300.
I cannot give the rebel operatives the codenames Luke, Han, Chewie or Yoda.
301.
"Well Hung" is not a physical, social or mental trait.
302.
A gimp suit does not count as leather armor.
303.
I cannot gradually describe my character more and more until it's obvious I'm describing
Burt Reynolds.
304.
My life long nemesis is not allowed to be the unsuspecting cleric sitting across the
table from me.
305.
Anything my character does that ends up as errata I am retroactively prohibited from
doing.
306.
Chaotic Evil dieties do not have hymnals. 307.
Even if he can use them from the start, my barbarian can't specialize in fencing weapons.
308.
A Mao suit is not proper garb for my shugenja. 309.
I cannot cast invisibility on random household items like car keys, tea sets and bear traps.
310.
I cannot spend all my points on just followers.
311.
Even if the rules allow it, I cannot start the game as pope.
312.
I am not the son, father, husband, exroommate, former professor or retired garbageman of
the villain. 313.
My British Superspy does not get a reroll on his seduction check if his shirt gets ripped
off.
314.
Under 'Religion' I cannot put 'Xenu'. 315.
My gnome cannot save point on the ride skill simply by asking for piggyback rides everywhere.
316.
My character is not allowed to commit suicide five minutes into the campaign.
317.
My battlecry is not 'Now young Skywalker you will die'.
318.
Vampiric cows are not the fast food innovation of the future.
319.
My character does not have the flaw: Dark Secret- I'm Kilroy.
320.
The Sultan does not want a treasure bath.
321.
The monk's official title is Brother of the Lotus Path.
Not the Slap Happy Jappy. 322.
My bard knows more songs than just "I Saw Your Mommy"
323.
I cannot start the game with a highly contagious deadly disease.
324.
I cannot start the game pregnant.
325.
Even if he was a paragon of humanity in his alternate dimension, Good Hitler is not an
appropriate superhero concept.
326.
Cannot accumulate 200 points of flaws for Hackmaster.
327.
I am not allowed to decide which one of us is the Chosen One.
328.
I cannot keep my phaser on disintegrate just because it's the coolest setting.
329.
Not allowed to spoil the plot by simply removing the hinges on the door.
330.
The Halfling Paladin does not represent the Lollipop Guild.
331.
I cannot invoke Consecrate Weapon on a Man of War
332.
I cannot spend character points to buy imaginary friends.
333.
I cannot fistinate anybody, whatever the hell that means.
334.
Pinball is not a specialization for wizards. 335.
When installing cyberware, can't install the Clapper as a built in feature.
336.
Cannot start a Cthuhlu character with a pre-existing hatred of books, altars and cutlery.
337.
Even if the rules allow it, I cannot control 20,000 pigeons and use them as flying piranha.
338.
Any character named El Robotico Jiraffe de Fuego is begging to be vetoed.
339.
Can't avoid going on an epic quest with the excuse "Can't find a sitter"
340.
I cannot start the game married to another PC without their consent.
341.
Not allowed to declare myself a free agent and take offer from other adventuring parties.
342.
After the first adventure I cannot write a tell all book about the party.
343.
I must remember royalty do not share the same love of parody as my bard.
344.
No matter how much I make my IQ roll by, I can't make the other guy's head explode.
345.
I don't have weapon proficiency in elf, either.
346.
I most certainly don't have weapon proficiency in a Phased-plasma rifle in the forty watt
range.
347.
If I'm not the decker, I can't do anything I saw in Tron once.
348.
The rest of the party appreciates it if I don't start the game in Cyberpsychosis.
349.
Power Word: Beer Me is not a real spell.
350.
I am not allowed to buzz ANYTHING. 351.
I cannot take skill Profession: Ecdysiast 352.
When I choose my wizard's familar, Belgians are not a legal choice.
353.
I cannot pick a Destroid that makes the Veritech pilots feel inadequate.
354.
Tricking the party into killing each other off and then turning in their corpses for
the bounty is frowned upon.
355.
My monk's battlecry is not "Round 1: Fight!"
356.
No matter how well I roll, the Quack skill is not a substitute for the Doctor skill.
357.
I cannot disassemble a car in under 5 minutes.
358.
Even if the rules allow it, I cannot make a character that gets double XP per game for
showing up.
359.
Killing quicklings with marbles only works once.
360.
I must remind the GM that my Blessed can Raise Dead before he runs another murder mystery
again.
361.
It is not feasible for my Archer to recreate Hudson's Last Stand.
362.
It is very unlikely my half-ogre and the half-elf, half-dragon, tiefling and aasimar have the
same dad.
363.
When challenged to a showdown, I'm meant to face him at 10 paces with pistols, not 10
blocks with a Sharpe's Big .50.
364.
I am to avoid killing, upstaging or seducing historical characters.
365.
Not allowed to setup the main villain with the mad scientist's sister.
366.
Female minotaurs do not have udders.
This issue is closed.
367.
No using excessive firepower to force the plot along.
368.
My teleporter cannot stop the alien invasion with just the law of displacement, laws of
motion, and a huge freakin' asteroid. 369.
Not supposed to stop the soon to be cyberpsycho by disassembling him earlier in the adventure.
370.
What happens in Sigil does not always stay in Sigil.
371.
No thinking up new, creative and fun uses for cursed items.
372.
Cannot start the game blitzed, especially if I was stone sober at the last game break.
373.
It is bad form for the queen to see my nipples. 374.
I am not to combine the advantage Fearless and the disadvantage Curious in the same character
again.
375.
Killing the building does not add to my body count.
376.
The barbarian must remember that 'human shield' is a figure of speech.
377.
My character is required to have a minimum wisdom of 10, that way I have no excuses.
378.
I can cannot give my character the moniker "Tim the Barbarian".
Especially since he's the bard. 379.
I am to stop asking the elf to put a good word in for me with Santa.
380.
I cannot use the ventriloquism skill to convice the fighter his new sword is a magical talking
one.
381.
Min/Max for combat=good.
Min/Max for accounting=bad.
382.
I can't bet the power gamer he can't solo the module.
383.
It is not ok to use 10,000 rounds to kill two sentries.
384.
The titles "Viking" and "Obstretrician" are mutually exclusive.
385.
All characters will use the bathroom before the dungeon crawl.
386.
The following words are not legal for the command spell: Prognosticate, theorize, notarize.
387.
I cannot give magic items super easy commands words like 'is' or 'the' and activate when
you say them.
388.
Pursue means chase after, not just make called shots to the knees.
389.
My samurai is not required to commit seppuku if he fails to hit the monster.
390.
My character's background must be more indepth than a montage of Queen lyrics.
391.
A starting paladin has no conceivable use for industrial lubricant.
392.
I am forbidden to see whether halflings or gnomes bounce higher.
393.
If I can fit my head down the gun's barrel, I can assume it doesn't have the non-lethal
option.
394.
If the light spell expires, no lighting the dwarf.
395.
I cannot have any weapon that requires me to crank start it first.
396.
I will refrain from using wildly inaccurate high explosive weapons in close quarters.
397.
I will not tell new players that 1st level characters do not have a scent as a defense
mechanism.
398.
No matter what popular media says, harpoons are not proper ninja weapons.
399.
When I have to pick a starting dementia, Stockholm Syndrome is not appropriate.