money in the world
and I have this much of it.
- But she doesn't have a billion.
- Okay, I don't know how...
What's that,
her net worth? - Because I think
her net, her worth is a billion.
So like, with Fenty perfume,
Fenty makeup and Fenty skincare,
and also you know her ex-musician career,
all that has accumulated to a billion,
and then, it's mad that she's there before Beyonce.
(laughs) That's like.
- She ain't got kids.
- Oh yeah, okay, that makes sense.
She hasn't got kids.
- Not saying that (laughs).
- Kids take up a lot of money.
You're paying for twin nannies up and down.
Then but...
Anyway, that's a different topic.
And also Beyonce seems to be
buying a 100-million house every other year,
so that's where the money's going.
- Yeah, I don't know.
I like Rihanna's makeup,
music-- - And she has the fashion.
Forgot about the fashion.
- She's doing everything.
- So yeah, of course,
that would-- - I just don't...
I can't get on board-- - Come up to
a billion. - With a billionaire.
It's the first thing...
I know, Rihanna, Rihanna makes mistakes, and I really like
that she has held herself
accountable. - I think anyone's
gonna apologize for doing--
- No, no, no, I don't mean this,
I don't mean this, but I'm saying this is the first thing
where I'm just like, eh, Rihanna, man.
I don't like
what you're doing. - I just think it's like--
- I don't like that about you.
- Because...
I think when they announce that people are billionaires,
it might help to actually also announce
how much is actually in this person's bank account.
Because-- - That's so nosy, though.
- It is nosy, but because she has multiple businesses
like that, then yeah,
if all those businesses are mad successful,
then yeah, it does make sense
to why she's now a billionaire
because other musicians are just doing the music
so whatever.
So how much money does she actually have?
Whereas Jeff and all those, man,
I know your bank account is doing many many zeros.
Rihanna's might be obviously in the millions,
but can she actually see a billion in her account?
Do not think so.
- And also, I will say,
so I don't rate any billionaires,
but the thing that annoys me most about,
no, wait, wait, wait, retract.
A think that annoys me madly, not most,
about billionaires.
- Go on.
- Is that in general,
if I was, I would never be a billionaire,
but I would dress cool, I would be spending money,
and like on my fashion-- - No, that's always like that.
- And I just like, why, if you're a billion,
I don't understand, if you're a billionaire,
why would you wear a gray T-shirt every day
when you could wear
anything. - You like that.
It's like that picture. - And I rate Rihanna
for being creative.
- No but that's why she's not a true billionaire,
because she's spending her money.
- Exactly.
- But that's the thing that's like,
(laughs) what's that, what is that picture
that always goes around when it's like
the worth of some average person with their Louis belt
and then it's like billionaires, Walmart T-shirt,
shoes that, because someone was like,
if you always look at Richard Branson's shoes,
they're wearing and tearing on the bottom.
But I think that's actually, I think,
I've started to think that billionaires
do this shit to seem relatable
because if they came out flashing every time,
we already have enough reasons to hate them.
I have a full book of reasons to hate Mark Zuckerberg.
If Mark Zuckerberg came out tomorrow
grilled up,
(girl laughs) iced up, Ferrari whippin',
everyone would be...
Tiki torches would be like...
Because now, even though you know he's a billionaire,
sometimes when you look at these people,
'cause you can't see the wealth immediately,
then I think it shields them from some shit,
and I think secretly,
I think there's probably a billionaire guide book.
I think secretly, they want to flash it the fuck out.
But they know they can't.
Because they can buy everything under the sun.
Jeff Bezos could personally replace his eyes
with rhinestone gems, but he won't do that because...
He could have a hair transplant.
He could have the best in the world.
He could come out-- - Well, he might like bald.
- Okay.
He obviously does (laughs).
- No, I reckon there's things that some...
Like, millionaires will do that.
'Cause rappers do that every day.
People do that every day,
but billionaires, you're telling me
that none of these billionaires grew up and was like,
I want the best car, I want that watch.
They're wearing G-shock watches.
Why am I looking at you guys wearing Casio watch?
That doesn't make any sense
because when I get a small 2K now,
you're all gonna know about it.
- That's true, but I think this is why,
it's because
they're like,
I'm not gonna go to the poor people's public.
I'll just buy my own island
and be-- - And they wearing
their chains there. - Yeah.
And then no one sees that.
Yeah. - No I think they wanna flash.
They wanna flash.
- But I guess, but for--
- Richard Branson, why am I looking at your shoes,
and they got holes at the bottom?
There's absolutely no reason for that.
You are so rich, who is it that does that?
There's a rapper
that never wears the same pairs of Air Force.
Every time he wears a pair of Air Forces--
- Well that's just wasteful.
- Oh that's massively wasteful.
That's why the price of Air Forces are through the roof.
Before, couple years ago, 50 pounds calm.
Now you want me to pay 80 pounds
for simple Nike white,
no fancy shit, Air Force.
- It pays to have children's feet.
- I mean, true (laughs).
Small feet, children-sized feet.
- (laughs) Adult feet that's small.
- Richard Branson has enough money,
not saying he should, but you definitely have
enough money to at least change your shoes once a month.
Your shoes that I'm seeing you're wearing
are 10 years old, even.
So even if you, even once a year, yeah?
I shouldn't be seeing that.
I think it's a trick.
They're tricking us, but I'm not tricked.
I'm not tricked, guys,
'cause I've turned into a conspiracy theorist.
- I don't even think it's a conspiracy.
I reckon it's probably in some book they all read
and rule number one is--
- Rich Dad Poor Dad.
- Yeah. (both laugh)