- That's Andrew. - André.
What's up, my brother?
Hey, nice stuff. You guys are hilarious.
Insane! Incredible! I loved it!
Harper, can I talk to the girls alone?
Can I drive your new Porsche around the parking lot?
- How old are you? - Fourteen.
Drive slow.
Yeah, right.
OK, this school is not normal.
Really?
You're not normal either.
I've seen what you can do on stage.
You're special.
You're fantastic.
You belong in this school.
Normal's boring.
Tori!
Oh, hey, uh, did you get Cat and Beck?
Yeah, they're about to get online.
Nice.
- Where are you? - At my grandma's house.
Why are you at your grandma's?
She called me and said she was scared
because the numbers kept changing on the digital clock.
Isn't that what clocks do?
All I know is when I got here, she was hiding under her bed.
- Did you get her out? - Uh-huh.
But I had to use butter.
♪ I'll give you my heart My soul, my voice, baby ♪
♪ Give this song to you ♪
♪ What I can't say, I'll sing it ♪
♪ Give this song to you ♪
♪ I'll give my song, these words to you Baby, baby ♪
♪ Sing you what I feel, my soul is true ♪
♪ I'll give you my song ♪
You trashed my beach house!
You said I could use your beach house!
I didn't say people could puke on my carpet
and make soup in my toilet!
It was a beach house party!
What'd you think was gonna happen?
Who put my dog in a wedding dress?
It was hilarious.
You know what? This friendship is over.
Eat a rag!
You eat two rags!
- You got all that? - Got it!
Really good stuff, guys.
- Nice work, man. - Well played.
OK, what's all the fizzy-fuzz?
We wanna go home...
My God, look at André.
Wh-What's on his neck?
It's from his moth bite. It won't stop growing.
Hmm... Ah! Ow...
Oh, what's he saying?
I think it was, "Hmm... Ah! Ow..."
♪ Six million times I'm thinking about your face ♪
♪ You know I'm crazy for you ♪
♪ Let me count the ways ♪
♪ Too many girls I'm chasing ♪
♪ I had my fun (My fun) ♪
♪ But all the time was wasting ♪
♪ Girl you know that you're the one ♪
♪ It's a countdown to your love ♪
♪ You're my number one, girl ♪
♪ It's a countdown, falling fast ♪
♪ Don't think I'm gonna last now ♪
♪ Wait a minute, wait a minute Wait a minute, yeah ♪
Oh, come on, driving with Beck was that bad?
Bad? I got in a fight with four idiotic girls!
My nose really hurts.
- You took on four girls? - Yes.
Oh, and one of them bit my elbow!
Now I'm probably gonna get Northridge fever.
Anyway, thanks for giving me a ride to school.
Hey, no problem. Any time you need a ride, just know you can call--
André!
I can't find my contact lens!
Grandma, you don't wear contacts.
Then where are my glasses?!
They're on your face.
OK, everybody out there on Slap.com, it's your man, André,
tell all your friends--
Ah-hah!
[screams]
I caught you slap-handed!
Look, I can do having less followers than Trina,
but I will not have less followers than Robbie!
I cannot have it!
Ugh, pathetic!
I can't be last!
[Bad Boys playing]
Ow!
♪ If I could help myself You know I would ♪
♪ Why do the bad boys Always look so good? ♪
Essentially, you know,
when the people that watch the show see me, they know me as a songwriter,
they know me as a producer, they know me as an actor.
'Cause you were depicted as that...
- Exactly. - In the show.
And that's, once again, priceless.
I mean, it lives in people's subconscious.
When I meet with them, when we're doing meetings
about other things, it's just, like, it survives
and that's really cool.
How involved were you in the writing of the songs?
I actually wrote a couple songs on the show.
Uh, "365", "Countdown"...
Um, and of course, "Song2You".
- You wrote Song2You? - Yeah, yeah, I wrote that when I was 14.
Oh, man! And so it resonates with so many people.
Oh, man, that was such a crazy record for me.
Even when I was in Germany, they said that it hit the charts
around that time, which is crazy, like...
- In Germany? - Yeah, I was like, "What? That's nuts!"