security features of this aircraft you'll see how to buckle and fasten your seatbelt securely
all right logan jake what are you doing up it's like 5 a.m how's it seeing where
you were going logan looks like you got a bag and everything where are you going without me
jake it's not your business i'm taking a little vacation go to malibu
oh halibut without me i mean i just don't know why you'd want to go to malibu without me
considering that just being here with me every day is like a vacation yeah no i mean it is but
you know sometimes it's nice to go on a beach also jake it's gonna be a five-star vacation i'm flying
first-class first-class hotels first-class restaurants it's gonna be amazing he's leaving
really what are you guys doing i just don't get why you would want to leave us like that i mean
it's five in the morning why are you two away sure duty we have all that stuff here first
class airplane are you kidding me i could whip one of those up in five seconds plus i bet you spent
thousands of dollars on that first class here i actually got it on aeroplan points so it actually
was like free i don't know about these arrow chocolate points you've got but what i do know
is that we have a five-star vacation right here and if you think you're so
tall and mighty i am tall if you want to go on your vacation then fine i'm going to have a
better if not the same vacation right here first class airplane and everything and the viewers
will decide who had the better vacation that's fine with me i'm gonna get going because i got
a flight in like an hour biggs what's up jake i wake up at 5 a.m every day to practice pac-man
okay well it was nice running into you guys i will see you later good luck with that first
class you're gonna regret it logan i'm telling you you're gonna regret it welcome to the sprites
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all right so we just got to the airport and like i was saying earlier it's 5 a.m but the good news
for us is we're fine first class so it doesn't really matter what time it is we're gonna have
a good time all right guys so i just woke up it's super early in the morning it's like 11 a.m and uh
i got to catch my first class plane you know i'm really excited now i get to show you guys what a
box fort first class plane looks like i don't know what logan's footage looks like but i can
tell you right now my experience is gonna be way better i mean the plane is literally in my house
and it's about to leave let's head downstairs and board this plane i mean at this point it's not
even a plane it's a private jet oh no there's a lot of people here which means big lines
but another perk we have about our first class experience is we get to go in a priority line i'm
obviously gonna win i'm going on a real vacation on a real plane and on a luxury first class place
guys so i made it to the plane and it is now time to board uh it looks like
phil what is this sir we're gonna need you to pass all security testings before entering the
box we're playing it's literally just me boarding the plane we don't need security
please take his bag i suppose take my bags okay fine yeah sure you know what look through my bag
it's just me on the plane phil please step right up into my next booth you didn't even make this
tall enough phil where do you think you're going your back still needs to go through the x-ray
machine an x-ray machine is cardboard whoa whoa whoa there seems to be a suspicious object in here
did he even pass security school i can assure you everybody has their proper credentials hey
there's nothing in there let's see what you got as i watched the sunrise it was time for me to board
my first class flight and so far we were off to a great trip not a fuss in the world no lines easy
travel things were going great i don't think this is really necessary phil okay jake why do you have
duct tape and tools because phil you guys built the plane okay i was a little bit worried that in
case you didn't build it properly i might have to make some repairs on the fly everyone brings duct
tape and hammers where they go places it's just a saw it's a cardboard saw wouldn't hurt a fly
you didn't trust us to build you your plane okay i'm a little i'm a little afraid of planes so in
case something happened i might need to build myself like a parachute this can't go in here
are you kidding me guys i don't know what's going on but i don't think it's good okay it's way too
cold out there and the tape isn't sticking and the wind is blowing everywhere this plane's
taking off without wings what phil we need the wings you can't take a plane off without wings
you can i googled it google phil i'm freezing this is supposed to be a first-class airplane
well i gotta walk down the tarmac yes sir but don't worry you got yourself your own
private chef how do you think about that i don't care i was gonna sleep on this plane
for breakfast this morning we are gonna be having the omelet this is the first class
is this your car phil it is freezing don't worry jake i'm taking her
really wish i had that tape right about now phil this does not feel very first
class why is he getting in a back door it's on the back door staff i'm your chef for
the evening please welcome inside it doesn't even make sense oh it's freezing in here phil
did you guys even turn the heat on okay it looks like i'm inside the plane guys our planes he also
comes with this little pouch of goodies inside we have cashmere socks eye mask for sleeping
and we got ourselves a toothbrush and toothpaste not sure what logan's plane looked like but it
does look like there's a bit of a snow storm and a lot of wind jake let me just tuck it
into your bed you're not gonna feel a thing what does that mean i'm not gonna feel this
i got you a complimentary timbit
just 10 minutes frozen frozen sauce you sit back oh wait your door's right here okay
oh that is a little fancy at least there you go i bet logan didn't have a door on his plane
to see the sights we're gonna go sight see you later it's gonna be great you're
we are taking off
all right the sun is up the sun is shining and it is time to start eating breakfast
fizzy how's that complimentary coffee coming along phil it's going around great i just got
the water in gotta press start and get him his nice warm coffee also biggsy i don't think he's
liking this plane very much we gotta pull out all the stops where's the donuts right here it smells
good oh you wait for your nice warm cup of coffee yeah would you like a donut sure i'm so cold phil
please start the plane take me to florida how's that doesn't that just make your experience that
much better a little like i'm gonna cry take me to florida don't forget you have your complimentary
xbox with halo infinite built-in i can't play my fingers are frozen oh well then use your
complimentary hand warmer okay there we go i hope that i look better than how logan looks in his
place our seat has its own remote control for the tv but it's not just a remote control it's also
a controller for video games now we might not have fortnite or minecraft but we do have chess
so far the first class experience has been uh not so first class the donut was good i'll give
them that but the plane has uh massive holes in it it's freezing cold outside it's extremely
windy also biggs is living underneath me and cooking food which kind of scares me so guys uh
it sounds like the plane is taking off which is good because i want to get out of wherever
we are it is absolutely freezing here i really hope this beats logan i mean i i
just i can't see how a commercial airplane could be that much better than this i mean it is still
my private airplane now that we're up in the air let me show you some of the features of this seat
our seat comes with a bunch of different options it even has a built-in massager in it
and the best part of all it can transform into a bag this is by far my favorite part
you can fully lie down watch movies and go to sleep
oh we're moving we're moving oh
oh i guess we're going to the runway now so i just remembered we don't have wings so i'm a little
confused how that's gonna work i guess i have a viewing hole though and i mean i have binoculars i
guess logan didn't have binoculars on his plane goodbye home i'll see you when i'm at florida
okay guys so me and bixie have officially got the plane ready for takeoff and i have
to tell my passengers to buckle up though i've never tried to fly a plane without wings good
evening ladies and gentlemen i'm gonna need everybody to move from their beds to the seats
hi and thank you for flying with friendly phil airlines please look to your left and watch
your flight attendant explain the security features of this aircraft you'll see how to
buckle and fasten your seat belt securely in the event of a water landing this is cardboard
so email all right well guys i've moved to the uh the seat that they've so kindly uh given me
because apparently during takeoff we have to be in our seat and not in the pod i guess i'm gonna
fasten my uh my seat belt thanks to uh biggs for that instructional video so this doesn't actually
fasten to anything so i'm just gonna put it here and i guess it'll make me feel a little safer
guys we're ready for takeoff here we go
close my eyes and try not to imagine this massive 200 pound thing trying to fly
here we go phil hope you know what you're doing i am [ __ ] love i'm scared phil oh
what happened are we in florida phil what happened
jake it turns out you can't buy planes without wings obviously phil
it's very cold very very cold
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