scp-106-j the barbeque man | object class keter-coquam
Item: SCP-106-J
Object Class: Keter-Coquam
Special Containment Procedures: All staff are to remain at least sixty meters away from
the containment cell at all times, except during "long weekend" events.
SCP-106-J is to be contained in a refinished basement den, comprised of Nickel alloy
Nickel alloy has proven to last longer against SCP-106-J's "Grill" effect than other metals.
One armchair is to be placed in the center of the containment cell.
Container is to remain supplied with no less than a 160 cm flatscreen television, with
the "Deluxe Sports Fan" Package from the Site's local cable provider.
A secondary containment area is to be fitted with sound systems, capable of flooding the
entire assembly with no less than the greatest hits of rock bands from the '60s, '70s, and
'80s.
Both containment areas are to remain under 24 hour surveillance.
If sweet smokey scents of roasting meat are detected in any area more than 200 metres
from SCP-106-J's containment chamber, Site Security are to be notified immediately.
Any ingredients lost to SCP-106-J are to be considered DELICIOUS.
Deemed Expendable Losses In Critical Incidents Of Uncontained SCP(s)
Note: In the presence of multiple raw cuts of beef, pork, or poultry, SCP-106-J can become
"distracted", deliberately appraising the appearance and quality of these items.
Personnel are reminded to safely dispose of all meat exposed to SCP-106-J in this manner.
Description: SCP-106-J is an elderly humanoid with the appearance of being basted in a thick
marinade.
This appearance may vary, but the "saucy" quality is observed in all forms.
SCP-106-J enjoys reclining in its armchair, and will remain motionless for days at a time
waiting for visitors.
SCP-106-J appears to prefer visitors in the range of 10-25 years of age.
SCP-106-J causes a "char grilling" effect in all solid matter it touches, observed as
a smoking seared gridiron pattern; as well as the creation of a brown viscous substance
similar to the material covering SCP-106-J. Analysis reveals this to be mainly composed
of vinegar and tomato paste, as well as various spices, seasonings, and sweeteners.
This effect remains for four hours before seeming to "go cold and stale".
SCP-106-J is capable of vanishing into stoves or ovens, entering what seems to be a kind
of "cookout dimension".
This is a space where SCP-106-J is assumed to have complete control over the environment,
as well as others' ability to enter or exit at any time.
Limited observation of this space has shown it to be comprised mostly of freshly mowed
lawns in a recently constructed suburban residential neighbourhood with [DATA EXPUNGED].
Notes On Behavior:
During hosting events, SCP-106-J will attempt to satiate visitors by serving hamburgers,
hotdogs, or chicken sandwiches, after pulling invited guests into its "cookout dimension".
This activity can continue for days, with some subjected individuals being given meals
in between games of catch, receiving life advice, ████████ a cold one,
[DATA EXPUNGED].
SCP-106-J seems to undergo long periods of dormancy, in which it remains motionless in
its armchair, watching television.
These events can last for an entire post-season playoffs, before SCP-106-J arises in a groggy,
agitated state.
Camera feeds have shown that SCP-106-J will make its way to the Site cafeteria/kitchen,
or nearest such facilities, and attempt to raid refrigerators and pantries before escaping
into its "cookout dimension".
SCP-106-J appears to host and serve based on desire, not hunger.
SCP-106-J will collect multiple visitors during a hosting event, keeping many "fed" in the
cookout dimension for extended periods of time.
SCP-106-J has no determinable limit to the number of patio chairs and paper plates it
can provide.
RECALL PROTOCOL ██ -███ -█-106-J:
Should SCP-106-J breach containment, a D-Class personnel of suitable age will be brought
to the container and prepared for use in the Recall Protocol.
When ready, the lure subject will be hungry, preferably due to having not eaten for several
hours or otherwise spoiled their appetite.
The lure subject will then be placed in the cell and the sound emitted by their rumbly
tummy projected over the Site's public address system.
Should SCP-106-J not respond to the Recall Protocol in a timely manner, the lure subject
may be exposed to additional appetite-stimulating measures.
SCP-106-J will typically "release" its lure subject after around 5-8 hours.
In addition, subjects may return with "leftovers" gifted by SCP-106-J, but these will [DATA
EXPUNGED].